How to play a rude joke gracefully

Su Shi is a famous performer in history, and his anecdotes have been talked about so far.

What is even more admirable is that his jokes are profound and elegant, and they are all an intellectual enjoyment to read so far.

No study, are you kidding?

The Book of Songs says, "Be good at joking, not for abuse".

Refers to a man who speaks humorously and tells jokes that are not annoying.

Su Shi is such a person.

He likes to joke, but his jokes are not insulting and taking advantage of others, nor are they vulgar in the market.

Shows the wisdom and humor of the literati.

There are poetry books in the abdomen, and they are self-sufficient; When you have poetry in your stomach, jokes will come naturally.

Dongpo's humorous story: fish under the chin

Monks in Fo Yin like to eat meat and drink. He knew that Su Shi had the same taste, so he often prepared wine and meat for Su Shi to enjoy.

Once, he got a fish, which was ready and ready to eat. Su Shi suddenly visited, and the monk thought it was broken. There is not enough fish to eat. What if I didn't call him this time?

The monk hurriedly hid the fish under his chin.

By this time, Su Shi had come in and asked at once: Monk, what is the next sentence of "flowers and trees meet as early as spring"?

The monk smiled and said, "The flowers and trees in the sun should meet in spring as early as possible." The next sentence is not only a celebration of people who have accumulated kindness.

Su Shi smiled and said, since there are fish under your chin, why not take them out and enjoy them together?

The monk was helpless and took it out to enjoy it together.

Dongpo's humorous story: eating rice.

Su Dongpo once told his friend Liu Ban that when he was studying, three meals a day, a pinch of salt, a dish of raw radish and a bowl of rice were delicious.

Liu Ban smiled after hearing this. A few days later, Liu Ban invited Dongpo to dinner (Xi time), and Dongpo went with pleasure.

Only when I went did I find that there was only salt, radish and rice on the table, and I realized that I had been teased, so I had to eat it with a wry smile.

A few days later, Su Dongpo invited Liu Ban to be jealous.

Liu Ban knew that Su Dongpo wanted revenge, but he was curious and went anyway.

When it's time for dinner, Liu Ban is growling with hunger, but there is nothing on the table.

After several reminders, Su Dongpo said slowly: "Salt has hair (meaning' no'), radish has hair, and rice has hair. This is rice. "

It really makes a big difference whether you read or not.

Some time ago, a joke about the Three Kingdoms was very popular:

Guan Yu said: "Guan is a martial artist, but he knows the word loyalty and righteousness quite well."

As the saying goes, the bird that chooses wood gets its good wood, and the minister who chooses the Lord gets the wise Lord, which is enough for a lifetime.

From then on, Guan's life is his life, and Guan's body is his body, but driven by it, he has no second thoughts! "

Liu Bei was moved to tears.

Zhang Fei followed: "Me too!"

Guan Yu continued: "I swear to share weal and woe with my brother, to be with him all my life, to share life and death!" "

Zhang Fei added, "Me too!"

Guan Yu went on to say, "If you violate this statement, heaven and man will be killed!"

Zhang Fei said for the third time, "Me too!"

Guan can be eloquent when studying, and Zhang Fei can only follow Guan Yu when he is not studying: "So can I!" " This example is very funny and thought-provoking.

Reading is a lifelong practice.

Throughout the ages, almost no one who has made achievements in his studies and career does not like reading.

Su Shi was exiled to Hainan Island. He didn't bring any books. In a humble hut, he and his son read and copied books silently.

Wang Yangming was demoted to the Dragon Farm, where he struggled to survive, but he still did not forget to study the Book of Changes.

Zeng Guofan was a soldier for half his life. Even if he is busy on the March, he will take time to read.

Reading is the best way to improve one's horizons.

Open a good book, we can gain all kinds of unknown knowledge, understand different experiences and even listen to the wisdom of life.

It can broaden people's horizons, give people spiritual motivation and nourishment, make people open-minded, have a high vision and become a rich person.

Reading is to see the bigger world, to associate with more great souls, and it enables you to gain a higher realm of life.

Reading is the lowest cost investment and the noblest threshold.

Never give up reading at any time.

Let reading become a habit, a pleasure and even a way of life.

Reading is pure land everywhere, and closed doors are deep mountains.

In 2020, let's study together and make life heavy in reading; Let the soul, enrich in the book.