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Come out of the oven with a humorous message about Halloween.

● God has nothing to fear, and he is afraid of being swept off his feet; Ghosts have nothing to be afraid of, but are afraid of being possessed by ghosts; Ghosts have nothing to be afraid of, and they are afraid of playing tricks; Ghosts and gods have nothing to be afraid of, but they are afraid of the tie. Ghosts and gods wish you a happy Halloween!

The moon is full of rain and shine, and people are on and off. Tonight, the moon is round and round. I miss you so much, and I have my own beautiful partner during the festival. I miss you most because of midnight snack!

● It is your style to haunt, your character to go downhill, your nature to be possessed by ghosts, and your personality to be furtive. Halloween is coming. May you carry forward the spirit of ghosts and show their personality and happiness.

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● Ghosts and gods are unpredictable, elusive, unpredictable, ghostly, haunted, ghostly, and invisible. Happy Halloween to you.

It's late at night, you're going to sleep. A candy flew into the window and hit you on the head. It is said to be a Halloween gift. Children in GREAT GHOST want you to be happy on Halloween, otherwise they will haunt you. So I wish you a happy Halloween, in order not to be pestered by them!

In the middle of the night, when you are alone at home, it is inevitable that appall will appear. I don't know if you know. Today is the day when ghosts run wild-Halloween. If you are scared, send a message for help, and I will help you drive away all the ghosts. Would you?

Put on a white robe, carry a pumpkin lantern, apply luminous nail polish, and come out at night to send blessings. Dear friends, don't be afraid I'm here to send my blessing. I wish you a happy Halloween and remember to bless your friends around you.

Rare, rare, rare, seven judges are smoking, six kids are spinning, five Wukong songs are overwhelming, four Bajie are chatting, three Xiao Gan are dancing wildly, two dragons are boxing, and a stupid pig is staring at the mobile phone room! Happy Halloween, haha!

● The first part: green face and ferocious fangs, harmonious face. Part II: Laughter, strange cries, unanimous agreement: Happy Halloween. I wish you all a happy life!

● God said: Be kind, and learn to be kind to people on Halloween today. Especially the person who sends you a text message now! Invite him to dinner often and buy him gifts! Give him all your money! Amen!

Put down my long hair, put on my long-lost foundation, put on my white skirt, put on my precious long armor, put on my silent boots and lower my sweet voice. I'm dressed as a zombie! Happy Halloween! Blessing Halloween SMS

● If there is fate in this life, I will wait for you with infatuation; If there is no chance in this life, I would like to be a lonely soul, standing in front of your door every night, just to come to you and say: I can't scare you to death!

If you are a smoker, I am a heavy smoker; If you are a wine, I am an alcoholic; If you are a gourmet, I am a glutton. If you take good care of me, I am a happy person. Happy Halloween!

19。 I am desperate. Xia Zi left me, and my master nagged me too much. Niu Wangmo borrowed my money and didn't pay it back. Finally, I bought water curtain cave, which was maliciously bought by the Bodhisattva. Fortunately, he can surf the internet and send a message to wish the second teacher a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! !

● 10/October 3 1 day Are you ready for Halloween? I painted my skin and grew my fangs. I will bring blood-made cheese to celebrate a happy Halloween! Happy Halloween to you in advance!

● On the way to learn the scriptures, the Tang Priest said to Wukong: Master is hungry, go and cook some vegetarian dishes. Wukong looked back at Friar Sand and said, Go, little brother! Friar Sand said helplessly, OK, that idiot is reading the news again. Haha, happy Halloween, idiot!

Not only will I think of you on such a day, but only on such a day can I bother you and tell you to have a happy Christmas! Happy New Year! Happy every day!

● Master spends Halloween with four people. Wukong never leaves his master, except ghosts. Friar Sand never leaves his luggage to avoid losing money. Only Bajie holds his mobile phone tightly and reads short messages. Hehe, Halloween is here, I wish you happiness! Text messages about Halloween

Live happily, pretend to be scary, dress smartly, have a happy holiday, laugh happily, laugh happily, wish you auspicious news on time, wish you a happy Halloween, and have a smart and relaxed life.

● The pressure of life is heavy, making people breathless; Work pressure, busy, lost. Halloween is coming, let go of the pressure, indulge yourself, put on a ghost mask and be yourself. Happy Halloween!

