Automatic reply to classic humorous sentence set

Automatically reply to the classic humorous sentence of 1 Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars.

2. Submerged in the sea of knowledge

The prince is busy now. As for what to do, Rain Girl has no melon, and she wants to be poor. You just have to study hard and steal the fairy's jewels with me.

I am submerged in the ocean of learning.

Hello, I am discussing how to destroy the magic castle with Gunara, the god of darkness. If you have any difficulties, please call Super Flash or the Want Want team. I'm not here now anyway!

6. You used to be very happy, but later you learned to fall in love.

7. I will buy you oranges. Don't walk around here.

He is not so good, but he just can't forget it.

9. Understand the provincial and municipal replies 1

10. Later, you didn't keep me and didn't look back.

1 1.[ Automatic reply] The message was not sent successfully due to your insincere attitude.

12. I compare photosynthesis with cats and transpiration with green plants.

13. I am sunbathing. Don't bother me.

14. You missed it too many times when I needed you.

15. I'd like to contact you, but I lack an identity.

16. Please wait a moment.

17. Press 2 for voice chat.

18. I don't want you to think. I just want to think. I don't think I want to talk to you.

19. What are you doing? What are you arguing about? I'm studying. Can You Ever Forgive Me?

20. If you want me to reply, you can treat me to spicy strips.

2 1.？ Fish, Tang Priest and his disciples went out to cast nets and came back to spoil you.

Classic humorous sentences with automatic reply 2 22. If you don't reply after reading it, you are learning. Don't affect my Tsinghua exam.

23. I go to the universe to pick stars. I'll be right back ~

24. Recovery skills are cooling down.

25. Because you ignore your cuteness for a long time, the other party has collapsed. ...

26. I can tell her if there is anything for you.

27. I go to the stars in the universe. I’ll be right back.

28. People who are good in a hubbub deserve to be wronged.

29. There is sunshine in spring, heavy rain in summer, wind in autumn and snow in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.

30. Please enter 520 I love your greetings.

3 1. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.

32. Sorry, the other party is trying to reject your message. Please send a red envelope to unlock it.

33. [Automatic reply] I didn't catch what you just said. Please send it again.

34. The sword is not matched correctly, and the body is already in the rivers and lakes.

35. Please press five to continue firing.

37. I want to dance colorful feathers in the fluttering red leaves and indulge in your arms with all my youthful charm and gentleness.

38. Hello, I will reply automatically. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.

39. [Automatic reply] Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

40. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.

4 1. I'm tied up with a nail. If you want to see me, you have to nail the whole anti-addiction.

42. I went to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beautiful woman ... even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first!

A collection of sentences expressing inspiration and humor

1. There is no rehearsal in life, and it is broadcast live every day, which not only has low ratings, but also low wages.

Some children always fantasize that they are princesses, but I am different. I am the prince.

You are lucky to have someone to help you, but it's just fate that no one helps you. No one should do anything for you. Life is your own and you are responsible for yourself.

Don't say you're single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.

It turns out that when we were young, we were all very sexy.

6. How thick is the skin and how to excavate the pigskin?

7. Tell yourself a good night story, the plot is ups and downs and exciting. At this moment, I am too deeply involved in the play to pursue the murderer.

8. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know, just arrived!

9. When you feel good about yourself, others feel the worst about you.

10. If you have a fever at home, you will stick to surfing the Internet. If you sneeze at school, you will think it is terminal cancer.

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12. The moment you get serious, it's a bit like a roadside movie.

13. The real society ruined my chance to be a good person!

14. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let China move and say sorry to you.

15. As the saying goes, if you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

16. Don't hang yourself on a tree, try more trees nearby.

17. Save your fart and donate it to people who are dissatisfied with me.

18. If you want to be irreplaceable, you must be different.

19. I am still young and need some advice, but I don't need your advice …

20. Dress fashionably, dress sexily, and sexy means sitting on the stage.

The second sentence expresses inspirational humor 2 1. Why do people live? Just for those great grandfathers Mao.

22. The prince was lost in thought with his fallen glass shoes.

23. Say that money is evil and everyone fishes; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the most perfect, don't go!

24. If I can avoid dealing with it, please send me a pair of skates to make me run faster.

25. Young people should not always think that pies will fall in the sky, but keep their feet on the ground. Maybe money will be found on the ground?

26. I will return all the heavy rains I missed in those years these days.

27. Genetics tells us calmly that cross-species love is doomed to have no good result.

28. I am small-minded, but I don't lack it. I have a good temper, but I don't lack it!

Since both prostitutes claim to be graduates of famous universities, I now generally claim to be illiterate.

30. this is a mirror that always reflects light ... gold will always run out!

3 1. I smoke because it hurts my lungs and I'm not sad.

32. "What is the greatest shame in life?" "Cheated, failed!"

