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January: Mystery

January.

Narrator: 1999 What happened? ...

1999 What happened?

Like a faded movie.

Weeds are burned endlessly by time.

The boy who used to be clean in the photo has left.

And a sad girl

No one remembers and no one will ask.

When did they leave?

When will they come again?

January: Mystery

Those years were drowned in the sea of people.

How many songs have you sung?

We are standing in the turbulent sea of people.

How many flowers are still in bloom?

In 1999, I couldn't open my eyes.

In 1999, no one stayed.

In 1999, my heart could not be opened.

Who will be lonely in 1999?

I used to sing and watch the weeds on the hillside.

In 1999, I couldn't open my eyes.

In 1999, no one stayed.

In 1999, my heart could not be opened.

Who will be lonely in 1999?

How many people are still singing on the hillside?

The sixth note of the major scale ...

The sixth note of the major scale ...

My son learned to be coquettish.

I can't remember his favorite pranks.

Whose girl took off her blue hair band?

I still cry when I watch old movies.

In 1999, I couldn't open my eyes.

In 1999, no one stayed.

In 1999, my heart could not be opened.

Who will be lonely in 1999?

I once held hands and said that I would travel all my life.

In 1999, I couldn't open my eyes.

In 1999, no one stayed.

In 1999, my heart could not be opened.

Who will be lonely in 1999?

Have you ever woken up from this dream of traveling all your life?

The sixth note of the major scale ...

The sixth note of the major scale ...

February: crossword puzzles

February.

Narrator: I remember she once said ...

I remember she once said

A person's world

Quiet can hear the sound of flowers.

She once asked

How long will it take?

Only in this way can someone understand her world?

February: crossword puzzles

Come back at dark, dawn and dusk

Memory unfolds, folds and unfolds.

Green light, red light, green light again.

The crowd dispersed, gathered and dispersed.

Who waits quietly like me?

How many conversations did you hear along the way?

Passing several rusty doorplates.

How many gaps are there in life?

I'm born stupid and can't do crossword puzzles.

How many people will exist in the future?

There is a kind of happiness. I was born alone and can't wait.

How many dialogues are there in Loneliness?

If you forget your lines, you can't speak with your mouth open.

How many angels are there in heaven?

Looking up, I can't see the feathers falling.

Past, present and future

How unexpected it is to meet someone in the ocean of life.

At that time, this moment, three years, five years.

Fireflies play hide-and-seek and come back if they lose.

Who gives me ordinary love?

Forget your voice and smile and bury it.

Who can stop when I pass by?

How many gaps are there in life?

I'm born stupid and can't do crossword puzzles.

How many people will exist in the future?

I was born lonely and can't wait for the person who is waiting.

How many dialogues are there in Loneliness?

If you forget your lines, you can't speak with your mouth open.

How many angels are there in heaven?

Looking up, I can't see the feathers falling.

Come back, leave and never come back.

We wait for disappointment and then wait.

Come back in summer, come back in winter and come back in summer.

After the phone is turned off, it won't be turned on again.

March: Between you and me.

March.

Narrator: We should only be young. ...

We should only be young.

Will there be such desperate love?

When we grow up,

I don't remember that.

Sleepless night because of missing.

March: Between you and me.

It's just a white shirt he wears on a sunny day.

Cloudy days are his old bookmarks.

His face is my weather station.

On the back of the test paper between the notes is your smiling face.

The icebreaker ran aground in your dimple.

Basalt is your deadpan side.

Your eyes are like hiding in a museum.

I can't finish shopping day and night.

You are on the left, and happiness stops on the right.

Between you and me is a summer that never ages.

The clouds are above, and the blue sky is infinite.

There is love between heaven and earth that I hide in my heart.

Love is endless.

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I like monkeys in the zoo making faces.

The botanical garden is quiet, and so are you.

The amusement park will accompany you to stand on the Ferris wheel.

You suddenly turned and smiled and said that the angel was up there.

You are on the left, and happiness stops on the right.

