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Nezha's Classic Lines Inventory

1. Do not believe that life is Nezha's life!

They are expecting to send me a letter of mourning!

The prejudice in people's hearts is like a mountain, no matter how hard you try, you can't move it!

4. Fuck life!

If fate is unfair, fight to the end.

6. It's better to waste a spirit bead than my magic pill!

7. I will take my own life and will not involve others!

8. I am a little monster, carefree and free, killing people without blinking an eye and eating people without adding salt!

9. Other people's opinions are bullshit. Only you say who you are. Dad taught me this.

10. You have me, I have you, and we are each other's other half.

1 1. Life is full of tears. The more you toss, the more unlucky you are. If you are tired of death, you might as well lie in bed and fall asleep.

12. I have always held a grudge, and I will try my best to repay you today. (Ao Bing)

13. They said I was a monster, so I showed it to them as a monster!

14. prejudice in people's hearts is like a mountain, no matter how hard you try, you can't move it!

15. "You asked me if I could change my destiny, but I don't know, but if I don't accept my fate, it will be Nezha's life."

16. Other people's opinions are bullshit. Only you say who you are. Dad taught me this.

17. Three years is a little short, but I also had a good time. Do not cry. "

18. Son, all the dragons gave you the hardest Long Lin. This invincible dragon A depends on you! (Dragon King)

19. I don't want him to live such a muddled life, and you shouldn't nag. After his death, people regarded him as a monster.

20. Prejudice in people's minds is a mountain, and no matter how hard you try, you can't move it.

2 1. You are either busy killing demons or getting rid of them every day. I'm so lucky to see you today. How can you have time to coax children?

22. Dad has always been strict with you, knowing that you are angry. Don't care what other people think. Only you have the final say. Never give up.

23. If you ask me whether people can change their own destiny, I don't know, but if they don't accept their fate, it will be Nezha's life.

24. I thought you were the lion's head in your mother's belly, and now you have grown into a handsome guy with a nose and eyes. (Ms. Yin)

25. People's hearts are full of meat. If you treat people as relatives and make good use of your divine power to exorcise them, will they treat you as a monster?

26. "Son, what are you doing sitting on the wall?" "I can't go out, and no one plays with me. What can I do besides watching the scenery? " "Then tell your mother what scenery you have seen?" "Mountains, trees, flowers and grass, are you watching people streaking?"

27. Chen Tangguan has resisted the demon race for generations, and the people in the customs have suffered together. Although I strictly forbid mentioning the word Shenwan in Chentangguan, the people have always been quite resistant to Yier.

28. After all, dragons are born monsters. How can they win the trust of heaven? The official position of the Dragon King is not only an underwater monster, but also our dragon will be imprisoned in prison forever.

29. I am a little monster. I am carefree and unrestrained. I kill people without blinking an eye. I eat seven or eight without adding salt. My stomach is bursting. I have to take a shit in the toilet. I still remember to bring paper. Life is full of tears. If you don't die, you will die. The more you toss about, the worse it gets. The more you pursue it, the worse it gets. If you are tired of death, you might as well sleep in bed. Going back and forth thousands of times, Xiao Ye is also very tired.

30. Sometimes, happiness is as simple as that. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy.

3 1. Born as a demon, so what? Although we are born out of control, we can choose what kind of people we will become when we grow up!

33. This step is to wipe your pockets and deny your parents. It is really to look at it before you love it. This is a bad handsome; (Hands in pockets, nobody loves)

34. Prejudice in people's minds is a mountain, and no matter how hard you try, you can't move it. Only by breaking the rules can you become your own hero;

35. My life is not up to me, whether it is magic or fairy, I will say it myself; If fate is unfair, fight him to the end!