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My alcoholic dad's composition
My alcoholic dad wrote 1 "Grandma, help! Dad is drinking again! " It was late at night and suddenly there was a cry. It turned out that my "alcoholic" father came home drunk and was challenging me. In fact, he is great in my heart. He is not only an expert in basketball, but also an expert in fishing. He can help me with my homework and cook a good table ... but he likes drinking.
Seven days a week, he eats out almost six days, either with friends or on business trips with colleagues. Of course, wine is indispensable on the table. Cup after cup. When he came home, I was already asleep. But he always staggered to bother me. I finally dragged him to the bathroom to take a bath. He knocked on the door drunk, which made me fidget. Every time I drink too much, I always make fun of me, and sometimes I am pressed down, so that I can't breathe, and the smell of wine makes me almost faint; Sometimes I accidentally get hurt by my nails and lose my memory the next day. I don't know anything about it.
I remember one night, when we went to our neighbor's house for dinner, he saw the eyes of the wine bottle glowing and suddenly "slurped" three cups. When he got home, he ran into the toilet and only heard her vomiting. When I went to take a shower, the sour smell went straight to my nose and mouth. Another time, in the middle of the night, he didn't come back and didn't answer the phone. Later, I learned from my friends that he had been drinking again. His friend said that he had come back, but he couldn't be seen. He sat at the door and fell asleep, snoring like thunder, waking up all his neighbors. My mother and I sighed helplessly, dragged him home and helped him take a bath, which took a lot of effort. We are exhausted.
In fact, I know that Dad loves us and it is necessary for him to go out to socialize, but I still hope that he will drink less, for the sake of health and family happiness.
My alcoholic father composition 2 I introduce a "big alcoholic"-my father.
My father often tells my sister and me to eat more healthy fresh vegetables and pay attention to health. However, when he started drinking, he couldn't keep up with his remarks. Do not believe you see:
One night during the winter vacation, my father went out again. According to his mother, he went to his neighbor's house to drink again. After I knew it, I rushed to the scene. Dad was drinking with his neighbor, so he advised him to say, "Dad, stop drinking and let's go home."
"You go home first, and dad will be back in an hour." Dad replied.
"all right." I ordered, "drinking too much will hurt your health." Remember to drink less. "
Time passed by, and two hours passed unconsciously, but my father was nowhere to be seen. I rubbed my sleepy eyes and came to my father again.
I saw a long list of wine bottles as soon as I entered the door. I said, "Dad, why don't you go home?"
Unexpectedly, the red-faced dad picked up a bowl of wine and said, "Son, you're just in time. Come on, have some, too, and help dad share it. "
"Yes, yes!" Next to the uncles also follow together, "don't mention it.
Dad drank too much again. Looking at his blushing face, I frowned and thought, "It seems that we can only play hardball." So I tried to pull my father out of the door, but my strength was not strong enough, and my father sat still. I have no choice but to leave in a rage.
Late at night, the moon is high in the treetops. Dad came back, smelling disgusting and burping from time to time. He became a "big drunk"
Tell me, how can we make him stop drinking so much?
My alcoholic father composition 3 I especially hate my father, because he is not only grumpy, but also often curses. The most important thing is that he drinks every day, and when he is drunk, he beats the table with his mobile phone.
Every time I eat at the dinner table, my sister and I are very careful, afraid that we will do something wrong to make my father angry.
However, my father is sometimes gentle, which must be because I got good grades in the exam. Father hummed out of tune and cooked a table of dishes, which he called an appetizer. In fact, I know in my heart that my father is so happy because I got a hundred points in the exam.
Sometimes, my sister and I will argue with red faces in order to do a math problem. At this time, dad will clap the cup and raise his hands. When it seemed to fall on us, he smiled and said,' Oh, there are two more people to drink! Then stand there and watch us write the answers, and then take my sister and me by the hand and walk to the table.
A few days ago, my father's colleagues came to play. They brag while drinking. When my father talked about our sisters, his voice immediately raised. My sister and I suddenly became nervous, thinking that Dad was going to scold us both. Dad took a look at us and said,' The greatest wealth in my life is to have two smart and sensible daughters.' I can hear it. That's dad praising us.
Most of my sister's clothes are bought by my father, and my classmates say they look good. My heart is full of joy.
Dad told our sisters that he would be fine after only three or two glasses of wine, but I still worry that if dad drinks badly, then dad can't love us.
Dad usually sells us fruit to eat. He said that snacks are harmful to our health.
My father has a bad temper except drinking, but he really can't find any other shortcomings.
I hate my father because he can't change his bad habit of drinking. I love my father because he cares about me and my sister.
I love my alcoholic father.
My alcoholic father composition 4 Do you know that I have an alcoholic father, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a high nose, a particularly fat figure and a great love of drinking? If my father starts drinking, no one can convince him, even my grandmother. Every time my father comes home drunk, my mother is so angry with my father that she almost takes medicine.
My uncle invited me to dinner last night, and our whole family went. When I first started with my mother, my father didn't drink much, but also drank a lot of tea and ate a lot of vegetables. At nine o'clock in the evening, I was full and a little sleepy. I want to go home and rest. My mom and I saw that my dad didn't drink much, so we went home first. Unexpectedly, after my mother and I left, my father started drinking again and didn't come home until two in the morning. When I got home, my father vomited several stalls of vomit. I was awakened by the smell this morning. After washing, I got dressed and quickly slipped out of the door.