Between you and me is a summer that never ages.

The clouds are above, and the blue sky is infinite.

There is love between heaven and earth that I hide in my heart.

Love is endless.

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You are in front of me and the angel is behind me.

Between you and me, it is magic that lights up the time theater.

The performance on the stage was remarkable.

Happiness between hands and feet melts like candy.

Blur my vision.

April: Fool

April.

Narrator: He kept asking ...

He kept asking

Is April Fool's Day my holiday?

Sometimes we are blindfolded.

You can deceive yourself.

The world is dark and safe.

April: Fool

In the fairy tale, the prince rides a white horse and smiles without talking.

Is your prince me or him? Why didn't you answer?

Your beautiful years are fairy tales I love.

April fool's day carnival I hid in the corner.

Your prince should smile at you on a white horse.

I don't know. I tell cold jokes like a fool.

April Fool's Day is coming again. Are you still laughing at me?

It is always your face that follows the angel.

Paper planes can't fly higher than before.

It's sunny and cloudy in winter and summer.

Paper planes are stacked on top of each other, full of ideas.

I don't want an angel to land beside me.

The paper plane flew once and returned to the front.

In the photo, your face is on the back of the phone.

The paper plane flies by you, and you can't see it.

Your light shines

I am ordinary and unremarkable.

May love plaza

Wuyue.

Narrator: Love is like candy. ...

Love is like candy.

Scattered around the playground

The lights shine and never turn off.

May: Love Square.

Open your eyes, your smile is like the sea.

The doors and windows are open, and you wait under the tree.

Spoil you, the button of the school uniform has fallen off.

Hold it in your hand, reluctant to let go.

Psychological blooming gentle light.

Those are your smiling eyes.

Look at the sunset.

Like a blooming flower

Lean on your shoulder.

Polaris is also swinging in the wrong direction.

Staring at your face like this

Describe the shape of happiness

Love Square is not closed.

Open your ears and listen to your heartbeat like a pendulum.

Light up the light and walk slowly onto the stage.

Yes, you swing around by bike.

I wish time would stop and not leave.

Soft wings grow on the back.

And my generous chest

Time flies when the movie plays slowly.

How can I get close to heaven

This is a playground of dreams, brightly lit.

Close your eyes and imagine.

Guess this happy shape plays over and over again.

Lean on your shoulder.

Polaris is also swinging in the wrong direction.

Staring at your face like this

Describe the shape of happiness

Love Square is not closed.

Joan: He and her.

Lu Yue.

Narrator: Those unspeakable words. ...

What you can't say

Stories that have never been told.

Let him forget.

Joan: He and her.

Watching him standing under the tree waiting for her, I heard her coquetry and say stupid things to him.

It's like seeing a happy and perfect fairy tale in a movie.

It's like seeing the pure white and transparent stupidity in the story.

What's the matter, suddenly say something stupid?

I heard that he planted Bai Meihua for her.

I heard that she had long hair for him.

Why am I afraid, afraid of lonely years?

How can I not struggle and struggle for his concern?

Forget it, let her say something stupid.

I remember that he likes to drink green tea in summer.

Had a quiet telephone conversation with him late at night.

Will he and she be happy? It's like a perfect fairy tale

What will happen to me and him? Who can tell me?

I am not stupid. I love him, too.

When I met him, he was with her.

The wind is very strong, and the cold wind tells him the truth for me: I envy her so much.

July: Their drift bottles

July.

Narrator: It was a hot summer in my memory.

The memory is hot summer.

It is said that summer is the season of love.

But there was a boy that summer.

A person cried for a long time in the sunset.

July: Their drift bottles

The playground is closed and the lights are off.

Happiness is watched and sadness lingers.

The toy soldier quietly looked at the skylight.

I am very depressed today. How about tomorrow?

The playground was windy and the children were dismissed.

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I stood alone in the old playground.

Pick up the kite and fly it slowly.

You and her slowly sit next to me.

We all sit next to happiness.

Your drift bottle floated ashore.

