Who has a joke like a brain teaser?

2. What word can never be found in the dictionary?

Before a football match, Xiao Mingcan told the score accurately. Why?

4. What did Xiao Ming say when he visited other people's homes?

Xiao Ming always said that he had an extraordinary memory, but he didn't remember one thing?

6. You didn't do anything, but you were punished?

7. What do vampires fear most?

8. Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famous greedy boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will read first?

9. What does a dentist do?

10. There are ten birds in the forest. Xiao Ming shot and killed one, but the other nine didn't fly away. Why?

1 1. What do stutterers do most often?

12. There are six steamed buns in the basin, each for six children 1, and there is 1 in the basin. Why?

13, Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason?

14, which month has 28 days?

15, do you know what is wrong with sleeping in class?

16. It takes six hours from Beijing to Shanghai by train. After three hours of exercise, where should the train be?

17, I can't buy any books in the bookstore.

18. When will the clock stop?

19. Why didn't anyone fall off the plane and die?

20. Who is sick and never sees a doctor?

2 1, Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper, why does he often look at his classmates?

22. What is unknown, but you don't know me?

23. A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why?

24. When the car turns right, which tire doesn't turn?

25. There are three geometric bodies in the car, namely, a ball, a rectangle and a triangle. What should I put down when going downhill?

26. When the caterpillar came home, he said something to his father, who fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say?

27. The plane fell from the sky. Why is no one hurt?

28. Put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead?

29. Some people in the room are out. Why are there still people?

30. A cow, go north 10 meter, then go west 10 meter, then go south 10 meter, turn right, and ask where the cow's tail faces.

3 1. What should I do if I lose my ID card?

32. A man is walking on a wooden bridge. A tiger is in front and a bear is behind. How did this man get there?

33. Xiao Wang's mother has three sons. Daming is the eldest son, Erming is the second, and what are the names of the third?

34. Mr. Li went to 16 floor for business, but he only took the elevator to 14 floor and then took the stairs. Why?

35. A child and an adult are walking in the dark. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why?

36. Why does a newborn child have only one left eye?

37. There is a fire in the room. Xiaoming can't open the door. How did he get out later?

38. If iron is left outdoors, it will rust. What about gold?

39. Grandpa whom I have never met. What kind of grandfather is he?

40. Why are there no monks in the southern hemisphere?

4 1. A wolf went into the sheepfold and wanted to eat sheep, but why didn't he eat or eat sheep?

42. There is a rooster laying eggs on the roof. Do you think the eggs will fall from the left or the right?

Why do frogs jump higher than trees?

Xiao Wang is a driver. One day, he had an accident while driving. When the police arrived, he found a dead man in the car. Xiao Wang did say that it was none of his business. Why?

45. One pig sells 200 yuan, but why can two pigs sell tens of thousands of RMB?

46. What is the cleanest way to mop the floor?

47. A ship can carry up to 50 people. Now there are 49 people, and another person comes, but the ship sinks. Why?

48. The elephant in the zoo died. Why are the guards crying their eyes out?

Xiao Ming keeps talking all day. Why do you talk less this month?

50. Why do geese fly south?

5 1. Dad usually washes the dishes at dinner, but why doesn't Dad wash the dishes after dinner today?

52. At 7: 07: 07 on July 7, when the moon is empty, what will happen if a rusty embroidery needle is thrown into the bait sea in Yunnan?

53. What did you break? Everyone applauded.

54, a person fell into the sea, why didn't his hair get wet?

55. If the building blocks fall down, they should be rebuilt. What if the house falls down?

56. What is the relationship between your grandfather's son's father, mother's aunt's aunt's uncle and you?

57. Mantis invited centipedes and geckos to his home. When cooking, he found that soy sauce was not hungry. Centipede volunteered to go out to buy, but we haven't seen each other for a long time. What happened?

58. In a convenience store, a horse went to buy 1 bottle of wine and was beaten out. A tiger went to buy two bottles of wine and was also beaten out. A sheep went to buy three bottles of wine, but it came out safely. Why?

59. Why do people close their eyes when they are dead?

60. A circle with a diameter of 10 meter was drawn on the grass, which contained a cow and a stake was inserted in the center. The cow is tied by a rope five meters long. Can cows eat grass outside the pen unless the rope is cut and untied? Why?

6 1, do you know that porridge is more expensive or baked wheat cake is more expensive? Why?

62. Xiaoming eats a master every day. Is he a monster? Why?

63. We all know that putting an elephant in the refrigerator is divided into three steps: 1 Open the refrigerator door; 2 put the elephant in; Close the refrigerator door. Then, would you please put the giraffe in the refrigerator for a few steps?

64. Jack runs fastest. Why did his boss criticize him?

65. What is the most satisfying thing for you?

66. One person, only 12 people in China. What is this thing?

67. The elephant's nose is the longest in the zoo. Who is the second longest?

68. There are many people, three mouths are products, and what are the names of the three ghosts?

1, take color photos 2, typo 3, 0:0 4, make a long-distance call 5, pay back money 6, do homework 7, have cavities 8, see nothing 9, mouth 10, ostrich1,make a long-distance call1. There are 28 days a month, 15, which is not as comfortable as bed, 16, on the track, 17, suicide note, 18, and the clock won't run, which scared me to death. 20. The blind man is 2 1. Xiaoming is a teacher. 22. The sole is broken. 23. The truck driver was there. 27. All are dead. 28. penguins. 29. A man named "All" is out. 30. He faces the ground. 3 1. He picked it up. 32.he fainted. 33. Of course, his name is Xiao Wang. Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on floor 16. 35. Because they are mother and child. 36. People only have one left eye. 42. Cocks can't lay eggs.

43, the tree can't jump 44, Xiao Wang drives a hearse 45, because it is really rare for a pig to have two heads. Push hard because it's a submarine.

Because he thought of digging such a big hole, he might be exhausted. 49, because it was February 50, because I walked too slowly, so I flew. 5 1, he had dinner in the restaurant today. 52, he fell to the bottom of the sea. 54, world record. Because he was bald, he had to run for his life. 56, relatives! 57. When I opened the door, I found the centipede still sitting at the door wearing shoes. 58. I left the door open for 24 hours. 59. Because opening your eyes will scare people to death! 60. The cow was not tied to the stake. 6 1, porridge Things are different. 62. Eat Master Kong! 63. Four steps: 1 Open the refrigerator door; 2 take out the elephant; 3 put the giraffe in; Close the refrigerator door. 64. Escape 65. Socks 66. 12 Zodiac 67. Elephant 68. Call for help