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Tips to make your girlfriend happy

1. How to coax people with WeChat red envelopes? Send her a picture of the stairs on WeChat, and then tell your girlfriend: "Please ask the beautiful and generous little fairy to come down the stairs. Please forgive me. I know I was wrong." Humorous emoticons are more effective than monotonous text. If she is still unhappy, just give her a red envelope. If one is not enough, give her two. The more the merrier. Remember to write humorous and sincere words on each red envelope. 2. How to coax people with snacks. Don’t doubt that we girls are all foodies. The world of foodies is very simple. As long as you pretend to go out for some air, and then appear in front of her in surprise with a lot of various snacks, she will You will definitely laugh, hahaha, remember! You must buy something she likes to eat. 3. Self-directed and self-acted ways to coax people. When your girlfriend is angry with you, you must not confront her head-on. This will only add fuel to the fire. Please start your performance at this time, give full play to your talents, and slap your forehead hard with both hands to get upset. Say: "Why? Why? Why haven't I learned to communicate with good-looking people yet?", "Why should I make the little fairy angry?"... Try to be exaggerated and funny with your body language. If you can make the other person laugh, you will win. Got it! 4. The book of jokes is a way of coaxing girls. Sometimes she is not really angry, but just wants you to care about her and coax her. Then, take out your "Joke Book" and read it to her loudly. As long as she tolerates it, It will be easy to deal with it if you keep laughing. First, disrupt her angry atmosphere. If she continues to get angry, she will be embarrassed and feel embarrassed. Let her automatically forgive you. 5. Turn off wifi to coax your girlfriend into not talking to you after an argument. She must be so bored that she wants to play on her phone to kill time. You can turn off wifi silently. She will feel bored if she has nothing to do. Just wait. After a while, you give her a step down, and she will make peace on her own. This trick has been tried and true. 6. The washboard coaxing method is a flesh-and-blood trick. If you use it well, everyone will be happy. If you use it poorly, you will suffer a little. So in order to ensure that it is effective, you need to improve your acting skills and pretend to be pitiful. You need to gain sympathy, have a correct attitude, and use this trick lastly if the previous methods fail. 7. The shameless method of coaxing people. When your girlfriend tells you: "Ignore me, leave me alone!", you must not believe what she says. Her subtext is: "Come here quickly to coax me, you can't coax me." You’re dead.” At this time, you must be thick-skinned and take the initiative to admit your mistakes. The most important thing for girls is to have a correct attitude. You must be patient and not make yourself angry. 8. Hitting your chest with small fists. If your girlfriend is angry and has a cold war, most of the time it’s just for fun. Just let her vent it out. As gentlemen, we don’t say anything but don’t do anything. Just let your girlfriend hit you. Also use her small fists. Immortal, I wish you good luck. 9. The trick of buying, buying, and buying is so-called as a cure-all. The flowers that women like are “any flowers”, lipstick, perfume, cosmetics, clothes, bags, shoes, pets, etc. Buy the things she likes in front of these things. There is no such thing as a girl who can't be coaxed. As long as she's happy, you can still make money. But if you can't coax her, you can only break up. It's up to you. This method works well, but it's too expensive. 10. The overbearing CEO coaxes people regardless of who is right or wrong. He forces his girlfriend into a corner, directly forcibly kisses her, kisses her, hugs her, throws her high on the bed, and then you know, I won’t go into details about this trick. Watch Your own strength has been brought into play, hahaha... Little tricks to make your girlfriend happy 2 1. Talk to her When you see your girlfriend’s face full of sadness, you don’t know what’s causing it even after thinking about it. If she is unhappy, don't make random guesses, and don't take her unhappiness seriously. Hold her hand tightly, sit down together, and talk sincerely is the best way to solve the problem. Boy: "My dear, tell me anything you are unhappy about. I feel very uncomfortable when I see you unhappy." Girl: "Bala, bala, bala, bala." Boy: "My dear, tell me all these unhappy things from the bottom of your heart." Is it much better?” Girl: “Thank you, dear, it’s much more convincing.”

