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Gold, endless life, turtle red-crowned crane, what do you mean by three thousand jiazi?

Kim: surname;

There is no life limit: it means longevity;

Turtles and red-crowned cranes: representative animals of longevity;

Dong Fangshuo: It is said that Dong Fangshuo lived for 3,000 years after eating the flat peach of the Queen Mother of the West, which means a long life.

They are all legends who have lived for a long time, and they may also make jokes to add humor.

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The famous joke of a cross talk master in South Korea is a household name in South Korea, and Koreans will find it funny to read it.

Once upon a time, an old man asked a Taoist priest to name his son in order to make his son live longer. Taoist priests put the names of people and animals who lived for a long time in their sons' names, and finally formed this long list of names.

Later, once my son fell into the water, the villagers called him by his full name in order to respect the old man (who has a lot of money and land). As a result, the time to save his son was spent telling each other his name ... so his son drowned and he was short-lived. ...

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That's what I read in the play:

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