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What are the most disgusting stories you have read?

I once read a novel by Mary Jack, and all kinds of bossy presidents of sous.

Its plot can be said to be moderate with a hint of absurdity.

The perfect combination of Hitchcock and O'Henry, coupled with the cultural achievements of a hundred schools of thought contending from the ancient East, has formed such a masterpiece.

After reading it, I woke up and opened the toilet, which produced a kind of "what did I see just now?" The feeling of …

First of all, the beginning is very dull.

The male owner, Flame Sword (although this is not the name of the male owner, I decided to call him Flame Sword, because I like this name very much, and I forgot the name of the male owner) is the driver of the largest commercial group in a city, and his real identity is the retired special forces king.

Niu Meihua (same as above) is the president of the group. She is worth hundreds of millions of dollars, with a strong family background and looks like a shovel. After reading it, people suddenly feel that "this girl is really handsome and not adulterated."

The general plot is like this:

For the continuation of the family, the development of the economy and the future of mankind, the hostess Niu Meihua resolutely decided to develop her Niu's enterprise to the top of China 100. As a veteran in love, King love rat had long coveted Niu Meihua's beauty, so he led his younger brothers to secretly eradicate dissidents, paving the way for Niu Meihua to become one of the top 100 in China. Finally captured Niu Meihua's heart and won back the beauty.

However, if you think the plot is like this, it is too simple!

Haven't you heard the old saying: smart and clumsy, you can hide. The weakness of human nature can be hidden, so can the plot in the story. Under the seemingly ordinary and overbearing presidential article structure, there is actually a sand sculpture-like plot hidden. Just like love rat, it takes a long time to get along with him, and so does this book.

First of all, Niu Meihua is a weak woman. How does He De turn the tide and make his own enterprise bigger and stronger to become China 100? Among them, the secret help of the man is indispensable. And what is the way for the man to help secretly?

Yes! That's right! Is to beat everyone up!

Whenever a new role appears, that person will appear in time.

"Do you want to cooperate with our cattle group?"

"ah? What? "

"Don't cooperate with our NiuShi group! Hit him! "

Make a splash

"Stop it! Stop it! I cannot cooperate with you! "

"Cooperation actually only gives us such a little profit, and it must be insincere! Hit him! "

Ding-ding, Mao-Mao, another beating

"Don't play don't play! I will increase my profit! "

"The profit is so high that I can't make any money myself. I must please my plum blossom! You really have ulterior motives! Hit him! "

Play it again in a trickle

Sun-drying Chili peppers at the neighbor's door-paralyzing the next door

Knock out your teeth, break your legs, wet your pants, and the whole family will be beaten together.

Various patterns emerge one after another.

With the help of this move, that man's fiery broadsword helped Niu's enterprise acquire and merge countless other enterprises at a very low price.

The enterprises that have not been annexed also live in the hot water drained by Niushi Group every day.

Then why didn't they call the police?

Call the police? Call what police? The police chiefs are waving broadswords in my harem. Are you sure you want to call the police?

However! The arrogance of the man has also brought a lot of trouble to the woman.

In terms of setting, the heroine Niu Meihua is the most beautiful person in the whole book.

The picture is called flying swallow and falling dragon. Seeing that Yan value really overwhelmed the crowd.

So success has become the dream of every man in the book.

Bold, decided to catch Niu Meihua.

Timid, after being beaten by a fiery red broadsword, he also decided to rob Niu Meihua with strong hatred.

Au Suivant! An incredible plot appeared!

Throughout the book, this woman was robbed by people from all walks of life at least twenty times.

No matter what rich second generation, official second generation, robber robber.

Go to great pains to rob Niu Meihua and tie him up.

Then I threw it there! ! ! !

Boss! ! ! I know this is not Minions, and I don't ask you to do anything! !

But you can touch at least two! ! !

What do you mean, you left it here! ! ! !

Niu Meihua was also moved by the villain's moral integrity and shed tears of emotion.

Wait until the male main flame broadsword leads a group of younger brothers to the door, and the actions of the villains are surprisingly consistent:

Hiding behind the bound Niu Meihua, holding a knife to her neck, mocking the man and slapping Niu Meihua in the face with his tongue! ! ! !

This is! The smell of lying!

Big brother! ! ! Do you know how much a woman puts on her face a day? ! ! You don't have to do this to kill yourself, big brother! ! !

At this time, Niu Meihua also affectionately called to the man: "broadsword ~ leave me alone ~ you go ~"

The man comforted her: "Don't worry ~ He will die soon ~"

Then, the man made three, five and two moves to solve the villain and save the woman who was unconscious because her face was dumped.

So here comes the question

There are no fewer than twenty villains in the book.

So the hostess was not only robbed by more than 20 people for more than 20 times, but also licked her face with her tongue by more than 20 people! ! ! !

When all the dust settles

This woman's business has become one of the top 100 in the world.

Men also got rid of the old days of fighting and killing.

Two people finally entered the marriage hall.

After the sacred oath

The priest said you could kiss the bride.

NiuMeiHua shy of say:

"Why are you embarrassed to kiss, kiss your face."

The man smiled and kissed him.

Chunshuwan