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How can my boyfriend tease him if he works overtime?

1, I like you, but I never said it. I don't know if you are like me. My inferiority makes me afraid to speak, and I am willing to wait. This kind of waiting is suffering and torture, but because I like you, I feel happy.

2, tear off the disguise, make a makeover for yourself, from serious to gentle and kind. Let go of the burden, relax for yourself, and become comfortable from the tension. Calm down and make a cup of tea, watch the news leisurely and have a happy dream. Good Night!

You are the colon I admire, just like the golden lingering in autumn. I can't finish what I want to say: I will spend my whole life reading your graceful beauty, charming and fragrant beauty, beautiful scenery in mid-autumn, autumn dew in phoenix, cool and rainy in autumn.

4, just for you, there is true love in my heart, I only hope that sunrise and sunset will wait for you to come back as soon as possible; You are my dream, the wine is still strong, and love is like the sea in spring, summer, autumn and winter. My love exists only for you.

I never suffer a loss. Whoever takes mine will give it back to me, and whoever eats it will spit it out! Besides, it's you? Just say that you, after reading the message, stole my heart. When are you going to pay it back? !

6. In a previous life, I was a snow fox hidden in plain white snowflakes. Just because I met your spark from the sky, love instantly ignited my snow-white fur. In an instant, I became a fiery red Firefox, and I liked it a little, hehe, so you are responsible for me in this life!

7. Mo Yan's romantic love is a luxurious dream. Don't say that the future of first love is heartless betrayal. Let us use sincerity to prove that love is persistent, love is simple, it is an eternal oath, and we are willing to use it for a lifetime.

8. How can you make the world laugh if the flowers don't sprout? If cows only eat grass, they may not have enough to eat. If there is no gunpowder in the world, how can there be small Japanese mortars? If you can smile at me, it's like being drunk and dizzy. If you don't like me, two words: hang yourself!