" 2. Complain with her. Sometimes when a woman is angry, she does not want to seek a solution to the problem, but wants to find someone to complain to. Through sharing and talking, she can vent all her inner unhappiness. As a boyfriend, she can play the role of best friend. The character, complaining and complaining with her from her perspective, let the two of them vent their unhappiness together. The girl: "It's really heartbreaking to see Chen Yufan taking drugs. I have always been a fan of theirs, but why has it become like this now." Boy: "Yeah, I saw it on the news too. It's really frustrating. You said you can't live a good life, but you have to take drugs for excitement." Girl: "I'm not in the mood at all now, so I can only listen to music to relieve my boredom." Boy: "Really... It's a waste of time that we have been his fans for so many years." "When many brothers chat with girls, the girl's response is not good. This is because your chat does not arouse the girl's interest, causing the girl to feel that chatting with you is boring, and gradually she will not reply to you, or even block you. This situation often happened to me before. Later, I searched for a small program on WeChat called Stupid Boy Secret Technique. Whenever I chatted with a girl, I would open this small program and search for the girl’s words. It automatically tells me how to reply to girls, and there are a lot of chat cases and flirting tutorials that I can learn from. Now I chat with girls, and many of them have been taken home, you know. 3. Exaggerated. Praising women is a vain species that loves beauty. When she is angry and unhappy, her frowning look will definitely not look good. At this time, praise her exaggeratedly. Use exaggerated praise to let her know that she looks ugly when she is angry, and let her Knowing that unhappiness will accelerate aging, and exaggeration can also play a role in humor, he immediately opened his eyebrows and became happy. The boy said: "Who is this? How come you look so unhappy when you are frowning and the corners of your eyes are covered. Wrinkles and gray hair. Girl: "Ah?" Real or fake? I have to look in the mirror quickly. Boy: "Go, go, go, why has my dear little fairy become ugly?" "The girl immediately went to the mirror with a smile. 4. Romantic Confession All women have a little princess living in their hearts. They need to be pampered by their boyfriends. They need their boyfriends to give them romance. They often express "love" to their girlfriends and say something Use romantic sweet words to eliminate her unhappiness. When a woman is often wrapped in the sweetness of love, she will not be depressed because of trivial things. Boy: "Dear, I don't know what's going on. , I feel like I love you more and more every day, and I feel more inseparable from you every day. ” Girl: “Really?” Boy: "You are my little princess. I want to pamper you and love you forever." "The girl's face is full of shyness and sweetness. 5. Strong and proactive women always need men to take the initiative to lead. When your girlfriend is angry and unhappy, no matter how nice you say, it is better to implement it with actions. For example, you can be domineering Pull her into your arms, press her against the wall domineeringly, melt her with your warm embrace, and give her the warmest love. This little trick works very well at any time. 6. Take her with you. Consumption "buy, buy, buy" Consumption is the best way to vent when you are unhappy. When your girlfriend is unhappy all over her face, you can hold her hand and take her shopping, shopping malls, or to the snack street. Eat all her favorite snacks, take her out for an expensive meal, and spend as much as you want to get rid of the bad mood. The ultimate trick is to help her clear her shopping cart (of course, this must be based on personal permission) 7. Take her to experience exciting activities. You can take her to the amusement park to ride a roller coaster, take her to experience bungee jumping, take her to escape from the room, take her to the wild for mountain climbing or outings, take her to walk on the glass plank road, Take her to play a VR game, invite some friends to play CS, etc. These exciting games can distract people, not only make her forget her unhappiness, but also enhance the relationship with her girlfriend. This is The best of both worlds, the perfect trick to coax your girlfriend.

Tips 3 to make your girlfriend happy 1. Send her a lot of funny and cute emoticons to win her favor. If you accidentally make a girl angry and the girl doesn’t reply to the message, then it’s very likely that she really doesn’t want to talk to you anymore. , she doesn't want to talk to you when she's angry, but some girls are really unable to reply to your messages because of something else. But if the girl doesn't reply to messages for a day or several days, then it must be because she doesn't want to talk to the boy anymore, because she is very angry, but the boy doesn't show any sincerity to coax her. At this time, the boy will You can send some cute emoticons to tease her when she is angry, because girls tend to have a low point of laughter, and they are generally not able to resist such things. When she sees you, she will always use If you use love packets to make her happy, she will also feel that you are trying to coax her. It seems that she still has a certain place in your heart, and you will be afraid that she will be angry and ignore you. By doing this, girls will be able to step up to the next level and not worry too much about you. 2. Take the initiative to go to girls and admit their mistakes. Sometimes when two people are chatting, a boy may inadvertently say something wrong that makes the girl not so happy, but the boys do not realize that their words may be hurtful. In the hearts of girls, they don't realize that they have done something wrong, but girls with very sensitive hearts have already remembered all this in their hearts, and then they will be secretly angry in their hearts. Later, she will not reply to your message, or she will just talk about it in a few words. Once a girl is angry, she will ignore you, or even want to alienate you, so boys must pay attention to themselves when chatting with girls. When you realize that you have done something wrong, you must dare to admit your mistakes to the girl, and take the initiative to apologize to the girl and ask for forgiveness. In this way, the time when the girl can stop being angry and ignore you will be greatly shortened. Some clear explanations Just fine. 3. Prepare a gift for her to make her happy. In the process of getting along, if a boy’s inadvertent actions or words make a girl feel unhappy, of course a girl will also behave like being angry and not replying to messages or answering phone calls. To retaliate against a boy, sometimes a girl just wants to see if the boy has an apology or repentance. A girl will lose her mind when she is very angry, and she will do extreme things, but if a boy can prepare carefully at this time Giving a gift to a girl in person and apologizing to her, trying to make up for it with your own sincerity still makes girls happy. There is no way for a girl to resist a boy's sincerity, especially when a boy brings a gift that they like, she will fall in love with it even more, and by then most of her temper will have gone away. If a boy can do this, he will appear very sincere, and girls will understand you easily. In fact, it is not difficult to coax an angry girl back. You just need to apologize to her sincerely and take the initiative to admit your mistakes. Don't insist on repenting despite clearly doing something wrong. Then the editor can only say You deserve it