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Describe 250 interesting sentences

Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.

Hu Yifei

Funny, domineering, humorous and lovelorn

Sleep in class, jump after class, and die in the exam.

-Thank you? Really? Appear?

interesting

After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

—— Zhou Libo

Funny humor space lovelorn

What are you doing?

-Deng Chao

interesting

Piano, chess, painting and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

—— Zhou Libo

Funny, humorous, domineering, sense of space

My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

—— Zhou Libo

Funny, humorous, network, domineering

A tree will die if it is not skinned; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

-Tang Jiasan Shao

Domineering, funny, civilized and humorous

The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

Anthony

Sadness, domineering, lovelorn, love

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

-Feng Gong

Domineering, funny, humorous, network

If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

—— Zhou Libo

Funny, humorous, domineering, network

Iron pestles can be ground into needles, and wooden pestles can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

-Li Ao

Funny, network, domineering, humorous

Our goal: Look at the money and earn more.

—— Zhou Libo

Funny, humorous, domineering and emotional.

Holding your hand, you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will.

-Feng Gong

Funny domineering humor network

I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.

—— Zhou Libo

Funny domineering humor network

What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

—— Zhou Libo

Funny, humorous, domineering, network

People with untidy desktops must be smart.

-Einstein

interesting

Low-key is the best b show off.

-Ge You

Domineering, funny, humorous and loving.

I often tell myself not to hang myself in a tree, and as a result … I got lost in the forest.

-Han Han

Funny, sad, humorous, emotional

Children regard toys as friends, while adults regard friends as toys.

-Zheng

Funny realistic humor philosophy

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

—— Zhou Libo

Funny, happy, humorous, youthful and inspirational.