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Chapter 168 Southern Xuan and Northern Yi

"Do the two masters know my master?"

"My little friend, are you interested in this garden?" Yi Youdao asked a different question.

"I just happened to be passing by and saw some novel flowers and trees in this garden, so I came over to take a look!"

"Brother, this garden was designed by Master Yi himself!" Ye Qingqing introduced, "Not only this garden, but also my entire club was created by these two masters!"

This introduction made Xiao Jianbo and his wife click their tongues, let alone this. Regarding the cost of action, just being able to invite one of Nanxuan and Beiyi requires a lot of face, let alone asking the two to jointly arrange the arrangement.

"Two masters, please, can you give me the formation map to my master?" Crayfish said suddenly. She was not from Yi Xue's industry and didn't understand the rules at all. , otherwise it would be impossible to say such a reckless sentence.

"Xia Xia!" Xiao Jianbo scolded, his daughter's words made him feel his face burning up, "Don't mess around!"

The array diagram, especially the lost array diagram, that But the undisclosed secrets of each sect, like patents and formulas in business, must be hidden and guarded within the door, let alone outsiders. Crayfish's words imply that he is stealing from others, which is a taboo in the world.

"Hey, little girl, I didn't expect you to be able to see that this garden was made of formations!" Instead of being angry, Yi Youdao burst into laughter.

"I didn't see it, it was my master and sister Ling'er who saw it!" Crayfish was worried that Yi Youdao didn't understand, so he added, "Muyuan is my master, and this is Ling'er." Sister, Long Ling'er!"

Crayfish's words reminded Nan Xuan and Bei Yi, and they looked at Long Ling'er up and down again, with a hint of disbelief in their expressions. With a hint of surprise. After a long time, they looked at each other again and exchanged glances again.

"The girl's surname is Long?" Xuan Wuli asked, "Are you from southern Xinjiang? But there is an elder named..."

"I am from southern Xinjiang!" She spoke hastily and interrupted Xuan Wuli's question rudely. She glanced at Mu Yuan secretly and said with a guilty conscience, "But I'm just a wild girl from the countryside!"

Who are Xuan Wuli and Yi Youdao? Seeing her demeanor and her weird behavior, they immediately guessed what she was thinking.

"Haha!" Yi Youdao stroked his long beard, "Unreasonable, I really came to the right place this time. It seems that I want to thank you for the reminder!"

"Huh!" Xuan Wuli was not happy, "If I had known better, I wouldn't have said that, and let you, an old guy, sleep peacefully in the ice and snow!"

"Oh, Really?" Yi Youdao became even happier. He raised his beard with a smile and said, "I haven't been to the south for a long time. I feel that the climate here is really good. The birds are singing, the flowers are fragrant, and the spring is blooming. I plan to stay here for a long time, at least after that. Come back in the winter!”

“It’s up to you!”

"That's natural!" Yi Youdao nodded, "But you can't be too stingy, at least you have to pay attention to the way you treat guests!"

A group of people were attracted by these two people again. I was confused by the riddle-like dialogue. Is this the so-called superior demeanor?

"Master, you haven't answered my question yet?" Crayfish looked at the two of them eagerly. She wanted to recreate the flowering of spring. With this program, she didn't have to worry about rankings at all.

"Mu Yuan, I didn't expect that at such a young age, you would already have established a sect and accept such a beautiful and lovely female disciple!" Yi Youdao said with a smile.

"Master, this is my school girl!" Muyuan waved his hand, "I am an amateur magician. I will teach her some magic techniques. The name of master is just a joke!"

"Oh, that's it!" Yi Youdao nodded and asked Crayfish with a smile: "What do you want my array diagram for?"

"Perform magic!" Lobster said matter-of-factly, "It would be wonderful if I could perform a magic trick with flowers blooming on the stage!"

Yi Youdao was stunned for a moment, then laughed heartily and said, "I really I never thought this could be used to perform magic. It seems that I am too old to keep up with the ideas of young people like you!"

"You are already old!" Xuan Wuli! Said, "I always hold on to those old sesame seeds and rotten millet, and I study them day and night, but I don't know how to understand them. It's so simple and easy to understand!"

" Okay! Since even this ignorant old guy said this, I will be generous and give you the formation map!" Yi Youdao said with a smile.

"Really!" Crayfish couldn't believe it, and then smiled happily, "Thank you two masters!"

"Just thank me once!" Yi Youdao said Old friend, "I'm the one who gave you the formation map!"

