Give a joke idiom

1. Knowing books is a gift: it is not enough to know books, but also to learn to give gifts;

2. Life is like a year: the days are very good, and every day is like the New Year;

3. a drop in the bucket: drink tea in the office every day and get paid at the end of the month;

4. contentment is always a pleasure: I feel happy knowing that someone has asked me to wash my feet;

5. Change your mind: when you see a beautiful opposite sex, you want to live with her;

6. Seriously: others talk too much and hold grudges for a long time;

7. Opportunity: There are planes available for going out for inspection;

8. Learning without skills: Don't waste time learning things that are not practical;

9. The husband sings with the woman: the husband sings in the karaoke bar and the wife follows.

Eleven don't do it, two don't stop: although you have a "mistress", on the surface, you don't do it, and you don't have a wife in the end.

Eleven songs are high and low: Daqu liquor has a high degree, and few people drink together (when describing motivation, there are many friends; Once you have no power, all your friends hide.

Twelve thousand men mean: women are beautiful, and there are a thousand men pointing at them.

Clothes with water: Wear a raincoat with many drops of water (especially suitable for shooting TV news of leaders' inspection work in the rain in Mao Mao).

Fourteen-sided animal heart: a person who has had an animal organ transplant (especially a rich person). Because the poor can't afford it).

I didn't know that, okay?