Funny part of group announcement

Funny part of the group announcement

The first half of the year has passed. As an ordinary member of this group, we will now report the work situation of the group as follows: In the first half of the year, we Take root closely in the group, hold high the great banner of the theory of "come when you are free, speak when you come, leave what you say, and read when you leave", conscientiously implement the requirement of "geese passing by leave a message, people passing by leave a message", insist on The guiding ideology of “telling everything you know and speaking everything” carries forward the fearless spirit of “one is not afraid of sore hands and the other is not afraid of working overtime”, and takes “keeping in touch and constantly harassing” as the first priority for revitalizing the group! Fundamentally change the way of "come here every few days, come only when you think of it, don't talk when you come, just go shopping and then leave"! Comments bring new ideas, trolling brings new ideas, bragging brings new breakthroughs, and arguing brings new situations! Adhering to the "four haves" means being organized, premeditated, sure, and achieving results. Mutual promotion and common development have enabled our group to embark on the great path of sustainable development. At the same time, we resolutely implemented the 08 new concepts: 1. Money is not a problem, the problem is lack of money. 2. Diamonds are forever, but one will go bankrupt. 3. Water can carry boats and cook porridge. 4. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, except one male and one female. 5. Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men. 6. The person burning incense may not necessarily be a monk, but it may also be a panda. 7. When I'm drunk, I don't accept anyone, so I hold on to the wall. 8. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out. 9. What is love in this world? One thing brings down another thing. Please send a copy to each group to study and implement it seriously, and make persistent efforts to create greater glories in the second half of the year! The most important thing is to be happy every day with funny QQ group announcements

Comrades, it’s holiday, please leave the group! Funny QQ group announcements

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‖But ┊cai┊ke┊this┊two┊one┊water┊flower‖

‖Up┊Down┊ eliminate┊情┊place┊kind┊自┊自‖

‖心┊eyebrows┊exclude┊无┊idle┊phase┊flow┊ drift‖

‖头┊头┊＊┊calculation┊灁┊思┊＊┊ Zero‖

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QQ group announcement eight honors and eight shames for loving this book Be proud of being in the group, and be ashamed of having left the group; be proud of obeying the group leader, and be ashamed of betraying the group leader; be proud of providing information, and be ashamed of posting random advertisements; be proud of working hard to fill water, and be ashamed of secretly diving; Be proud of helping each other, and be ashamed of putting each other down; be proud of being online frequently, and be ashamed of being invisible and offline; be proud of caring for pretty girls, and be ashamed of neglecting handsome guys; be proud of chatting in public, and be ashamed of chatting in private. Looking for funny QQ group announcements

The men will stand on the left, the women will stand on the right, and the new ones will stand in the middle

Newcomers, what about you? Be honest and don’t talk nonsense. People treat you as a mute

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║ヾPush up and then dive to ヾ║

╚═ ═ ═ ═ ═ ════ ╝ No personal attacks such as swearing or bickering in the group are allowed. This can be resolved privately. If you are beaten, please call 110 or ask the administrator for help, but the administrator is not responsible for standing up for you. Group members have the right to join voluntarily, and administrators have the obligation to kick people at will, such as when the administrator gets angry, has convulsions, or has itchy feet. Be proud of loving the group, and be ashamed of leaving the group; be proud of obeying the group leader, and be ashamed of betraying the group leader; be proud of providing information, and be ashamed of posting random advertisements; be proud of working hard, and be secretly diving Be ashamed of; be proud of helping each other, be ashamed of putting each other down; be proud of being online frequently, be ashamed of being invisible and offline; be proud of caring for pretty girls, be ashamed of neglecting handsome guys; be proud of public chatting, be ashamed of private chatting below Shame; ①Those under 18 years old please chat under guidance.

②Non-managers of this group are not allowed to visit the PLMM of this group in the group... ╔═══════════════╗

‖But ┊cai┊can┊this┊two┊one┊water┊flower‖

‖Up ┊ Down ┊ eliminate ┊ feeling ┊ everywhere ┊ kind ┊ since ┊ since ‖

‖Heart ┊eyebrow┊except┊no┊idle┊phase┊flow┊piao‖

‖head┊head┊＊┊calculation┊灁┊thinking┊＊┊zero‖

╚═══ ════════════╝ Funny group announcement about exo

"Why do you love exo so much?" "Are you kidding? Don't you love your own heart?"