Red lanterns are hung high, and the National Day is coming again. Jin Ju Tucao is particularly handsome, and you laugh in the grass; Fireworks light up half the sky, * * * looking forward to a better tomorrow; A greeting and a feeling, happiness is in the present. Happy National Day!

Halloween classic hilarious greetings

Halloween is coming again. Don't you know what to say to your friends? Let me help you. The following is a congratulatory message specially arranged for everyone. Welcome to read!

● Playing every day is a local ruffian; Singing every day, that is Jun Jun; Enjoy heaven after a hard day's work! Although not the ghost king, Halloween will come out crazy. Happy Halloween!

When you are tired, I am willing to become a pillow; When you are hungry, I am willing to become a piece of bread; When you are bored, I am willing to become a sandbag; I want to be your other half when you get married! Happy Valentine's Day!

● Angels registered the loveliest people in the world and sent them to God for review. When God saw it, he said it was Halloween. He sent a short message to the most sincere, capable and charming person. All the gods bless him and make him happy forever!

● The weather is hot and cold, the wind is big and small, the clouds are black and white, the moon is flickering, the laughter is flickering, and the candlelight is flickering. All this indicates that Halloween is coming. Are you ready? Let's have a happy party!

● The fate is set, and your body will be fragmented; Without luck, your soul will be cursed. The sword of Sleepy Valley has pointed to the scales of sin, so please invite me to dinner on Halloween to wash away my sins!

● Halloween, when happy ghosts clap the glass in front of your window, peaceful ghosts climb into your bed, happy ghosts wander over your head, and rich ghosts crawl under your toes. Don't be afraid, my friend. I rode a snail to save you. Drive! Drive! Drive!

● Halloween, I have to feel that this festival is really for the good of you. I dare not go out at night for fear of scaring others. But you are finally released tonight, please enjoy it! Happy Halloween!

● Halloween, Bajie, I heard that monsters reappear in the world. In order to protect world peace, follow the example of western heaven to exorcise demons. The next stop is the girl country. Look at you happy, your big teeth are showing. Happy holidays.

During Halloween, our company officially launched. I'm proud of catching ghosts. I am intoxicated in my proud activities. The content of the activity is to shout "Happy Halloween" to your good friends 300 times.

● Halloween is coming, don't sleep that night, adults and children scream, men and women shout together, scaring you. Just kidding, Halloween carnival, asking you to shout together. Happy Halloween to you!

● Halloween has 10,000 "leftovers", 1,000 troubles leave 2,000 happiness, 4,000 viruses leave 3,000 health, and 6,000 curses leave 5,000 blessings! Happy Halloween to you!

I heard that you have been working overtime recently and always come home after dark. Today Halloween, ghosts appeared. Let me accompany you home. Last time I scared all the ghosts away, I cried out in pain when I left: God, there are people uglier than me. Happy holidays.

I heard that you are handsome, well-proportioned, charming, well-informed, knowledgeable, know everything about astronomy and geography. Haha, I don't believe it. I wish you a happy Halloween with all the ghosts.

Good Night! Tomorrow is sunny, and we are full of happiness! I want to face the world with a smile every morning, but I can't do it well! I hope we can work together to create a good omen! See you tomorrow!

I heard that you like catching ghosts. I will give you two magic weapons. The first one is the cross. The second piece: Buddha beads. With these two magic weapons, China ghosts and foreign ghosts are yours. Happy Halloween ghost hunting.

I heard that today is Halloween. As night falls, the gates of hell open. Friendly reminder: friends who go out go home early, sexy friends wear more clothes, and beautiful friends put some bottom ash on their faces. I wish you happiness, peace and good luck.

A little command is another year's singles day. Yan Ruyu is in the book. When can I understand it? In fact, MM is always with you, and you are never lonely. Happy Singles Day!

I heard that today is Halloween, the ghost festival in the west. It is said that there are many people who play pranks, but don't worry, I will never do that. It is difficult for you to celebrate this festival. Why should I provoke you? Are you a ghost? Hehe, I wish you a happy Halloween!

● I heard that today is Ghost Festival! There are many magic dances in the street. Remember to go home early, lock the door when you come in, don't run around in the middle of the night, go to bed on time, and send me a message before going to bed! Happy Halloween!

I heard that there will be many scary pranks today, so don't open the door for anyone except me tonight. Afternoon 12 I will accompany you and wish you a happy Halloween in person! Do wait for me!

