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Brief introduction of Wang Yitie
In the eightieth episode of A Dream of Red Mansions, Jia Baoyu and his grandmother went to Tianqi Temple in the suburbs to make a wish. During the break, "please ask the old Taoist king in charge to talk to him." Then it introduces a series of jokes about "the way Taoist Wang is jealous of his wife": this old Taoist specializes in buying medicine in Jianghu, getting some offshore medicine to treat diseases and making profits. Signs are hung outside the temple, and pills and plasters are colorful. He was also used to walking around Rongning House, and they all gave him a hun Hao, calling him the king's post station. It is said that his plaster is very effective, and it will get rid of the disease when it is attached.
Baoyu was leaning on the kang when Aunt Wang came in. When he saw Wang Yi posted it, he smiled and said, "Good. I hear you are good at telling jokes. Tell us one. " Wang Yi smiled and said, "Just right, brother, don't sleep. Be careful what is wrong with your stomach. " Everyone in the room laughed when he spoke. Baoyu also got up and dressed with a smile. The king ordered his disciples to make tea quickly. Baked tea said, "Our grandfather doesn't eat your tea. Sitting in this room, he still hates the smell of plaster. " Wang Yi smiled and said, "No flowers, never bring plaster into the house. Knowing that Mr. Zhong is coming today, you will be fragrant in your mind for three or five days. " Baoyu said, "But every day I only hear that your plaster is good. What is the cure? " Wang Yi posted: "It's a long story if you want to ask me about the plaster. It's a long story * * * medicine one hundred and twenty flavors, suitable for both monarch and minister, both warm and cool. Internally, regulate vitality, nourish Wei Rong, stimulate appetite and soothe the nerves, dispel cold and summer heat, dissolve food and resolve phlegm; Externally, harmonize qi and blood, relax tendons and activate collaterals, regenerate after death, dispel wind and detoxify. Its effect is like a god, you will know when you post it. " Baoyu said, "I don't believe that a plaster can cure these diseases? I ask you, there is a disease, but is it also good? " Wang Yi posted: "All kinds of diseases and disasters have no effect. Why don't you pull your beard, hit me in the face and tear down my temple? Just tell the source of the disease. " Baoyu said, "Let me ask you, is there a prescription for women's jealousy?" Hearing this, Wang Yi clapped his hands and said with a smile, "That's it. Not only is there no prescription, I have never heard of it! " Baoyu said with a smile, "This is nothing." Wang Yitie quickly said, "This jealous plaster hasn't been worn yet. There is a decoction that can still be cured, but it is slow and cannot be effective immediately. " Baoyu said, "What soup? How to eat? " Wang Yi posted: "It's called' Jealousy Cure Soup'. With a good autumn pear, two yuan of rock sugar, one yuan of dried tangerine peel and three bowls of water, the pear is ripe. Eat this pear every morning, just eat it. " Baoyu said, "It's nothing. "。 "I'm afraid it may not work." Wang Yi posted: "One dose is not enough, take ten doses; Not today, eat tomorrow; Not this year. Eat next year. These three medicines moisten the lungs and stimulate appetite, and do not hurt people's hearts. It's from My Sweetie. It relieves cough and tastes good. After eating for a hundred years, people will die anyway. Dead. Jealous of what? It will be effective at that time. "
As he spoke, Baoyu and Baking Ming both laughed and scolded, "You fat cow!" Wang Yi posted: "I just take a nap at leisure. What does it matter? I'm kidding. You are very valuable. I tell you, even the plaster is fake! I have real medicine, and I took it to be an immortal. I really came here to mix! "
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