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In the history of China, which emperor said to eat meat instead of vegetables?
During the Western Jin Dynasty, the world was hungry and the people had no food to eat. When Emperor Jinhui heard this, he said, "Why don't you eat minced meat?"
When this was said, * * * Jin Huidi's jokes have been circulated until now.
Lao Kuang carefully read the story of Jin Huidi and consulted relevant historical materials. Lao Kuang thinks that he is not a minister of the Jin Dynasty, but an emperor.
It can't be said that Jin Huidi is an emperor, but he doesn't know the sufferings of the people: they are starving to death, where can they afford minced meat? ?
Jin Huidi is just an indescribable summer bug.
However, the ministers of the Jin Dynasty, especially the ministers of Shanxi Propaganda Department, were really incompetent and honestly wrote down the words of Emperor Jinhui, making Emperor Jinhui a joke through the ages.
If Lao Kuang is the Minister of Shanxi Propaganda Department, I will immediately record that Jin Huidi was very sad when he heard that the people of the State of Jin had no food, and he stopped eating rice himself. I'm not lying. Jin Huidi only eats minced meat, not rice. I am seeking truth from facts.
When I told the world that Emperor Jinhui would not eat rice, the people of Jin State would be moved to tears and shout, "Jin Huidi, our good emperor, long live Jin Huidi." .
In this way, Jin Huidi changed from an eternal joke to an eternal love of the emperor.
Of course, some intellectuals in the Western Jin Dynasty will also whisper privately, how can Jin Huidi be so fat without eating rice? That's easy. Let's turn the intellectuals in the Western Jin Dynasty into Rightists and criticize them to see if they dare to entertain foolish ideas.
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