Lu Han met Wu Shixun, whom he had not seen for many years, with a seven or eight-year-old boy on the road. His still free and easy smile made him feel very uncomfortable. "Is this your son?" "Yeah," Wu Shixun said with a smile. "Adopted." Lu Han breathed a sigh of relief. "Really? It's so cute." Wu Shixun knelt down and patted the little boy's head. "Remember what I said? What should I do if I see the uncle in the photo?" "Remember?" "The little boy hugged Lu Han's leg and shouted "Mom".

On Chinese Valentine's Day, they watched the movie and sat at KFC. Wu Shixun watched Lu Han swallow it in two mouthfuls. After finishing an egg tart and a chicken roll, Kuba asked: Can I buy you a cone? Lu Han said: No, I want to eat grilled wings. Wu Shixun said: Let's eat a cone. It’s cold. Lu Han said arrogantly: Grilled wings! So Wu Shixun walked to the ordering table and asked: Waiter, can you put the ring into the grilled wings?

If Du Du serves in the military, exo will not have free breakfast; if Lu Han serves in the army, exo's laughter will increase; if Sehun serves in the army , the milk tea shop will close down; if Cancan serves in the military, EXO's dormitory will finally be quiet; if Yixing serves in the military, Lu Han will have to drink black tea alone; if the leader serves in the military, Mianmian will be miserable ! If Taozi goes to the military service, exo won't have to take a shower with anyone. If kai goes to the military service, exo will not be the most evil. If chen goes to the military service, the position of exo's last-ditch team leader will be Baekhyun's. If xiumin goes to serve in the military, Luhan will be the boss. In order for exo to continue to be weird, I suggest you not to go to the army, because exo will not be complete without any of you

Wu Yifan used his life While walking at the airport, Lu Han used his life to be cute, Huang Zitao used his life to make two, Kim Jong-in used his life to dance sexy, Kim Jong-dae used his life to make up for the damage, Kim Min-suk used his life to lose weight, Zhang Yixing used his life to JPG, Park Chanyeol used his life to... Smiling, D.O spends his life to be frightened, Byun Baekhyun uses his life to interpret the beauty of eyeliner, Kim Junmyun uses his life to interpret maternal love, Wu Sehun uses his life to change his hair color

Park Chanyeol is Wu Yifan’s laughing point, and they have a tacit understanding The rapper is in charge; Zhang Yixing is Wu Yifan’s crying point, the brothers who have worked together in a foreign country for four years; Huang Zitao is Wu Yifan’s weakness, the inexplicable magnetic field, which is unclear to outsiders; Lu Han is Wu Yifan’s blind spot, the two of them are using Life is pretending to be unfamiliar; Jin Junmian is Wu Yifan's three points, and he won't show it to you even to death; Wu Shixun is Wu Yifan's stain, and he created a son out of thin air.

Owl, I can't start school. CHEN hasn't become the King of Dance Machines yet. I can't start school. LAY hasn't gotten rid of JPG mode yet. I can't start school. The black clock hasn't turned white yet. I can't start school. Mianmian hasn't met a literary girl yet. I can't start school. School is about to start, and my buns haven’t finished sweating, so I can’t start school

Wu Shixun said that he won’t go home with you just for a cup of milk tea. What, two cups? He is already packing his luggage

I want to plant EXO in the ground, and a lot of EXO will grow in two years. Sehun will play with me, Baekhyun will tell jokes, Jongdae will sing with me, Junmian will take the exam with me, Kris will go shopping with me, and Tao will take a bath with me. Jongin sleeps with him, and goes to show off his affection with Chanyeol... How about envying me? Funny scolding group announcement

It doesn't matter if you don't talk... You deserve to be drowned...

It doesn't matter if you don't speak... Just take pictures when it bubbles up...

Do you want to speak or not? If you don’t say anything, I’ll let you get high! How to write funny group announcements

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1. Everyone has freedom and opinions, but you are not allowed to harm your freedom. Others;

2. Advertisements can be posted occasionally, preferably together with red envelopes, and frequent posting is prohibited;

3. Pornography, gambling, and drugs are strictly prohibited, and indecent pictures and videos are not allowed. No obscene words are allowed;

4. Swearing is strictly prohibited. If you have opinions, you can say them rationally and your speech must be civilized;

5. Do not refresh the screen.

Those who violate the above five items will be criticized and educated, and those who refuse to change after repeated admonitions will be expelled from the group. Announcement hereby!