What are some humorous topics?

Humorous words when chatting with friends;

1, I can't speak. I stutter when I see many people, like a sheep taking a shit. Please forgive me if it's not to your taste.

2, friends like brothers, men like clothes, brothers can not be broken, clothes change every day!

3. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

Don't count the stars after work every day, but sometimes you can watch the sunrise.

When two people meet, it is either a story or an accident.

6, love you love you I really love you, find a painter to draw for you, draw you on the carpet, hold the carpet and I will hold you!

7, everyone is: I don't know what to do, but I am very deep; Only I am different, I am: money is nowhere to be found, as poor as a church mouse.

8. Never quarrel with your parents, because if you win, you will only be scolded, and if you win, you will only be beaten.

9. One person is busy, one person is tired, one person is worried, one person experiences, one person enjoys and one person is happy.

10, when someone says I am ugly, I don't think so. When more and more people say that I am ugly, I know that there are more and more liars now.

1 1, life is like a trip, you don't have to care about the destination, what you care about is the scenery along the way and the mood of watching the scenery.