Complete works of jokes

1. One day, the bell rang and the teacher came into the classroom. Xiao Ming stood up and said to the teacher, "Teacher, you didn't ask me to lie, but you lied yourself." The teacher asked, "Xiaoming, when did I lie?" Xiao Ming said, "I don't like spinach. You said the iron in the dish was good for my health. After class, I took a magnet and sucked it for a long time. "

2. One day, Xiaoming and his father are playing outside. Xiaoming saw a telephone pole on the road. He asked dad, dad, what is this? Dad said it was a telephone pole. If you can't remember, you can call it a rolling pin.

Xiaoming saw my nose bleeding again. Xiao Ming went to ask Dad, Dad, what is that red thing? Dad said it was blood. If you don't remember, you can call him ketchup.

Xiao Ming saw a policeman on guard again. He asked dad, dad, what is this man in black? Dad said, this is the police. If you can't remember, you can call it sheriff black cat.

Xiaoming saw another motorcycle. He asked dad, dad, what is this? Dad said it was a motorcycle. If you can't remember, you can call it big bread.

One day, his father ran into a telephone pole on his motorcycle and lost a lot of blood. Xiaoming immediately called the police. He said to the policeman's uncle, Sheriff Black Cat: My father bumped into a rolling pin on a loaf of bread and spilled a lot of ketchup.

One day, when Xiaoming was in class, the teacher said that a text teacher left a question for the students. If you could fly, what would you do? The students' answers are varied, and some say that they should fly freely like birds; Some say, like a fairy, floating around in the sky; Xiaoming's answer is very special. He said, if I have a pair of wings and can fly, I will go to the hospital at once.

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