Classic slip of the tongue joke

One day I went to a restaurant, and I had to check out after eating. I called: husband ~ check out! ! ! ! (The proprietress was behind me at that time)

Classic joke: a slip of the tongue makes a gentleman late for dinner. After sitting down in a hurry, I saw the roast suckling pig in front of me, so I was happy to say; "Not bad, I sat next to the suckling pig." Words just export, only to find that a fat woman glared at each other, he hurriedly said with a smiling face; "I'm sorry, I mean only burnt.

Classic joke: Husband and wife make a slip of the tongue, one is rated as an advanced producer and the other as a March 8th red flag bearer; On the day of the award, the husband shouted happily: "I am advanced, I am advanced!" " Not to be outdone, the wife said, "What's the matter?" I am still 38! " "