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Cross talk contest (note that it is a cross talk contest) "know everything"

The lines of "know-how" in cross talk contest;

Miao: Didn't you follow the three, five, seven and three rows? The eldest is the third, the second is the fifth, the third is the seventh, and you, Laojiu.

Wang: The College of Arts has sorted out arithmetic progression.

Miao: This shows that you are both civil and military. Now I have to replenish my energy to tell the truth, because everyone knows that we are a pair of partners. It's hard to tell the truth. From China's lines network, I feel so nervous and uneasy. I started reading recently, and now I can say that I have reached the point where I can't put it down.

Wang: Why are you hungry again? Take a roll when you eat, and you can't put it down.

Miao: I can't put down the books, all kinds of Chinese and foreign classics. God, I hold them every day.

Wang: Have you seen them all?

Miao: Ah, what famous detective Conan, One Piece, I hold it in my hand every day.

Wang: You add a dragon ball and a saint. Are these four classic novels?

Miao: What's wrong?

Wang: Where can I see this comic book?

Miao: I want to get into the habit of reading, and seduce me with cartoons first.

Wang: Cultivation and life.

Miao: Cultivation and Life

Wang: Books can't tempt you.

Miao: Didn't we also see Four Great Classical Novels? You just said it, so we should watch it carefully.

Wang: Really?

Miao: Because to be honest, we were all born after 80s when we were young.

W: Who? You just mentioned the age group.

Miao: Me, born after 80.

Wang: Is this the old job? This counts.

Extended data:

The cast of crosstalk contest "Full of Economy";

1, Miao Fu

Miao Fu, 1982, born in Wangyi District, Tongchuan City, Shaanxi Province, is a crosstalk performer.

In 2007, Shaanxi Youth Quyi Society was established.

In 2008, he served as the director of Shaanxi Workers' Cultural Performance and the general planner of the series of activities of "Rejuvenation of Vientiane" traditional folk art into campus.

In 2009, he served as the general planner and director of the large-scale cross talk conference "This year, we said cross talk".

20 13 participated in the Beijing Comedy Humor Competition and performed the cross talk "erudition".

20 14 performed cross talk "learning to be rich" at CCTV Lantern Festival. In March of the same year, he became a member of Chinese Quyi Artists Association, and 10 won the first prize of CCTV Crosstalk Competition.

2015 February 19, participated in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala in 2065 438+05, and performed the cross talk "This is not mine" with Wang Sheng.

2017 February 1 1, CCTV Lantern Festival, Miao Fu and Wang Sheng performed cross talk "playing riddles".

2. Wang Sheng

Wang Sheng, whose stage name is Wang Hongsheng, is a famous young crosstalk performer, and studied under Zheng Wenxi, a crosstalk master in Shaanxi.

Secretary-General of Shaanxi Youth Quyi Society (Qingqu Society), deputy director of Shaanxi Youth Quyi Committee, and member of China Quyi Association.

2015 February 19, participated in the CCTV Spring Festival Evening of 2065 438+05, and performed the cross talk "This is not mine" with Miao Fu.

2017 February 1 1, CCTV Lantern Festival, Miao Fu and Wang Sheng performed cross talk "playing riddles".

20 14 Beijing TV Spring Festival Gala performed cross talk "Know Your Business".

Miao Fu, Wang Sheng Miao Fu, Wang Sheng 20 14 CCTV Lantern Festival performed the cross talk "Learning to Be Rich with Five Cars".

201410 June 13, the crosstalk "Full Economy" performed by Miao Fu won the gold medal in the 7th CCTV Crosstalk Competition.

20 15 CCTV Spring Festival Evening performed the crosstalk show "This is not mine", with Miao Fu as the partner.