Once, my aunt's father invited me to dinner, and my mother and I had a good meal and left first. I just didn't expect that my father didn't come home all night. The next morning, grandpa sent his father home. After drinking, my father slept at home for a day, didn't want to eat anything, vomited many times, and delayed a day. I thought that after this incident, my father would correct it, but I didn't expect the alcoholic father to have a false reputation.
Not long after, Ada Di invited my family to dinner. My father has been drinking from the beginning, but no one can stop him. My mother was so angry that she just took me away. I am really worried about my father. As expected, dad came home drunk that night and went to work again the next morning.
Hey, this is my alcoholic dad. Do you have such an alcoholic father?
My alcoholic father composition 5 I have an alcoholic father. He is idle and can drink one or two bottles of wine a day. So I secretly called my dad "alcoholic" dad.
Once, my mother went to visit her old grandmother. Dad is at home alone. I wasn't at school. As soon as I entered the room, a strong smell of wine came to my nose and made me want to vomit. Dad saw me coming back and ignored me. Usually when he sees me coming back from school, the first thing he does is ask me to do my homework. At this time, he only cares about drinking there. Dad looked at me standing there all the time and said loudly, "Don't do your homework yet." I walked into the room angrily and thought, I can't let my father drink like this all the time. My father is going to give up drinking.
Soon, all my father's friends left, leaving only my father and me at home. My father came to my room drunk and told me, "Don't ... tell." Then he went into his room.
Ding Ding Ding's doorbell rang, and I knew it was mom, so I went to answer it. As soon as my mother came in, she seemed to smell it, so she took a basin of cold water and stormed over. She saw her mother wake her father through the crack of the door. Dad knows that he is wrong and must be fine. He only heard the sound of pouring water. Dad is covered in water. I looked at the cold water on him and rushed in and said, "Mom, maybe some young workers from Dad's company had a drink together." I said my mother was speechless and went to help my father boil bath water.
The next day, my father came into my room early in the morning and said, "You really helped me a lot last night. How do you want me to repay you? " I thought about it and said, "Then promise me that I will never drink again." Dad thought about it, nodded and went to have breakfast.
From then on, dad stopped drinking and just bought some tea to drink.
My alcoholic father wrote composition 6, alas! I sat in my seat and let out a long sigh.
The students looked at me with a sad face and asked with concern, why are you sighing? I looked at them with a sad face: you don't know, my father is a heavy drinker, and he will feel uncomfortable if he doesn't drink for a day.
The monitor said to me: nothing, my father is also a heavy drinker, but I didn't sigh. I turned my face to him: but my father will be drunk when he is drunk, and there is a drunk father. You can't feel pain. Then you will be miserable! The students said in unison.
How did you get drunk? Just tell us! The gossip king in our class is also around him.
So I vividly told my classmates how my father got drunk.
Last night 10: 00, I was sleeping soundly and was suddenly awakened by the shouts of Xiangxiang at the door. I also heard a knock at the door, but it seemed to be the neighbor's door. But listening to the rhythm, listening to the sound, listening to the time now, I feel like my father is back, but he is drunk again!
He thought his home was next door, so he clapped his hands and roared there. I hurried out and pulled my father back. Looking at my drunken father, I was angry and hated. I thought I could go back to sleep, but then the funny scene happened again. Dad slammed the wall as a door and muttered why he didn't open the door for me. Why didn't he open the door for me?
Seeing this, I quickly sent my father into the house, and finally I could feel at ease for a while.
What impressed me most was that when I was a child, my father once drank. Take me to the playground, where there is a slide, and my father will pick me up. In order to ensure my safety, he untied the belt and tied it on the upper side for me to tow. As a result, I couldn't get up and down in the middle, trapped in the middle, and kept crying, but my father still scolded me and called me naughty. You said I was not wronged.
It's not easy to have a drunken father. The students said in unison again.
Well, it's bad luck to meet such an alcoholic father.
My alcoholic father composition 7 Everyone's father has his own hobbies. My dad's hobby is believed to be shared by everyone's dad. My father's hobby is drinking. He's an alcoholic!
My father always does something disturbing when he drinks. Once my father was drinking, and after drinking in a daze, he said, "I'll pick up your mother later." After dinner, dad had no place to pour the bottle, so he picked up the bottle and threw it down from the fourth floor. Fortunately, I stopped it in time, otherwise I really hit someone.
Although the first thing is dangerous, compared with the second thing, the first thing is nothing. The second thing is more dangerous!
After dinner, my drunken father took me to pick up my mother. My father drove so fast all the way, as if he had just stolen something, which made me nervous. Finally, my mother scolded my father and told him not to drink and drive in the future.
Dad can play "drunken ball" after drinking! Once, I played football with my father who had drunk. As soon as I played, my father walked around and played "drunken ball" here, and my mother and I laughed from ear to ear.
Dad always worries us. Once he ate out and drank seven or two glasses of wine. Fortunately, he took the tram instead of driving. My father didn't come back until two o'clock in the morning. My mother and I thought something had happened to my father. I can't get through. I'm worried sick. Dad threw up just before going to bed, and his stomach has been bad. I am really worried.
This is my "alcoholic" father, worrying father and funny father. Dad always worries us. He said he would give up drinking before, but he must drink a bottle when he goes out to eat. For dad, it is harder to give up drinking than to ascend to heaven. This is the father who makes us like and worry about drinking. Although no matter how many times my mother and I tried to persuade it, it didn't work. However, this is the "alcoholic" father who loves me.
Father's Day is coming, Dad, I want to say to you: Dad, stop drinking! Drinking is bad for your health! I love you, Dad!
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