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Did the curator achieve the goal that other members of the leadership team could not compete with him by forcing Deputy Director Li to resign automatically and foster new people? Although Zhang, the deputy director of the cultural center, has some qualifications and is supported by officials of the municipal government, after all, a woman can't afford to turn over the big waves. Now it can be said that the curator of other museums has firmly grasped the cultural center in his own hands. When it comes to playing politics, isn't the curator confident that there are some ingenious ways?
Sometimes a victory will have a negative effect, and it will come out immediately. The propaganda department of the municipal party Committee organizes work inspection, and the cultural center is a unit that cannot produce rated products. Therefore, the inspection is usually just a formality, and it is enough to organize a group of people to take a walk and have a look. It is impossible to set hard goals in literary creation, and there is also a process of excavating literature and history, which is not achieved overnight.
The steps of the whole inspection are: issue an inspection notice in advance, indicate the items to be inspected, and rectify within a time limit. Then, the inspection team came to inspect, and then, the inspection briefing was held with members of the leadership team of the cultural center to affirm the outstanding achievements in the work and point out the serious shortcomings. Finally, the cultural center hosted a banquet to see the inspection team off.
The leader of the inspection team is Minister Yang of the Propaganda Department of the Municipal Party Committee. He looked serious in the inspection briefing, and pointed out ten serious shortcomings, especially health problems. A female comrade in the inspection team said that toilet paper and bloody sanitary napkins were everywhere in the women's room of the cultural center, and her feet could not get down. Minister Yang said:? The cultural center is the window of spiritual civilization, and your leading cadres are seriously dereliction of duty. Is this the window we have seen? After the inspection briefing, Minister Yang did not attend the farewell banquet and left with a group of people.
Don't curator looked at the distant back of a group of people and took out a paper towel to wipe the sweat. Deputy curator Zhang said: curator, are you still sweating in the cold weather? Are you wearing too many clothes? This quiet cynicism was clearly heard by the curator, but he couldn't answer back. He doesn't know how Li, the former deputy curator, did it. In short, everything is in good order. I once heard that when Yang, the former curator, was in charge, Caihu cleaned the whole cultural center, including the bathroom. Later, the vegetable tiger choked to death by eating chicken bones. Yang arranged for Caihu's son to take over his father's job. This has never happened before. He just promoted Xiaoyan as deputy curator to replace Li. Why did something happen?
Other curators didn't invite Yan, deputy director, they were all promoted by themselves, and of course the responsibility lies with themselves. He immediately started looking for a mop, broom and dustpan, rolled up his sleeves and went into the ladies' room. He first swept toilet paper and sanitary napkins into the dustpan, took them out and poured them into the trash can for ignition, then went in and washed the floor with a mop, which made him sick several times and almost vomited his stomach acid. When Yan, the deputy curator, and the cleaner got the news, other curators had already cleaned the ladies' room.
Don't curator walked out of the ladies' room and looked at the smoke rising in the trash can with a dignified expression. He turned around and gave Yan He, the deputy curator, a hard stare. He left without saying anything, leaving two stunned subordinates.
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