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What are the moments that make your homework collapse?
Mothers who don't do homework are kind and filial, and some homework flies like dogs.
It's always difficult when you don't help your children with their homework. This is a big deal, isn't it?
As a result, I hit myself ...
Some netizens secretly photographed their husbands tutoring their children's homework, which perfectly witnessed a "gradual collapse" tutoring homework. They went to counseling with a smile and came out with their chests covered.
In just a few minutes, being killed by KO is a nuclear weapon.
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Dad asked his daughter: What did the teacher say about this question?
Daughter: No.
Dad: Let you do it without telling me? (on the verge of collapse)
The daughter nodded with a look of injustice: Can you tell me something about the exam?
This is sacred logic. Dad was directly laughed at.
02
Mother asked, "Lele's mother bought a pencil case for Lele, which was six dollars and fifty cents." How to pay with two payment methods? "
The child carefully replied: "Alipay, WeChat."
There is such an answer. What a miscalculation!
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The topic "Little Rabbit goes to Grandma's house, is it closer for Little Rabbit to take the route?"
Children fill in the answer: No.2.
Mother patiently asked, "Why is it near No.2?"
The child looked innocent: "Because it was aimed at the door."
Mom: "..."
It really makes sense.
04
Dad helped the child with his homework, and the child was scolded and cried.
Then cried and accused dad:
"Li Bai has not yet become a Shangguan in his 40 s and 50 s, and the road is difficult to get through. I'm only 10 years old ... "
Dad asked, "Li Bai's poems are so good, why don't you compare with him?"
The child retorted: "I recite so well, why doesn't he compare with me?"
Dad couldn't hold back his smile.
It is Du Like Jie who has been teased by netizens to help children with their homework.
But the ending is different. Some people fly to the sky, while the old father and mother fly directly to the hospital.
A 33-year-old mother was hospitalized with an acute cerebral infarction because her child was too slow to do homework.
The child hasn't finished his homework at night 10: 30, and is still dawdling. He is in no hurry. She scolded the child loudly, and then she had symptoms of crooked mouth and difficulty in holding a pen.
In June 5438+February last year, a mother in Wuhan was admitted to the hospital with a headache because she helped her children with their homework.
Mother had a headache for several months and decided to go to the hospital for examination.
Results It was diagnosed as "tension headache" by the hospital.
It's not physical factors, it's psychological factors.
Anxiety and depression caused by being too angry when helping children learn.
Recently, a 39-year-old father in Zhengzhou also lost contact while accompanying his baby to do homework.
On that day, the child wrote a wrong question. Father was anxious and wanted to slap him.
The slap was raised, and before it fell, I fell to the ground with a sigh and was rushed to the hospital and admitted to the ICU.
Doctors diagnosed cerebral artery rupture, although out of danger, but later need rehabilitation treatment.
Accidents can happen at any time, especially when helping children with their homework.
Therefore, being a parent is also life-threatening.
Therefore, a father prepared medicine for himself in order to prevent himself from being hospitalized, and to prevent himself from hitting his child and casting a shadow on his child.
And bring the helmet to the child, and then start tutoring homework.
Dad tied his hands directly behind his back.
Dad said: "The child started school a few days ago. You help with homework and tie his hands, and the child will be fine."
At that time, I didn't know whether to feel sorry for my father or for my children.
In fact, no matter how much truth you told yourself before, you should be patient and don't get angry, but when you get angry, these are basically "all bubbles ~"
However, I still want to share a useful method.
When I found out I was really angry, I was so angry that I couldn't bear to part with him. I was shaking with anger, and my head was broken. Right away, right away. Leave this room!
Change the room, change the mood. Let your emotions be relieved and then re-enter the battlefield.
But be careful: don't drop anything and don't slam the door.
Instead, tell the children that you should do it first, and mom and dad should go out for a drink, go to the bathroom and get some air. ...
This is to let yourself go, but also to let the children go.
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