Funny Brain Teasers Question Bank Selection Brain Teasers Multiple Choice Question Bank

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Recommended funny brain teasers

1. What to walk on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night Answer: Human.

2 . What car can’t ride on? Answer: Windmill.

3. What wine can’t be drunk? Answer: Forever and ever

4. If the apple did not fall on Newton’s head, where would it fall? Answer : On the ground.

5. If the apple had not fallen on Newton's head, where would it have landed? Answer: On the ground.

6. What is the difference between eight o'clock and nine o'clock? Answer: Almost.

7. One day, Yangyang accidentally hit a telephone pole. Why did his hand hurt? Answer: Yangyang beat the telephone pole hard.

8. There is one thing, whether you like it or not, it must increase a little every year. What is it? Answer: Age.

9. In the zoo, Xiao Ming took a photo next to the tiger. The tiger But it didn't bite him, why? Answer: It was a fake tiger.

10. What exactly is ice? Answer: Pieces of water.

11. How to prevent the second Second cold? Answer: Don’t catch a cold at all.

12. Wang Fen and Li Li are the best classmates in the same class. They made an appointment to visit their teacher in the hospital. Wang Fen bought 5 bouquets of flowers and Li Li bought They bought 4 bouquets of flowers. After entering the ward, they put the flowers together and gave them to the teacher. Do you know how many bouquets of flowers their teacher received in one day? Answer: One bouquet of flowers.

13. Xiao Dai is a scientist. After all the hardships, he finally came to a place. He stood facing north. He turned 90 degrees to the left, but he was still facing north. He turned 90 degrees to the left and was still facing north. He turned 90 degrees to the left and was still facing north. Do you know the reason for this? Answer: Xiao Dai is in the North Pole.

14. There are two bridges on the Yellow River, one high and one low. These two bridges were submerged by three consecutive floods. . The high bridge was flooded three times, but the low bridge was flooded only once. Why is this? Answer: After the water receded, the high bridge was exposed but the low bridge remained flooded.

15. Grandpa Wang has 3 grandchildren. One day, he bought two small watermelons and was thinking about how to divide the watermelons equally, but he couldn't think of a good way. At the door, the neighbor Grandma Li only said three words, and Grandpa Wang relaxed his frown. What method did Grandma Li tell him? Answer: squeeze it into juice.

16. A rope was cut by a knife in the middle, but it is still a complete rope. Why? Answer: Because of the rope At first, they formed a circle.

17. Mr. Lu has two friends, both of whom work as tax officials in the tax bureau. One of them is the father of the other’s child.

Do you think this is possible? Answer: The two tax officials are husband and wife.

18. Uncle Li has 7 sons, and each of these 7 sons has a sister. So, How many children does Uncle Li have? Answer: Eight children and the youngest sister.

19. In a football knockout competition involving 100 representative teams, how many games must be played to determine the champion team? times of games? Answer: Only one team can be eliminated at a time, so it takes 99 times.

20. During the break in the football game, the father asked his son: Put it next to the right foot but cannot touch it with the left foot. What is it? My son had an idea and got the answer right. Did you know? Answer: It’s the left foot.

Classic riddle sharing

1. There is no one-way street in life. Guess the answer to a word is: Case

2. There is no one-way street in life. Guess the answer to one word is: Bai

3. It is a rare encounter in life. Guess the answer to one word is: Zhu

4. Guess the answer to one word in life for seventy years is: Hua

5. Guess the answer to one word to seventy years of life is: Wow

6. Guess the answer to one word for happiness in life: with

7. The separation in life is like the moon. Guess the one-word answer is: Zhu

8. The separation and separation in life. Guess the one-word answer is: bird

9. Human beings are like Qiu Honglai has a letter and guesses the one-word answer: Yan

10. People are like Qiu Honglai. Guess the one-word answer is: Yan

11. Personnel reform guesses the one-word answer Yes: Whip

12. If there are not enough people, guess one word and the answer is: Ren

13. People say it is better to have more children, but I say it is better to have fewer children. Guess the one-word answer is: female.

