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Fortress Besieged: What's the secret of this "city"? what do you think?
Life is always full of contradictions, such as: I want to get married before I get married, and I want to get divorced when I get married.
I was chatting with a single friend the other day, and she said, I'm almost thirty, and I haven't found anyone yet. Look how nice it is for you to get married. You don't have to worry. It's nice to have someone go to work together and wake up together every day. I want to live like this, too. . I told her,? Life has a taste, and each has its own experience. Please keep yearning for a better life after marriage, but be steady. Everything is antagonistic, including marriage? .
Hello, Princess of the Black Forest.
A married woman, like a princess who strays into the black forest, is uneasy at every step. I long for a brave knight to help me, only to find that all I met was a short soldier, and I need you to take him out with me. You need to make breakfast, wash clothes, take good care of children, honor the elderly, and most importantly, have the ability to make money. There is a joke on the Internet: Women nowadays are all reinforced concrete. What do they do? Some of them do better than men. . I just want to say: Women are so capable. Are they all men? Forced? Out? .
Recognized as a good wife of the people? The most popular married Kelly, one of Shao. This is a cliche. The infinite scenery at the time of marriage, the food, clothing, housing and transportation after marriage, and the ups and downs of life after her husband declared bankruptcy are all very similar to the bitter scenes in film and television dramas. She had to come back again, desperately taking pictures and filming, and paid off the 400 million debts in just three years all year round. I have to say, can she really afford it Good national wife? The title of.
Men and women in the besieged city
The besieged city of marriage is surrounded by thousands of couples, regardless of age and dividing line. All romance should be dull, and all the stars will become the thoughts in your mouth. You only see some women wearing delicate makeup, carrying tens of thousands of backpacks, stepping on expensive high heels and buying their favorite clothes by credit card, but you can't see another woman walking around one farmer's market after another with a vegetable basket and slippers, bargaining with vendors to buy a catty of radish.
If someone asks you? How is married life? ? Most people will definitely say these four words:? I regret ...? . I regret that I didn't listen to my parents and insisted on marrying him. I regret not seeing what kind of person he is, and I regret marrying him so foolishly. We seem to have found a tree hole to vent, and we can't wait to pour out all our dissatisfaction and complaints. Life has left us with so many feelings that we can't talk to our parents or children. I can only digest it in my heart and cry bitterly when it is serious. Like animals in nature, we lick wounds and heal ourselves. ?
Do it together? Into town? prepare
This one? The besieged city is both beautiful and incomplete. Outside the city? Dear men and women, please take your lover's hand and your hand? Sword? Together? In the city? Remove all obstacles and go back to your happy cabin.
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