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What are those in the two-part allegorical sayings Come on! Come on!

Eating Coptis chinensis in the middle of the night-secretly complaining

Eating in the middle of the night-I don't know the head and tail

Ring the bell half naked-a blockbuster

Empty as a game.

Crossing the wooden bridge in the middle of the night-be careful step by step

Playing sparrows in the clouds for a long time-air to air.

Hang a Japanese bag in the cloud for a long time-pretend to be crazy (Phoenix)

Lighting a lamp in the cloud for half a day-ingenuity (Figure)

Horse racing in the clouds for half a day-revealing the clues

I can't sneeze for a long time-I feel sick.

Flipped for a long time in the cloud-it will land eventually.

Hang the spatula in the cloud for a long time-the noise (guess) turned over (flew away)

Catch the wind and catch the shadow for a long time-an empty talk

Fly) for a few days

Riding a crane in the clouds for half a day-fly away

A torch in midair-great

A small difference in a day-an endless beginning.

Halfway through, Yang Paifeng-Mom's "R Head"

Frog with tied legs-can't jump.

Put sesame seeds on the scale-it doesn't matter.

Beat the duck with a stick

Beat Yuanyang with a stick-the two are separated

This stick is quite thin.

Metaphor is neither deep nor shallow, and you can't tell good from bad. )

Blow the fire with a stick-I don't know anything.

The stick is rough-one end will fall to the ground.

Bao Gong adjudicates the case fairly.

Bao Gong's hay cutter-denying the people

(metaphor is selfless. )

Bao Gong's yamen-easy to get in but hard to get out.

Bao Gong beheaded Bao Mian-Benevolence and righteousness are paramount.

Wrap a foot wrap around your mouth-it stinks.

Wash your face with a cloth-generous

Wrap jiaozi in rice noodles-you can't pinch a few.

There is sugar in the steamed stuffed bun-the stuffing is showing.

What you don't want people to know is exposed. )

Xiaolongbao and Xiaolongbao form a cage-everyone lives up to expectations.

The contractor supervised the work-he didn't start the work.

Skinned head-it's too explicit.

Settle down in the safe-for safety.

(metaphor to ensure safety. )

This sword is unsheathed-it's extremely sharp.

Baoyu became a monk and never came back.

Jump into the well with the silver ingot-put down your life instead of money.

Embrace the lute into the mill-play the lute to a cow

Watermelon is in your arms-as sure as a gun

The metaphor is very accurate or affirmative. )

Hold the pillow and have a good dream-an empty joy.

Dance with the pillow-have fun

Kiss the robot-you have feelings, he has no intention.

Give bamboo a temper-just blow it.

Fly with suona on your back-blow into the sky

Put seven dollars in two places-no three no four.

Seven strokes to the side-three vertical and four.

Seven know, and six know nothing.

Persimmons born in July-hard to chew; Can't chew

Master painters adjust colors-there are many modes.

Diamond cut diamond, neck and neck.

Blow the trumpet on the flagpole-Ming.

The cavalry won the battle-the horse won.

The cavalry fell into the river-the trip went wrong.

Riding a donkey and reading a songbook-we'll see.

Riding without a whip-kiss up

Ride a horse and look at the light-we'll see.

Ride to the judge-fuck it at once.

Riding a donkey to see the mountain view-we'll see.

Chasing a horse on an ox-far behind.

Count chickens on an elephant-high, high, low, low.

Riding a tiger is hard to see a beautiful woman-insatiable and not afraid of death.

Riding a donkey and watching tricks-we'll see.

Riding a camel and eating steamed stuffed buns-jumping stuffing with joy

Qi Huangong's Old Horse —— Lost and Return.

Hanging bamboo baskets by crane-nothing to say

The car caught fire-it didn't run; Can't run; Feel discouraged

The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.

Car horn-no need to blow; It's not blowing

Torch welding glass-unable to connect

Punch holes in balloons-frustrating

Avalokitesvara-Almighty

Jack.-Come on.

The millstone-there is no second thought

Send goose feathers a thousand miles away-courtesy is light and affection is heavy

The Millennium tree is a century-old pine-deeply rooted.

A thousand-year-old tree as a fire stick-a lout

One thousand days of management and one hundred days of prosperity-from practice.

Morning glory climbed up the tree along the pole.

Leading sheep into the photo studio-going abroad (sheep)

Hold on, hold on-Jiang is opinionated and refuses to persuade.

Guide cattle

Guizhou tigers eat donkeys-beating around the bush

The Tide of Qiantang River-Bullish.

Washing sheets in Qiantang river-great kindness and great compassion

The front foot does not leave the back foot-it is closely connected.

Forefoot and hind foot-never give up.

There is an ambush before, followed by pursuers-a dilemma; There is nowhere to escape; no

There is still room for turning back.

Hanging stones in front, chasing troops behind-a dead end

Putting a raft on the shallows-procrastination; Procrastination; Delay again and again

The gun hit the bull's-eye-a stone hit it a hundred times.

Scorpion on the wall-looking for seam drill

Hang curtains on the wall-no way; Nowhere to go.

Hang a calendar on the wall-change it every day.

There are ears on the wall-they can't hear.

Pigeons on the wall-look in all directions

Sleeping on the wall-it is difficult to turn over; Unable to turn over; Open mind.

Growing Chinese Cabbage on the Wall-Difficult to Hand over (Water)

Robbers are pioneers-thieves cross

The logic of robbers-push your luck

The robber's face-sly eyes

Robber's money-unknown source

The robber's desire-to fill the dissatisfaction

The robber knocked at the door-it would be bad luck to come.

The robber reached out his hand furtively.