● All kinds of wishes express my heart. Halloween wishes are given to you: smokers are uncomfortable without cigarettes, drunkards are uncomfortable without alcohol, lechers are boring, gossips are speechless, SMS reminders come early, and cheapskates report when they receive them!

There are two main purposes of texting today: one is to exercise fingering, and the other is to contact feelings. Now I am very responsible to tell you: June 1 is here, be sure to be happy! Another sentence with technical content: make progress every day!

Right and wrong are stupid, wrong and wrong are stupid, right and wrong are stupid. No matter right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong. Happy April Fool's Day!

Halloween English greetings

● Special note: On Halloween night, our company specially launched the "I am happier than a ghost" prize-winning quiz. Comrades who feel happy can write short messages: Happy Halloween and send them to friends.

Local residents living near the Miluo River rushed into their boats to look for him, and threw rice into the water to appease the dragons in the river.

● Halloween is here ... it's time to put on your weirdest clothes and have fun! I hope it will light up your smile! Happy Halloween!

● You never know what will happen on Halloween. When it gets dark, there will be some creepy surprises. The creatures at night are waiting. To my dear friend, have a howling Halloween!

Sow the seeds of friendship next to the tree of the soul, water it with the blessings of happy cultivation, bear romantic buds, add a little care, bloom intoxicating fragrance, invite happiness to accompany you, and wish you a happy Father's Day forever!

A fox, just as the grapes were being harvested, slipped into a vineyard, where ripe sunshine grapes hung high on the trellis and looked very attractive. After winning the Lucius Prize, he jumped many times, but all his attempts failed. When he retreated, he muttered, "Oh, what does it matter?" Grapes are sour! "

● What will trick or treat be? Happy Halloween to you!

When I am with you, my Halloween is happy! Happy Halloween to you ... my friend!

● It's really fun to be with you! Happy Halloween to you!

I hope your Halloween will be covered by weird fun ... just like mine.

Thank you for your very special wishes. Happy Halloween!

Thank you for making my Halloween so special.

Your burning passion for many years has given me the motivation to struggle in life; Your indomitable character has given me the strength to overcome difficulties; Your firm belief in winning gives me the courage to face life; Your unpretentious fatherly love; Is the eternal sun in my life!

Thank you for making my cauldron full of fun! Happy Halloween!

Put on a jack lamp to drive away the night and bring light; Put on makeup clothes, change your appearance, and make the devil tremble with fear; Ride a broom, fantasize about flying and make your dreams come true. Halloween is here, have fun!

● Your smile lights up our world! May you have a vibrant Halloween!

When I am with you, my Halloween is happy! Happy Halloween to you ... my friend!

Carnival in the west sends you happy wishes. May you always be happy, always have happiness, always enjoy good luck, always be happy and safe, and wish you a happy Halloween!

The article adopts a large number of neat four-sentence forms, which are catchy to read, but not four or six articles in the strict sense, including a large number of prose sentence patterns. This combination of parallelism and prose enhances the expressive force of the article without being boring.

Don't be sad. You see someone laughing at you. He is standing outside the window. Go out and let him in. He will make you happy. Ask me who he is. Only a ghost will tell you. Happy Halloween.

● It's really fun to be with you! Happy Halloween to you!

I hope your Halloween will be covered by weird fun ... just like mine.

Thank you for your very special wishes. Happy Halloween!

Christmas Christmas, romantic and wonderful. Santa Claus, very cute. On Christmas Eve, * * * prayed for peace. Nobody fell asleep on the carnival night. Happy sharing, candlelight dinner. Make a beautiful wish under the Christmas tree. A thousand blessings, no change of heart.

Halloween greetings are very strong.

1, happy to talk to you, happy to play chess with you, lucky to meet you, happy to chat with you, romantic to ask you out, healthy to ask you how safe, friends to find fault: Happy Halloween!

The most beautiful thing in the world is golden autumn, fragrant grains and happy harvest; The roundest autumn moon of the year, the laurel tree and the jade rabbit accompany Chang 'e; The warmest thing in life is reunion, looking forward to the reunion festival; Enjoy the moon in the most beautiful season, and life will be happy. Happy holidays! !

A person can't always be strong, and there are times when he is weak; A person can't always be satisfied, and sometimes he will be lost. Today is Father's Day, care more and love more. May your father be the happiest! Happy Father's Day!

