Confident and nonsensical funny words

Fortunately, I am ugly and have not experienced your love and hatred. Below I will share with you some confident and nonsensical funny stories, I hope you like them.

Confident and nonsensical funny words: I suggest you change, your girlfriend is very ordinary

1. Thank you to those who knocked me down, it feels so comfortable to lie down.

2. Live a calm life, eat a little fat, and be calm and stable.

3. Give your future mother-in-law a bad review, the delivery is too slow.

4. Be my girlfriend, and I’ll give you the big sister’s seat in the kindergarten.

5. Life is very difficult, but fortunately I am cute.

6. I tend to be unreasonable unless my husband gives me a hug.

7. I suggest you change. Your girlfriend is very ordinary.

8. Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hatred.

9. Always cute and evil.

10. Fool around and be a charming bastard.

11. Will you protect me like you protect your penis?

12. Even your aunt will leave when you get old, let alone a man.

13. Live for money, the more I have, the happier I am.

14. Taoist priest, don’t forget me.

15. I’m more beautiful than your girlfriend, and I’m sorry about that.

? Some life tips, in case you don’t know

1. When pepper water gets into your eyes, lick a little salt with your tongue and it won’t hurt!

2. When sleeping during menstruation, roll the paper into a small roll and stuff it in the butt crack to prevent leakage.

3. If you have hiccups, take a sip of water and swallow it seven times. I saw it in a book when I was a child. It’s super easy to use.

4. My aunt used contact lens care solution if it got on the bed sheets. Pour it in and let it stay for a minute or two and wipe it off immediately!

5. Open your mouth when instilling eye drops. If something gets into your eyes, just cough a few times and it will be fine.

6. The moment you want to sneeze but can’t, look at a bright place to help sneeze!

7 .If you want to control sneezing when you shouldn't, just rub your philtrum with your fingers. < /p>

10. Cheap facial cleanser can be used for bathing to clean and not slippery

11. If shoes like vans scratch your feet, wear them for a day first until they start to hurt and wear out ( If you can't stand it, wear it half-wear and then walk around), don't continue to wear it the next day, wear it again after a few days until it's almost worn out, a few times in a row, and it won't wear out anymore, it's super comfortable. Another method is to use a 2cm booster pad.

12. Brushing your teeth with warm water will prevent toothache.

13. Get up early and drink a glass of warm water to protect your throat.

14. Yuji point! Just rub it if the cough doesn’t stop. It will stop coughing in a few minutes, especially for children!

15. Supplement more VC when you are about to catch a cold, and you are more likely to catch a cold. It is nipped in the bud, such as drinking a lot of lemon water, and it is effective in personal testing.

It’s quite shocking to talk about the unexpected and full of expectations: maybe I will die tomorrow

1. You always say that if I don’t kiss you, how can I know if it’s soft?

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2. I seem to have a lot of emotions for no reason but I don’t know who to tell them

3. It is not easy to meet people with the same views in this era, so please cherish the people around you

4. The doctor said that I have low blood sugar and I need a sweet word

5. Be happy, my friend, the world is not worth your sorrow

6. I feel more sad every day< /p>

7. Do you know that I am the blessing you have cultivated for several lifetimes?

8. I started smoking because of you. I pity myself

9. mc My brother Yu wears a mink, holds a bag, and hugs a little girl, which is very sexy

10. Actually, it takes a lot of time to miss you.

11. I still remember showing off to you to others

12. You had a lot of fun without me, so you had a good time and don’t come back to make me sad oJBk.

13. Be full of expectations and you might die tomorrow

14. Even your aunt will leave when you get old, let alone a man