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Duplicate name synthesis

Hi! Hello everyone! My little name is Tong Tong. Can you guess whether I am a boy or a girl? You'll never guess. Let me tell you the truth ―― I am a boy. The following is my composition of the same name for you. Welcome to reading.

Article 1: Composition with the same name According to the newspaper, among the 654.38+300 million people with the same name in China, Zhang Wei has the largest number, and there are 290,607 people with the name "* * *".

Wow, that's quite a number. How come so many parents think of a piece when they name their children! I'll also see if there is anyone named Sun Tianlin. I searched online. Hey, there really is. What's more gratifying is that my parents contacted my brother Sun Tianlin in Hangzhou. He was born in the same year with the same name and surname, only a few days older than me.

On Baidu search page, Hangzhou brother "Sun Tianlin" is one of the top ten harmonious families in Hangzhou, but there is no contact number. Dad contacted the organizer of the event, Development Bank and Hangzhou Hongling Community, told the staff the whole story and left our phone number.

After dinner that day, my father received a phone call from Sun Tianlin's father. My brother "Sun Tianlin" in Hangzhou and I also said hello to each other by phone to learn about his personal study. He is also in Grade Four and Grade Five. He is also in Class One, and he studies well.

A few days later, our two families sent several family photos, knowing that Hangzhou brother usually loves reading, and now he is learning Taekwondo with a wide range of interests.

Qingdao and Hangzhou are two beautiful places. This holiday, we just talked by phone and sent photos, but we didn't meet. We are going to the fifth grade at the beginning of school. My parents told me to study hard and compare with my brother Sun Tianlin in all aspects. When we have the opportunity to meet, we will tell each other stories of growing up.

Have I finished what I said? I don't know your name. Let's see if we can find someone with the same name. Give it a try!

My name is President Ye. Because of this name, jokes are often made.

Once, I went to play with my friends, and suddenly I heard a clear voice saying, "President Ye, male, suffers from Alzheimer's disease. Unfortunately, I got lost in the Cultural Square. Wear it when you get lost. . . . . . "

I can't help but have a cold war in my heart: it will be troublesome to be known by my classmates at school! What shall we do? By the way, tear up the revelation of missing persons! No, it will bring trouble to others! Ah, you can't see anything as long as you cover your eyes? Alas, this method of stealing clocks will only deceive oneself and others.

Later, my "big and small" friends told the whole class about it at school. In less than an hour, the matter of finding someone to find inspiration blew all over the grade like the wind. The cultural square is also very lively because of this paper.

Another time, I was walking in the street and heard someone shouting behind me: "President Ye!" " "I turned around and found that I didn't know him." Who are you? "I blurted out, and the man looked at me strangely. A man came running to hold his hand. At that time, my face became red and white. . . . . .

I hurried home and muttered, What a coincidence! I met people with the same name these days. How many Ye Xingchang are there in the world? I wanted to check, so I plunged into the network and typed the words "President Ye" on Baidu. As a result, countless "President Ye" poured in: journalists and revolutionary martyrs; There are wealthy businessmen, martial arts experts, romantic chefs, disabled people, thieves and prisoners. . . . . .

I suddenly looked silly. The "President Ye" of this world can line up to circle the earth.

I snorted and squatted on the table and thought, Is the name President Ye really that good?

Article 3: Composition of the same name Hi! Hello everyone! My little name is Tong Tong. Can you guess whether I am a boy or a girl? You'll never guess. Let me tell you the truth ―― I am a boy. Guess why? Because there are several girls whose nicknames are Tong Tong in my neighborhood, when we play together in the neighborhood, whose parents shout "Tong Tong", we Tong Tong will all say "hey" in unison, and then quickly find the source of the voice to determine which parents are looking for their Tong Tong. Sometimes we deliberately make trouble. When we hear someone calling "Tong Tong", we will all speak in unison, confusing our parents and having to go to the scene to confirm.

After many practical jokes, our parents also found a way to deal with us. When we get together, our parents will call us Tong Tong instead of our nicknames. In order to distinguish us, a group of children have their own ingenuity. Some are called Sister Tong, some are called Brother Xiao Tong, and some are called Little Tong Tong. In this way, we gave Tong Tong another nickname, you.