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How "tired" are people who often drive cayenne cars?

Tired! Very tired! At present, I have walked thousands of kilometers and have regretted buying it. At present, the most unbearable shortcomings are:

1. The performance of the gearbox can be said to be rubbish. Upshift cards, downshift cards, and "card" banquets-it's really worthy of the name! The gearbox gives people a feeling that it is not as good as tens of thousands of domestic cars, and there is no texture at all! I seriously doubt that Porsche talents adjust the gearbox on the track. It can be said that they are born for the track, and they are really born for the track. In the case that the throttle is not turned off, the setback within 60 kilometers is acceptable, but on the congested roads or multi-lane roads in urban areas, it is simply a nightmare! Whether in comfort mode or sports mode, the car-following, fuel collection card and throttle are completely out of step.

2, air conditioning! The outdoor temperature is above 30 degrees, and the new Cayenne is not a 20-degree 3 wind. You can't stop sweating! In addition, I have covered the car with the best heat insulation film of WG brand. Even if the cooling effect is poor, the vibration and blower sound are comparable to diesel pickup trucks!

3. Abnormal braking sound. Just as the brakes were about to stop, the motorcyclists waiting for the traffic lights next to the "giggle-giggle" sound cast strange eyes one by one! It's embarrassing. Looking for after-sales, after-sales actually said that this is a common phenomenon of new cars. what can I say? I bought everything.

Let's start with Porsche, which is famous in the world and mainly produces high-end sports cars. It is also a world-renowned luxury car brand in the world. When it comes to Porsche, many people will think of gold-plated characters such as sports cars, luxury and local tyrants. Cayenne is a luxury SUV owned by Porsche. Of course, people who can afford a Porsche Cayenne are worth at least one million dollars. I bought it mostly because of its attractive appearance and the integration of sports car design elements, which is unmatched by other brands. Second, because of Porsche's brand effect, his reputation in the field of sports cars has also attracted the attention of others. In terms of price, it is also much higher than other luxury brand SUVs. For the rich, the more expensive things are, the more worth buying. This is the big toy in their eyes!