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A group of companions in the story of youth

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? In Lao Guo's class, I always speak the most actively. Lao Guo is always asking questions. Every time he asks a question, the star always lowers his head, and I can hear his heart pounding beside his arm.

? Stars are afraid of being dragged to the stage to answer questions. Keep your head down and get close to the textbook.

Lao Guo is a clever man with high emotional intelligence. Every time I ask a question and see him with his head down, I don't ask him to get up. Over time, he became less nervous.

? It is my turn to answer questions frequently. On the contrary, I am nervous, walking on thin ice and being careful.

? Lao Guo always said that my handwriting was beautiful, and I was very proud of it. Occasionally, I went to the blackboard to show a word, and then I was given the task of writing on the blackboard. The handwriting is not bad, and I often pull him to work together.

The best deskmate was thus created.

Two girls in the front row, a poached egg and a fat girl. They talked a lot. They often ask me for help and talk to celebrities, but they are occasionally seen by Lao Guo. They will also call their names.

? Poached eggs are the most unlucky, and the first thing I see is always her talking. Lao Guo is also the person who has the most roll calls. If she calls too much, she will gradually become numb.

? Lao Guo is a clever man with many ideas. Later, he simply called poached eggs to answer the question.

"Tell me about the three elements of this novel. What are the three elements? " Lao Guo's face was serious and cold, and he stood on the platform with his hands in his pants pockets, and asked as he walked.

? Poached egg faltered and replied, "People ... and ..." Looking down at the fat girl.

? The fat girl is secretly leafing through the books below, and it keeps ringing. They haven't found the answer for a long time.

? Lao Guo looked at her and turned around. Sighed and said, "Sit, sit, listen carefully in class, and don't whisper below." Xing Han snickers at the back, and stars love to watch jokes about poached eggs.

Not far from the seat, Yang Nai and cannon, cannon and stars have known each other since elementary school. They have a good relationship and often go back together after school.

Xiao Fei and Georg are taller and sit in the back two rows, while Fool and Qian Qian sit in front of them. Tao Ge is the monitor, sitting in the middle of the class seat, but this leader is different, sitting in the middle with a posture of presiding over the overall situation. Tao Ge primary school and I are in the same class, and we were arranged together in junior high school. It's really fate. The relationship is also very close and the hard core is in place.

? The distribution of positions is roughly like this, which is arranged by the head teacher Wang and obeyed by everyone.

The math teacher is an old man. We respectfully call him Mr. Zhang, and poached eggs privately call him Mr. Zhang. Gradually, we followed suit. Every teacher in Class 4, Grade 3 has a nickname.

Where did Lao Zhangman go? Triangular ruler and teaching compass are essential items, which have become his standard. He loves smoking, and he always likes to run to the corridor for a cigarette during recess.

Lao Zhangman is very kind. He never scolds us or teaches us. Concentrate on class, it will be a state of selflessness. Most of us also like to listen to his classes. He often finds a small chair to sit at the door during recess. When we ask questions, cannons often ask questions.

Twenty minutes between classes is the busiest time, and there are all kinds of tricks in the class. Poached eggs liked her, and the superstar was very popular that year. She likes to get a lyric book "You are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth", copy it word by word in the book, hide it in the textbook, and read it secretly in class. However, in Wang's class, the second one is embarrassing. Zhang laotou's class is unscrupulous.

? Wang, the head teacher, teaches English. Poached egg English is good. Achievements are made under high pressure, and poached eggs bully the weak and fear the hard. Stars often laugh at her cowardice, and she often bothers him. They don't give in to each other. The fat girl watched the battle and sat watching the tiger fight.

I sometimes help stars and tease poached eggs. She is an interesting person. Poached eggs sit in front of me and fat girls sit in front of him. Becoming a small battlefield, class and class have their own meanings.

? With Tao Ge as the center, it is scattered in all directions. The same pattern, fool and Qian Qian are quiet girls, who don't talk much and are introverted. Zong Fei and I are hardcore, so is Tao Ge. Brother Joe, I didn't know him at first, but later I got acquainted.

? Yang Nai is mixed with Wang, who is the head teacher and has great prestige. Give him full authority to handle class affairs, second only to brother Yu Tao.

Most of us don't take him to play.

Yang Naixi likes to snitch. He belongs to the enemy camp and is responsible for monitoring intelligence. The cannon didn't agree with him and often beat him.

? Yang Nai's academic performance is good, and Wang is often biased.

? Tao Ge, several of our achievements are also in the forefront. Before the king, we also have a little say. We also oppose Yang Nai. After all, we don't like him. Surveillance is an abomination.

Class 4, Grade 3 is also a small society with more than 50 people with different roles. There is also some kind of intrigue hidden in the noise of childhood. Those who study, those who don't study, those who are quiet, those who are noisy, those who are naughty and those who go it alone all form a system.

? A group of companions, a group of small circles.

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