"What's so rare about the formation map? I'll give you a copy if you want!" , you want to tell me the essentials of this garden. If you explain it well, I will give you a copy. If you explain it poorly, there will be no page!"

"Master, it's up to you!" Crayfish said directly! Throwing the burden to Muyuan.

"Brother, show your hands!" Ye Qingqing also said with a smile.

"Two masters, I have never learned these things! If the kid makes any joke, don't tell the master!"

"Where did it come from? "So much verbosity!" Xuan Wuli became impatient, "You are so young, but you have learned so many old etiquettes!"

Muyuan smiled and stopped talking, surrounding Youtan. Boluo turned around, looked around, thought for a moment, and finally spoke.

"Walkers, follow the direction of the heaven and move your qi! This place is a small basin with a circle on the outside and a square on the inside. The mountains outside are arranged into twelve earthly branches as a barrier. There should be five elements arranged at the foot of the mountain, and this small basin The garden is a miniature version of the entire club, and it is also the location of the formation."

"Tell me more about it!" Xuan Wuli asked, but his expression became much gentler.

"From this point of view, the mountains in the east are the highest and have the most vegetation. In addition, the buildings are mostly green, with wood as the main color, representing the spring of the four seasons. By analogy, the mountains in the south are mostly red rocks, with the main color being fire. It is the summer of the four seasons; the west has few mountains, and the buildings are mostly marble buildings, and the main color is gold, which is the four seasons of autumn; the north has many lakes, and the main water is the four seasons of winter. The same is true for this small garden, with the four seasons of flowers and trees arranged according to spring, summer, autumn and winter. The principle of planting is basically the same, but there should be something buried in the ground to stimulate the earth's energy, but I can't guess what it is!"

"Not bad!" Yi Youdao nodded with satisfaction, "Yes. It’s really not easy to express this opinion!”

“Then why should we plant a Udumbara plant here?” Xuan Wuli asked.

"Let Ling'er speak!" Muyuan smiled. Judging from their performance just now, the two masters had obviously guessed Long Ling'er's origin, but this little girl made a joke. Now that she has been fooled, it is time to test her.

"This is very simple!" Long Ling'er said, "Any form of formation requires heavy objects! This Udumbara plant is the tallest. It can both suppress evil spirits and eliminate overflows. Buddhism values ??equality. Accepting all things, like the Taoist soil, is the way of harmony, so it is the most suitable place to put it here!" "Haha!" Yi Youdao stroked his long beard and laughed, "What a boy! Teach, the future generations are to be feared!”

Although others did not understand what Mu Yuan and Long Ling’er said, they knew they were right after seeing the reactions of the two masters Nan Xuan and Bei Yi.

A young and beautiful girl walked to the garden, but did not come forward. She nodded to Ye Qingqing from a distance and lightly tapped her wrist with her fingers.

"Two masters!" Ye Qingqing said, "It's almost time, let's go back!"

"Okay!" Yi Youdao nodded, "Two Friends, you can’t leave. Let’s have a good chat after the morning seminar!”

“Don’t worry, Master!” Ye Qingqing’s eyes turned into a smile. Yue, "Muyuan didn't say hello to me last time he came here. I will definitely not let him go this time. I will let him accompany me for lunch and have a drink with the two masters!"

Walking back On the way, Xiao Jianbo and his wife deliberately fell behind, and Dong Yan gently pulled her husband's sleeves.

"Husband, this Muyuan can't let go. Why don't you ask your daughter to watch her more closely?"

"I'm afraid your heartless precious daughter has already taken action. It's too late!" Xiao Jianbo said pointedly, but his eyes were fixed on Long Ling'er who was not leaving.

"Good men are all snatched away!" Dong Yan had no scruples, "Compared to others, our daughter is not bad at all!"

Xiao Jianbo shook his head helplessly Shaking his head, his wife is a bit obsessed. However, he has nothing to criticize about Mu Yuan. Putting aside Mu Yuan's ability, if the two masters Ye Qingqing and Nan Xuan Bei Yi can take a high look at him, this boy will definitely have a bright future in the future.

Arriving at the entrance of the venue, a lot of people had gathered there, including business tycoons and leaders in Yi academic circles. Ye Qingqing was able to chat with everyone with ease, and her outstanding business operation ability was completely It shows that she is completely different from the friendly elder sister just now.

Long Ling'er pulled Mu Yuan's lapel. Mu Yuan looked in the direction she pointed and saw a person surrounded by a group of people like stars holding the moon in their arms. He was walking steadily toward him like he stood out from a flock of chickens. Come this way.