14. People say that the countryside has changed. Guess the answer in one word is: draw

15. People say that the countryside has changed. Guess the answer in one word is: draw

16. Although a person is retired, his position has not changed. Guess the one-word answer is: 揎

17. Although a person is retired, his heart has not left at all. Guess the one-word answer is: 怵

18. Although a person retires and works hard, the answer to one word is: hibiscus

19. When a person retires and takes leisure time, he can't help guessing one word. The answer is: door

20. When a person retires and takes leisure time, he can't help guessing one word. The one-word answer is: door

Classic joke sharing

1. In art class, the teacher asked me to draw a self-portrait. I saw a male classmate sitting next to me bringing a compass. I was curious and asked: What do you use this compass for? The classmate replied: It is used for drawing faces.

2. What boring behaviors do you do when you are alone at home on weekends? 1. Leaving the door open on the toilet 2. Running naked 3. Plunging into bed from time to time 4. Talking to oneself 5. Singing at the top of your lungs 6. Eating instant noodles or other convenient food 7. Throw rubbish anywhere, or throw it directly on the table. Dig out all the clothes in the closet and try them on. 8. Keep looking in the mirror or staring at it in a daze. 9. Go to bed without washing your face and feet. 10. Lying on the ground with your feet in the air. Pay attention to the ground. 11. Not eating or drinking. 12. Internet surfing all day long.

3. There is a baby lion. It does not eat meat but only eats vegetarian food when it is born. Its parents are very worried. As a result, one day they saw a baby lion chasing a rabbit, and their parents were very happy. Then the lion cub grabbed the rabbit and said: Hand over the carrot!?

4. "Approaching Science", enter your uncle. There is an episode about a white radish that was planted and turned into a carrot in autumn. Experts from across the country brainstormed. Water, fertilizer, land type, air, weather, and even planting methods were investigated. Three episodes: upper, middle and lower. The final conclusion is that the guy planted the wrong seeds.

5. A young man from Hubei was working as a laborer at a construction site in Beijing. He accidentally chatted with the designer of an office building under construction. Unexpectedly, they all took the college entrance examination in 1992 (the same thing happened across the country at that time). Examination questions), Hubei migrant workers passed the exam with 515 and failed, while the designer in Beijing passed the exam with 497 and entered the University of Architecture and Engineering.

N years later, the fate is so different!!!!

6. When I was in high school, I didn’t like my math teacher very much. The math teacher had heard about it for a long time, but never took it to heart. One day, the teacher suddenly got up and asked a classmate: "What does bt mean?" The poor kid blurted out in desperation: "bt is the best teacher." ? The teacher left triumphantly?

7. A certain company held a written test to recruit employees, reminding them that they must read the entire paper before taking it, and they must pass the test after completing it. However, this paper requires 100 questions to be answered in 30 minutes, which is not enough time at all, so people do it as soon as they get the paper without paying attention to the reminder, and in the end they fail to finish it. As a result, only one person passed. Others asked him in surprise how he completed it. He said: Next to the last question in the paper, write? You only need to do this question?

8. I was reviewing the children's essays a few days ago. At that time, I saw the last three sentences written by this child, which are of great literary talent. I was stunned!! Children!! Do you want to be so literary?! The teacher can’t write such a sentence!!! . result. . I was petrified immediately!!!!~

9. On the bus, a junior high school girl walked towards the seat that had just been vacated. At this time, a child of about 10 years old pushed her away. The little girl almost fell down when she sat on it, but the child's mother didn't say anything when she saw it with her own eyes. The little girl ignored him and continued to stand without letting her classmates scold them. I thought they were so kind. After two stops...

10. When I went home today, I opened the elevator door and found a 1.8-meter Simmons mattress lying across it. I wondered who had thrown the mattress in the elevator. Forgot to move? As a result, two masters came from behind the mattress and asked weakly: "Little sister, can you help us press the button on the 9th floor? We are blocked and cannot speak. Masters, what did you think when we entered?"