2, send you a gift: the first one: auspicious amulet! The second thing: according to the demon, drop the magic mirror! The third thing: in addition to the ghost sword! I wish you a safe Halloween!

I miss you very much, but I'm afraid to see you. Maybe you are watching me silently in some corner of the world. I want to touch your face without chin, ah, ghost!

When you smile, the wolf will hang himself. When you scream, the chicken flies and the dog jumps. When you stop, that smell permeates your whole body. When sweating, lice are infested, and if you don't dress up, you are uglier than a ghost. When you dress up, ghosts are scared! Dedicated to the protagonist of Halloween!

Yesterday, a buddy named Zhong Kui asked me to send you a message, saying that today is Halloween, and his ghost brother is coming to give you a gift, so he can buy you two drinks when he is free. Happy Halloween!

6, gloomy castle, the first quarter moon hanging on the roof, bats flapping their wings through the night …, then the doorbell rang, don't be afraid, get your candy ready, or you will be careful that there are children making trouble in the middle of the night!

7. I am so hungry. I haven't eaten for three days. Anyway, I have decided to go to your house for a full meal on Halloween night. Who am I? Hehe-vampire!

The Dragon Boat Festival is here. I make zongzi leaves with tolerance, wrap a sweet zongzi and send it to you with sincere information. I wish you a sweet and happy Dragon Boat Festival and always be healthy and happy.

8. hey! Who is the man standing behind you? ! Why have you been following you? God, he will always follow you! Happy Halloween!

9. The sky is gray and the earth is vast. Children in GREAT GHOST are playing hide-and-seek, tinkling, tinkling, cell phone text messages are scary, three people form a gang, and bars and restaurants are dangling. Happy Halloween!

10, don't be sad anymore. You see someone laughing at you. He is standing outside the window. Go out and let him in. He will make you happy. Ask me who he is. Only a ghost will tell you. Happy Halloween.

Being busy occasionally does not mean forgetting; With the coming of summer, I wish you a happy mood. Your greetings will be compensated together at this moment, and all your concerns will condense this blessing. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival.

1 1, wearing a pumpkin lantern, offered offerings at the ceremony. Worship ghosts and gods, the dead eat big meals. Have a good meal, drink enough, you are drunk, and the ghost fire leads the way. Send the souls of the dead back and spend the winter safely. Halloween, I wish you good luck and happiness in winter!

12, it is said that tonight, ghosts wander, dead light reappears, and ghosts turn around! May the ghost hear my call, come to your bedside at midnight, touch your face with pale face, green eyes and dry hands, and say hello to you for me: Good night Halloween!

13, dear, I've always wanted to learn from the Monkey King, so that I can protect you well on Halloween, no matter what monsters, bring them!

14, if you dream about me tonight, you will know what day it is. Happy Halloween! Ha ha!

15, the sky was full of stars last night. Where is your romance? Halloween is a ghost fire. What's embarrassing?

16, thank you for your concern. You spoiled me and let me fly unconsciously before I knew there was a plan.

17, Halloween, I brought the romance of "ghost" roses and the fragrance of "ghost" flowers. I give my most "ghost" blessing to my most precious "ghost" friend, and wish my friend "ghost" rich financial resources and all the best.

18, Halloween is coming. Attention, everyone: In order to prevent being haunted during the day, you should go out in the dark, dress up as ghosts, go to work haunted, talk nonsense and receive text messages without knowing it! Please tell each other!

School starts in September, and it's Teacher's Day again! Teacher, you have worked hard! Teacher, you are the most unforgettable person in my life. Because of you, my life has become interesting and my life has changed because of you. Thank you!

19, the night is still, the moon is clear, someone is waiting outside your window, giving you wealth, giving you joy, and letting him in. If you want to ask, I won't say much. If you guess, I really don't know, I'll tell you, God knows, Happy Halloween!

20. Isn't it romantic to know that you like the silvery moon, the snow flying all over the sky and the clouds floating in the wind? But I want to remind you, don't wear white clothes on this day, it will scare people. Happy Halloween _

The birthday of the party is today, the people are jubilant, the country is rich and the country is strong and well-off, thank the leaders for thanking the party, the army and the people are United as one, contribute to glory for the motherland, and send blessings on the Party Building Day. I wish you countless happiness and beauty.