Cousin joke

Ignore them, they are just jealous of you, and they say grapes are sour if they can't eat them. At present, the salary of being a teacher is not low, and there are winter and summer vacations. Every year, there is a lot of rich time to do what you like.

Even as they say, then tell them that being a teacher has nine advantages:

? One of the benefits: you can lose weight. As we all know, a teacher is a profession that gets up earlier than a chicken, goes to bed later than a dog, works too much, demands too much, is under great pressure, earns less, dresses too old and eats poorly. So this profession is the best choice for beauty lovers. As long as you become a teacher, it is not easy to gain two pounds.

? The second benefit: it can enrich the brain. Teachers should not only prepare lessons, attend classes and correct homework every day, but also deal with all kinds of lists, plans, summaries, experiences, papers and business manuals sent by superiors. Therefore, in the modern society where most people feel confused and empty, teachers do not have such worries.

? The third benefit: supreme spiritual enjoyment. In the poet's works, teachers are "engineers of human souls", "gardeners", "red candles" and "ladders". The most gratifying thing is that I am among the "teachers of heaven and earth". Although it is inevitable that they can't reach the delicious food on the table, it is a pleasant thing to call them.

The fourth benefit: it can improve personal cultivation. The meager salary earned by teachers through hard work can play a great role. They have to support their families, donate money today, help the poor tomorrow, and pay all kinds of tuition and training fees the day after tomorrow. Although I really want to "anger comes from my heart and evil comes from my bravery", when I saw the word "conceit" behind the notice, teachers, old and young, just lowered their arrogant heads and tightened their belts. After a long time, we can reach the highest state where Mount Tai collapses and remains unchanged.

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Fifth benefit: learn to be thrifty. Since half of the salary is used to make contributions and buy spiritual food, teachers have to move closer to the traditional virtues of China people.

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Benefit 6: it is conducive to the formation of an orderly ability to handle affairs. I don't need to elaborate on the ability that teachers can remember the thick examination system of the school and make it perfect.

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The seventh benefit: it is conducive to enhancing psychological endurance. In the modern society with fierce competition, your relevant leaders are idle, and the education system will be changed today and tomorrow, followed by a set of measures this year and a plan next year. Teachers have to be victims of the reform of the education system. If you haven't lost your mind in such ups and downs, congratulations, you have already started.

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Benefit 8: There are more opportunities to enjoy the beautiful rural scenery. As long as there are people, there are teachers. Transferring teachers to "Xanadu" is a killer weapon for leaders to threaten, intimidate and punish teachers, but what makes us suffer is the good intentions of leaders. Maybe you accidentally become a contemporary Tao Qian and write one or two immortal poems.

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Benefit 9: Western modernists think that the world is absurd and life is painful. Therefore, although some surveys show that more than 40% of teachers are mentally ill, in the absurd reality, schizophrenia can enjoy itself. Why not?