33. Why do you feel sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

There are two reasons why inviting girls out to play failed. One is that she is too lazy to wash her hair, and the other is that your invitation is not worth washing her hair.

35. Everyone has a dark side. If you say you are simple, I can only say that you are not human!

36. I am an unmarried young man who enjoys married treatment.

37. Some people have worked hard all their lives, that is, they have squeezed from a fourth-rate society to a third-rate society.

38. personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.

39. Whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the trench, because: I am undercover!

40. When I see a classmate looking in the mirror, I always say, Look in the mirror.

Humor automatic reply copywriting short sentence

Humor automatic reply copy short sentence 1 1. Welcome to call AWE customer service system service hotline.

2. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but first you have to treat me to ice cream, vanilla.

I didn't see the news just now. Send it again ...

4. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills have cooled down to 1

I'm sunbathing, don't bother me.

6. Press one for typing and chatting.

7. Hello, if you need anything, please call Super Flash, or you can call Want Want Team. They will help you solve all your problems. Don't disturb my appointment with Jackson Yi. Thank you.

8. If you don't reply, you are eating chicken. If you don't reply, the chicken will eat you.

9. Press four to continue the grass.

10. Jackson Yee and I will be astronauts and come back to catch aliens for you.

1 1. Hello, I'm not bored now. I hope you can find it again when you are bored.

12. Please press seven for others.

13. I'm going to eat shit I'll bring you a bubble later.

14. Since then, the mountains and rivers have not met, and I don't know the length and short of the old friends.

15. People who are uncomfortable often laugh the most in the crowd.

16. A group has been kept for you, but it's a pity that you won't come back.

17. Submerged in the sea of knowledge.

18. Call dad and go back.

19. Your message has been sent to the other party and cannot be read.

20. [Automatic reply] Chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both!

Humor automatically replies to the short sentence 2 2 1. Hello, I'm her boyfriend. What can you tell me, because I recently found many men chatting with her. I love this girl very much and have a strong possessiveness. I hope the baby won't be hooked up by others. Although I am busy in Roy, I will take time to spend with her.

22. Jackson Yi's wife is not here.

Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

24. It's closed today.

25. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during tasting.

26. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not near the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

27. I went to the Milky Way and brought you stars when I came back.

I can't finish my homework, so I'm not here.

29. I went to Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with Magic Fairy King. Please come back later.

30. I am grinding, and I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

3 1. [Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at present. There are 198 people ahead, please wait patiently ~

32. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love the most.

33. He is not so good, but he just can't forget it.

34. Hello, I'm Eva. Please cooperate with my work and hand over all your unhappiness.

35. Feed pigs.

36. You are slim, you are beautiful, and your father is on the way.

37. The prince is very busy now. As for what to do, Rain Girl has no melon, and she wants to be poor. You just have to study hard and steal the fairy's jewels with me.

38. Go on, I pretend to be listening.

39. The fairy is in the magic fairy castle. Please shout, shout and become a pig.

40. If you don't come back, you are studying. It's stupid not to come back.

Funny humor, automatic reply, long sentences

Funny humor automatically replies to sentence length (1) 1. [Automatic reply] The message was not sent successfully because of your insincere attitude.

2. [Automatic reply] When the chat skills cool down, you can wake up after transferring money.

3. If you need anything, please ask for help from the flash. Hello, I'm Le Di. Deliver goods on time at all times.

I want to dance colorful feathers in the red leaves and indulge in your arms.

5. No, no, no, there is no homework for you to copy.

6. If you don't come back, you are herding cattle. If you don't come back, you will lose the cow.

7. If you don't reply, you are eating chicken. If you don't reply, the chicken will eat you.

8. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, it means you are in love with xxx. If you don't reply, you will get married. Thank you.

9. Chatting and answering 2

10. Please don't disturb while studying.

1 1. The other party has ascended to heaven and returned to you.

12. The sword is not matched correctly, and he is already in the Jianghu.

13. Your little baby is not here, but your father is here.

14. I went to the universe and came back to pick up stars for you.

15. I can't finish my homework, so I am not here.

Funny humor automatically replies to long sentences (below) 16. Hanhan is hibernating.

17. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please turn off your monitor at once until it sparks. I'll reply to you when I hear the noise.

18. Sleep mode has started.

19. Jackson Yi's wife is not here.

20. Jianghu is far away, so let's go together.

2 1. The fairy is in Moxianbao, please shout and shout to become a pig.

If you want to pay, please leave a message.

23. [Automatic reply] Don't worry, cutie is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~

24. Object Reply 3

25. You are slim, you are beautiful, and your father is on the way.

26. You used to be happy, but later you learned to fall in love.

27. You'll find out later.

I want to buy some oranges. You stay here and don't walk around.

29. Your message has been sent to the other party, but you won't reply when you receive it.

30. People who are uncomfortable often laugh the most in the crowd.