What jokes are there in ancient Chinese characters?

A rich man asked a painter to draw a picture of Pharaoh and his army submerged in the Red Sea, but he refused to pay more. He argued with the painter for a long time and finally agreed to pay half price.

Two days later, the painter came to see the rich man and opened the picture. The picture was painted red and no one was there. The rich man roared, "Is this the picture I asked you to draw?"

"yes." The painter said, "Look, this piece of red is the Red Sea."

"Where are the Israelis?"

"Cross the Red Sea."

"Pharaoh and Pharaoh's army?"

"It's all flooded into the sea."

There was a rich man named Zhu, who was afraid of diseases and doctors and was eloquent. He said to the new piggy coffin, "Remember my family rules: My surname is Zhu, and you are not allowed to call me Zhu (pig), just call me" master "or" my own master "; Speak politely at ordinary times, and don't swear. For example, say' meal' when eating; Say' go to bed' when sleeping; If you are sick, say' sick'; Say' recovery' when you are in good health; When a person dies, he says' death'. When the prisoner is beheaded, he can't call it that. It should be said' execution' ... "

The next day, a pig got swine fever. The piggy coffin rushed to the rich man and said, "Dear Sir, one of my own masters is ill. I'm afraid it's hard to recover. Let's' execute' him! "

Too popular to speak for a long time.

The little swineherd went on to say, "If the master doesn't want to' execute' this' own master', let him' die'.