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A musician

1. Personal information name: Bai Bi Brooke (or "Bigger" Brooke)

Birthday: April 3rd.

Age: (38 years old 50 years ago) He died at the age of 40 and came back to life one year later. (Oda's answer in SBS is 88 years old, for the same reason as the first sentence)

Birth: Xihai

Height: 266CM (hat about 20 cm)

Weight: 58K

Industry: Head of a country → Acting Captain of Lombardy Pirate &; Swordsmen and musicians → straw hat pirates-musicians

Title: musician and swordsman

Ability: Superman is a resurrected person with the ability of "the fruit of death".

Weapons: crutches and swords

Award: 3300 Vamberley (50 years ago)

Favorite food: milk

Favorite Island: Autumn in Spring Island

Types of fear: ghosts, etc.

Dream: Travel around the world for a week and meet the island whale Rab in the "Big Waterway and Double Gorge".

Seiyuu: Y?ichi Nagashima

First time in comics: 442 words

First time in animation: 337 words

Step 2 introduce

Musicians can play any instrument. Best at piano and violin.

Those who have the ability to come back from the dead have already come back to life once after death.

Although he has become a skeleton, he still has a thick black explosive head, dressed as a gentleman, and his personality is quite lewd and funny. The first thing he said when he met a beautiful woman was, "Can I enjoy your underwear?" .

The unique laughter is "yo, hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe". Because it is a skeleton, it is light, can walk on the sea, and has strong jumping ability.

His crutch is also a sword, so he is also a very powerful swordsman. Although he used to be the head of a country's national security, he could eat, drink, drink tea and even spray nosebleeds, but eating should only be out of habit. Trapped in the Devil's Triangle for almost half a century without eating or drinking, he survived. There will still be smoke on the head after being kicked, and the bones will crack. You can recover by drinking plenty of milk. The crack on your forehead is an old wound before you died.

The biggest dream is to fulfill the promise with Laban on behalf of Lombardy pirates, and meet again in front of the mountain after traveling around the world for a week. There is a sound shell with the last chorus of rumba pirates in the skull. This song has been with him in the foggy sea for 47 years, and now it is also a song for everyone to bring to Bula. However, he gave this song to the Straw Hat Pirate, and he joined in and officially became a member of the Straw Hat Pirate.

3. History

Originally the head of a national guard, he joined the Lombardy Pirate Corps as a swordsman & musician, and later became the acting captain. Because the captain left the plague brought by the Yankees to the pirates, he made an appointment to meet Rab the whale again in Gemini Canyon 50 years ago. Later, I met the enemy in the Magic Triangle and was killed. Because of the ability of Guoguo, when his soul went out of the yellow world and was ready to return to his body, he was lost in the magic triangle for a year, and the body he found had turned into a skeleton, but the explosive head was still there (he himself said that his hair roots were strong). From then on, he can only live as a skeleton. About five years ago, he was robbed of his shadow and accidentally discovered that "salt" can purify zombies. In order to get his shadow back, a large number of zombie soldiers were purified on the island, which made Ghost Island fall into a panic. The result was defeated by the zombie general "Warrior Dragon Horse" with his own shadow, and the shadow finally returned to his feet. After the war of Ghost Island, he learned from Luffy that his partner Rab was safe now.

Brooke: "From today on, my life is in the hands of Captain Luffy, the straw hat pirate!"! Never hold everyone back! Broken bones, liver and brain! "

Step 4 move

"The night is bright and straight"

Spit it out of the crutch sword.

Bottle dance series strike

Made countless spikes from crutches and swords.

Break the curtain on the soldiers

Use crutches to issue swords that can destroy weapons.

Revolutionary dance dance dash

Suddenly and quickly release the chopping sword from the crutch sword.

The song of dawn, the aurora suddenly comes.

With a cane and a sword, the shock wave stung people.

"Nose Song Sanding Swallowtail Chop" (formerly known as Nose Song Sanding Arrow Chop)

Formerly known as "Soul Bandoru", it is Brooke's strongest skill at present. When the crutch sword is split suddenly and quickly, the person who is split will be unconscious, and silently find that he has been knocked down by great momentum and changed his face because of his superb moves.

Lullaby and Waltz

Walking around with a cane and a sword, accompanied by music notation, plays a hypnotic role.

Lei Mingjian's revolutionary dance music March

The evolutionary version of "Revolution Dance dash" is used in "Ghost Island", but it should be combined with the improvisation of Lei Yun and Wu in "Nami".

Only the big slingshot can be displayed, and the side effect is that it will be electrocuted by thunderclouds.

5. Combat record

VS Tara the Spider Monkey

The victory ended with a three-pronged swallow-tailed song.

VS Dragon Warrior Dragon Horse

Failure.

6? 1 VS kidnapping group "flying fish knight"

Victory.

VS "Pacifist" Bear PX-4 (mass production)

Victory. Defeated by all the members of the straw hat regiment.

VS "Pacifist" Bear PX- 1 (mass production)

Failure.

VS Tyrant bartholomew? 6? 1 Bear (one of the seven seas under the king)

Lose, get away with it. (sent to poor countries)

6. Quotes

1. Ah! This beautiful lady! May I admire your underwear?

2. This really gives me the creeps ... although I don't have ... skull jokes.

yo hohohoho ....

4. I am Brooke with only a handful of bones left! Please take care!

When I saw myself, my eyes were scared out ... although I have no eyes. ...

Starting from today, my life will be entrusted to Captain Luffy, a straw hat pirate! Never hold everyone back! Broken into pieces, liver and brain everywhere! "

This is a man's promise.

8. My leg cramps ... Well, although I don't have muscle cramps ... skull jokes.

9. I'm hungry oh. I'm so hungry. I'm going to put my stomach on my back ... although I don't have a stomach and a back ... Skeleton joke.

10. This fall hurt my ass ... although I don't have an ass ... Skeleton joke.

1 1. People can bring joy. You are my joy.

12. I'm really lonely, lonely and scared. Sometimes I really want to die, but I can live for so long.

13. Ah! This really scared my heart out! Although I have no heart. .......

14. Yeah! Cut it off! Don't break my hair! I don't have a scalp, and I can't last long after cutting it!

15. Ah! It really hurts to the bone marrow, although I only have bones!

16. oh I am a pain in the ass! I will scream and cry when I see a ghost! ..... although I don't even have eyes,,,,,,

17. Ah ~ beautiful young lady ~ ... beau ~ ~ ~ TIFUL!

18. This sea area is either a ghost ship or a ghost ship, which really scares me!

19. I can shit.

7. seiyuu

Y?ichi Nagashima