Drift to my sad beach.

Happiness and sadness sit on both sides of me.

I sit in the shadow of time.

The white line drawn by childhood hopscotch

Who are you referring to now, the lonely smiling face?

Yao Wang-their drift bottle.

Go back to the old playground and watch the sunset.

The stories of the past are all in the past.

A person listens to the earphone ring.

Shadow and I play hide-and-seek

August: the country behind the north wind

August

Narrator: Forget the past. ...

Forget everything before.

Let's fly to the country behind the north wind.

Live in a fairy tale, okay?

August: the country behind the north wind

Empty chords in an empty classroom

The color of the paint box is used up.

Under the heavy rain and rainstorm.

You hold up an umbrella for me.

The big dipper points due south.

Snow and the scorching sun dazzled the eyes.

Clouds on the horizon drifted to the shore.

Who has white hair in his fingers?

After the break, before leaving.

The North of Time and the South of Time

Wave goodbye

The green drawing board is placed by the wall.

The white shirt you hung in your room.

Photos taken three years ago.

The sunset disappeared in front of the window.

The lights dimmed and the music slowed down.

Ten years later, ten years ago

Everything has changed.

In front of the number on the back of the chair

The old film is released, and the new film is staged.

Unfinished mystery

September: Ferris wheel

September.

Narrator: You once said ...

You once said

Every time the ferris wheel turns.

There will be a couple kissing in the world.

Now it's scattered everywhere.

It is hidden in your mouth.

A kiss that never happened?

September: Ferris wheel

The lights of the whole city turned off and the Ferris wheel turned alone.

There are no yellow leaves in autumn, and you are holding an umbrella alone.

Two cups of coffee, two old photos, white slippers and red carpet.

Two goldfish swim within one square inch. The night between heaven and earth is long and the day is short.

I am used to writing to you, giving you medicine, taking pictures of you and swinging on the Ferris wheel with you.

Accustomed to a person queuing for a ticket, a person proudly running around the playground.

I am used to learning from you to talk, smile, run and plant flowers on the balcony.

I am also used to traveling alone, backpacking alone and sketching your back alone.

Loneliness is a noisy heartbeat.

You don't know where you are.

After three autumns, I became brave, and the Ferris wheel turned three times.

Three years to build mountains, change the coast, warm clouds and shallow reeds.

Four seasons birds fly over the daily line. Please make a wish when the sky is high.

The wind is blowing from all directions. Remember that year when you gently closed your eyes.

I am used to accompanying you with sadness, silence, boredom and time.

I am used to being depressed because of you, nervous because of you, and proud because of your incomparable pride.

I am used to waiting for the bus, listening to songs, dancing and choosing simple flowers and plants with you.

I am also used to being sad because of you, because you are dim, because you are shining, because your heart is beating hard.

Memories are burned sketches.

Where are you? I don't know

It doesn't matter where the heart is.

October: me and the old us.

Pick up the moon.

Narrator: Those memories. ...

Those memories.

It is still clear after many years.

That sad song

I still remember it until now.

October: me and the old us.

Time flies like water. Who did you discover the secret with?

Sunset parking lot lights shine.

The old playground is empty in the morning.

There are a sea of people waiting with kites in their hands.

The kite broke and landed in the sunset.

Paper planes cannot fly over mountains and seas.

We are separated and scattered all over the world.

Time flows in my heart. I have caught your secret.

Happy playground is brightly lit.

Put the old photos in the frame.

When I was young, my ideals were flying, and I carried my sadness on my shoulders.

Light up the desolate road with a smile

Resist the wind and frost with a hug

Have you ever heard the saddest song?

Repeat endlessly at night

Who sang the song I wrote?

Inspiring emotions is like a hillside covered with weeds. Time flows in my heart. You and I have caught the secret.

Happy playground is brightly lit.

Put the old photos in the frame.

When I was young, my ideals were flying, and I carried my sadness on my shoulders.

Light up the desolate road with a smile

Resist the wind and frost with a hug

Lalala ......