A simple copy of a hilarious joke

0 1. You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can have both poverty and ugliness, and fat and short can go hand in hand.

02. There are two kinds of looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You belong in the middle, so ugly.

03. The physical examination doctor in the hospital asked me: Have you ever done dangerous sports? I thought about it and answered: Yes, sometimes I talk back to my wife.

04. After several decades, we met again and sent them to the crematorium. All of them were burned to ashes, one for you and one for me. Nobody knew anyone, and all of them were sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

05. "I feel sorry to be my wallet. I have never seen much money in my life." "It's sad to be your mirror. I've never seen anyone in my life."

06. When you feel that you have nothing, you have nothing to love. Look in the mirror, honey, you still have meat!

07. Stop complaining that you can't find a suitable person among1400 million people. You can't find one of the four multiple-choice questions in the exam.

08. When I was a child, I saw my parents quarreling and often struggled. Should I get married when I grow up? It was not until I reached that age that I realized: I really think too much.

09. I went shopping in the supermarket today and saw that the shopping carts of two monks were full. I thought monks were really rich. When I checked out, the cashier asked him if he would pay in cash or by credit card. One of the monks said: We have come to beg alms.

10. Just now, my other half suddenly texted me that we were going to break up. Before I could feel sad, he sent me another sentence, "I'm sorry, I sent it to the wrong person." Scared me to death. I thought we were really breaking up.

1 1. When I was a child, I was called turtle grandson by my grandmother. When I grow up, I am called a rabbit. Now I'm single dog. My life is an animal history!

12. I knew you wouldn't come with me when I reached out, so I tripped over you when I reached out. You really stood up and chased me. So I have to admit: since ancient times, we can't be merciful, and we always win people's hearts.

13. Boys generally say that you are ugly, which means that you are ok, and that you are beautiful, which means that you are really beautiful, because if you meet a really ugly person, he won't talk to you, understand!

14. If someone hates me enough to pay someone to beat me, I want to tell you that if you give me the money, I will even beat myself as long as the money is in place.

15. Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line.