Ma crosstalk, Xiaoyan has eight or nine lines, Dayan goes to get the rice, Xiaoyan comes back.

ma sanli

Let me tell you a joke. I told this traditional joke, this traditional joke, which I learned when I was a child and put aside as an apprentice. I haven't said it for years. Tell a traditional joke.

It is said that in this Qing dynasty, people who studied in those days had to go to Beijing to take the exam, whether they were candidates or Jinshi. The scholar must win an award before he can go to Beijing to catch the exam. I have four older brothers, and all these four purposes are to be willing to take an examination of people, so that they can go to Beijing and be a scholar. A few people are just scholars. What about you? They have different temperaments. These four brothers, the boss has a good temper, as long as he takes the right road, he will bypass it; The second brother Chiang Kai-shek is honest and frank; Third master, a little, er, a little wicked, alas, lazy and greedy; What about this old four? He is a little silly. Do you think he is really stupid? That's not true. Can a fool still read? Can you still be studied? -Speak slowly, speak later and never speak less. The four brothers disagree, and the third is unwilling to take the fourth.

"Eldest brother, second brother, in our trip to Beijing, we have to pay a lot for food and shelter. Take another person, but it's also munching. Let's ... let's ... don't go. "

The second is to him, who is honest and frank. "Why don't you let him go? Let's go. We have to go. The blessing of one person carries the whole house. All four of us will go. "

"Hey, white delay our public funds ..."

"If you can't win, he may win. He is both lucky and stupid. If you call him stupid, he will be blessed. "

"Good, good! Blessed are fools, blessed are fools. Well, we're not talking about whether we are lucky in the exam. We have to study. Do we have an exam now? Brother, let's do an article. Say a few poems, can say, can't say ... like this ... what do you say ... why do you want to take him away? "

"Well, go ahead,"

"Eldest brother, how?" Big brother's character is to go around in the right direction. "Good, good, successful."

"Well, let's have a doggerel, one for each person."

"Well, who goes first?"

"Then I walked first. I said let's: four brothers ran to Beijing. In seven words, the four brothers rushed to the capital and limerick, that's enough, just do it, limerick. "

The second brother said, "Well, I said getting up early and going to bed late is a fame." What about me? "

"Okay, okay."

"Third, yours."

The third child held her breath. "Gee, I said-I hope all four of them win." This is a dirty word.

(picks up the fourth finger) "Yours."

Old four, who doesn't like to talk, is stunned for a long time (shaking his head and being wronged).

"Say, what?"

"Well, well, life."

"What else?"

"it's over."

"how about it? I said no! This word, this and that? Forget it, don't go. "

The second brother said, "Oh, good, good, hello, simple and clear, simple and clear." You said I wanted all four people to win, and they were killed. You don't have that life. You can't. Blessed, lucky! . "

"This is ... and a word ... OK, OK, let's go."

Walking, after a night, hungry and thirsty, I ran to Beijing.

"Let's talk while walking. Let's amuse ourselves." All right.

Say "see a village from a distance", eldest brother casually said, "see a village from a distance", followed by Mr. Zhong, "hide in the crowd at dawn. You-"Three said," I don't know Li Zhao. (to the fourth child) yours. " (Old Four shakes his head) "Ask."

"What?"

"it's over."

"Second brother, you Chou Chou, you Chou Chou! In another word, is it simple and clear? "

"That's right! That's right. You said you didn't know Zhang Wang and Li Zhao, so where did you ask? What village? Wang Jiacun, Liujiazhuang? Ask where. "

Hey! That's great. This will really set him free. Standing here, what a coincidence, a funeral. Simple funeral, Qin Luo umbrella idle deacon (unintelligible) no, only eight people carry the coffin.

Hey, big brother saw "a mouthful of material from a distance."

Second brother took a look. "Ah, idle people are carrying it."

That's right. Third, "back in an unknown place. Listen to you-".

"Bury."

Aha, ................................................................................................................................................................................, don't carry the coffin back. "

It's time for dinner tonight. Stay at home for dinner. I was staying in the store at that time, and there was a hedge hanging at the door of the store. What do you mean by hanging a hedge? Is to manage food. You have to pay for your own meals and do whatever you like. There are pots, pans, bowls and stoves. Guys, what shall we eat? How about noodles? No, let's eat something good. Let's take care of jiaozi. Oh, how troublesome! Hey, everyone's food is in a mess, and the four of us are busy together. Yes, everyone's meals are messy, and it's also very troublesome to pack jiaozi.

