Are there any jokes that make people laugh to death?

A young man has been lost in the forest for three days. Just when he was cornered, a three-story hut came into his eyes. He rushed forward and knocked on the door excitedly. The door was opened by an old man.

"Can you give me a break?" The little fire asked weakly, and the old man hesitated and said, "Yes." The young man was overjoyed and was about to enter the door when he was stopped by the old man. "You can stay here for one night, but I have a daughter. You can't have wild thoughts about her, or I'll make you pay! " The guy didn't care, just nodded.

At dinner in the evening, the old man's daughter came down from the third floor for dinner. God, she is so beautiful that the men who look at her are moved.

At dinner, boys and girls know each other's names and hobbies. They have already used nicknames for dessert. Then, in the dead of night, they went to the third floor together. ...

The next morning, after a night of cockfighting, the young people wanted more. When he tried to caress the girl, he suddenly found that the bed was empty, and this 20-catty stone was placed on his chest. There is a note on it that says: I warned you not to treat my daughter … but you … so I made you pay the price.

When the young man looked at it and thought of something, he threw the stone out of the window and saw another note floating down from nowhere, which read: Your left egg is tied to the stone! The young man was surprised, but it was the third floor, so he jumped with a stone. Another note appeared, "Your right egg is tied to the bed!" " "