Big brother said, "OK, I'll take it." I buy things, I live. "All right.

Second brother, second brother: "I pack and cook." "okay.

Third, third: "I am responsible for lighting the fire, and I am fishing." Your-(to the fourth child). "

(Old Four) Me: ... "Eat."

"Eat a word! ! Well, fourth, you are lucky, and second brother says you are lucky. Blessed are you. Don't move, sit and wait to eat, everything collapses. " Heart said I want to let you eat enough, just strange! ! "Wait, wait, eat." …………

Busy wrapping jiaozi, fished out a big basin. Leave it here for a while. Come on. Oh, it's not easy. It's ripe. Pick up chopsticks, come on. ...

The third child said, "wait, wait, wait." Don't move, don't move. "

"Why, why-don't move?"

"My aisle is not to say that there is a poem? Eat jiaozi's poems and articles. According to the poem, how many words you say and how many meals you eat. Say a few words and eat a few. Say seven words and eat seven. If you don't say enough, count by the word. "

On hearing this, the second brother understood and said to himself, Hum, third brother, you are really hurting. Old four said a word. What should I do? Don't depend on him. When you get angry, you fight, and jiaozi won't eat it. Let him go. Heart said that he didn't eat enough anyway, so I'll keep it, and I'll let Lao Si eat it. "Well, well, it's up to you."

"Oh," said the eldest brother, "this is too much trouble. This eating eating jiaozi, you see this pot, it will soon be cold ... "

"No way. You have to follow me. It was my idea. If you have an idea in the aisle, just say poetry. You go first. Since we are here, everyone has a saying. "

Big Brother: "This one has no words. What does this say! "

"You just say. In short, say what you see. Just one sentence. "

Oh ... Brother, think about it. Looking up, there is a swallow's nest on the roof. "Ah .............. (pause) looked up and saw a bird's nest. How's it going? How's it going? Is that okay? "

The third child said, "OK, this (counting fingers) raises the head, looks, sees, one, swallows, nests. Seven words. Take the disc, dial it out for him, dial seven. Give him seven. (Dial Jiao Zi, ok), second brother, yours? "

The second brother said, "There are eight or nine Xiaoyan." "(Fingers) are small, pharynx, stomach, face, eight, nine, one ... You come to seven (dial jiaozi), seven, and eat a few according to the number of words."

"Listen to me: hmm ... alas ..." The third son said to himself (touching his mouth is wicked). I gave it to a "big swallow", and he must say hello. Ah, he is "hello", one. "good! Listen to me. (Gesturing slowly) The wild goose returns to her nest. Come on, I want seven. Big, swallow, hit, eat, back, nest, another big one. Oh, come on, it smells good! Alas, study! Eat as much as you say. You don't have this knowledge. Well, I'm sorry. Eat less. It smells good! ! "

Eldest brother said, you are quick to eat your ... (third) leave me alone! You said, I can't finish eating after you finish eating. Heart said, you can eat one more. ...

Old four stood up, his mouth wide open, and the words haven't come out yet. The second brother said, "What? ! Hello? "

"hmm."

"Are you? Are you really stupid or playing dumb? Hmm? Eat as much as you say. You don't know, and people don't make it clear. Say seven eat seven, you feed one. Feed first, take two bites; After feeding, take two bites; Come in. Hey, eat four. Ah, four people, almost full. You say one, say it seven times, people are 7749, and you are only seven. When do you want to eat? "

"Then what should I say?"

"If you want to talk more, just say seven words and eat seven."

"So ... you ... what did you say ...? ""I didn't hear it! ! (heartbroken) Big Brother said he looked up and saw a bird's nest. I said there were eight or nine Xiaoyan, and the third brother said Dayan went back to her nest after eating. It is yours. " (pause)

"I'll just talk about geese."

"ah! ! All right! You also come (7). "

"I ... um ... this ... this isn't over yet ..."

"That's not all? Then you are finished. "

"Let me talk about the wild goose: the wild goose leaves the nest in the morning, spreads its wings, flies over Li Santao flower shop and crosses Wuli apricot blossom slope. There is wine in front of the peach blossom shop, and there are many beautiful women in front of the apricot blossom slope. It was easy to get enough food, and the geese returned to their nests. As soon as Dayan entered the nest door, Xiaoyan called her mother as soon as she saw the mirth. Listen: you were cooking outside, and I wandered around for more than half a day when I was hungry. The geese don't neglect when they see it. Feed this, feed that, feed that, feed that .......................................................................................! "