Robbers steal stones and grind them-stupid thieves

Put the eggs on the seesaw-get out of here; Fuck off.

Silent wooden drum-heart is too solid

Knocking on wooden fish-from ear to ear; Open your mouth.

Knocking gongs to sell vegetables-one line per tube; One line each.

Knocking gongs to find children-beating boys is a shame

Knocking on the tiger in the mountain city-swearing; Bluff; not at all surprising

Knock nails-set.

The woodcutter sells firewood-sorrow at both ends (salary

Stick a pole in the bridge opening-can't afford it.

Horse racing on the bridge-desperate.

Catch turtles in buckwheat fields-as sure as a gun.

Clever starling's mouth-eloquent.

Coincidentally, his father met his mother-cleverness is cleverness.

Cutting a kitchen knife and shaving your head-it's a close call; Adventure; danger

Thieves break into the house-stealing the beam and replacing the column

Descendants of Qin Gui.-Good boy.

Qin jiao JIU JIU is hot to spicy.

There are many yellow fat horses in Qin Qiong.

Qin Shihuang built the Great Wall-an eternal miracle; Comments on advantages and disadvantages

Aoki as a pole-a hard thick stick

Olive with green skin-bitter first, then sweet.

Oil the bluestone board-it's slippery.

Bluestone nail-hard drill

The frog jumped into the pond-don't understand (plop

The morning sun-full of flames

Honest and upright officials judge cases-whether they are serious or not

Qingshui yamen-impeccable; No dust

Dragonflies hit cobwebs-wings are hard to fly.

Dragonflies fly into cobwebs-life is at stake.

Dragonflies shake trees-they don't move.

Take an umbrella on a sunny day-get ready.

It snows heavily on a sunny day-obviously; clear

The poor carpenter spoke-only one sentence (saw

The life of the poor-hard.

Clam mildew in autumn-only a few days to scream.

Looking at the head of the field after autumn-finding fault (stubble)

Pepper in autumn-black heart; evil

Autumn persimmon-purple red

Fishing carp with earthworms-suck big with small.

Earthworms climb the wall-the waist is not hard

Marry a wife and wear mourning clothes-ten miles of nostalgia is unusual

Throw stones into the spring pit-see the end at a glance

Flea-you have lost yourself; Lose yourself; be invalid

Husband; In vain; waste of money

Dog vigil, chicken morning-each has his own greed; try one's best

Lack of mouth and ears-deaf and dumb

The lame donkey drove the horse away-the farther you chase it.

The ass of lame donkey-evil (oblique) door

A lame frog met a blind mussel moth-he was my brother.

The lame wear patterned shoes-we'll see.

The lame as an officer-improper employment.

The lame man fell and broke his leg-he was depressed.

The lame climb the mountain-step by step is difficult; Take risks; unstable

Cripple hunchback-bow (back bow) knee.

Seven-foot scissors-no three no four

The seven fairies dream.-God knows

The seven main managers are all dead-there is no master.

Ride a donkey and read the books-we'll talk about it then.

Riding a donkey to see the sedan chair-less than the last one, more than the next one.

Snatching cold rice from a beggar's basket-unreasonable.

Cars climb trees-blind.

The car crashed into a ship-this is a rare situation.

Melaleuca as a cheek gang-cheeky

A horse pulling a plow-overqualified.

Thousands of people are in the same boat-* * * one life.

Penny is walking on a paper bridge-she can't get through it.

Count chickens with camels-high, high, low, low

Money in hand and food in mouth-it's hard to raise.

It's no use putting a bow and arrow behind a robber.

Robbers steal stones-stupid thieves

The robber met the thief's grandfather-black eats black.

Hard melon-not sweet

Angle-opening-evil (oblique) door

Swing with the wind

Sleeping on the wall-afraid to turn over

The landscape painting on the wall-on the surface, it looks beautiful.

Draw a tiger on the wall-you can't eat people.

Draw grasshoppers on the wall-you can't jump.

Draw a cat-an eye on the wall.

Hang a chessboard on the wall-you can't keep a penny.

The tortoise hanging on the wall-can't go to heaven, "the factory can't land."

Beauty on the wall-you love her and she doesn't love you.

Reed on the wall weighs more than root.

Silent wooden drum-heart is too solid

Knock gongs to catch sparrows-you can't catch any.

Knocking gongs-putting on airs

Ring the bell without shouting slogans-making a living

Gai Lou on the top of the bridge-up and down.

A bridge is a bridge, and a road is a road-loud and clear.

Buckwheat blooms-white

Buckwheat peeled-single (kernel)

Buckwheat bran oil-out of thin air

Buckwheat skin on the boat-I don't know if it's goods.

Clever father, clever mother-cleverness is cleverness.

Hanging on an eggplant vine-it's hard to die

Qin Gui played the book-to greedy words.

Qin Qiong sells knives, but he has no money in his waist.

Qin Qiong worships michel platini-mistook one for another.

Firecrackers soaked in water-silence

Nail on bluestone board-hard drill bit

Sprinkle lime on the slate-one transparent (green) and two white.

The frog jumped over the threshold-squatted on his ass and hurt his face.

Frogs fall in love-noisy

Frog laughs at tadpole-forgets where he comes from.

Tomb-Sweeping Day went to coax the grave ghost.

Clear water mixed with iron ore-it doesn't work.

Clear water is different from turbid water-good and bad are separated.

Thunder on a sunny day-might as well (prevent

Invite wolves to visit-I'm tired of living.

Green bamboo poles dig holes-the more you dig, the worse you smell.

Poor as a paulownia tree in winter-a bachelor

The poor complain that they will lose.

The poor buy rice-just ask (L.

After autumn, I went to other places-to find fault.

Flies after autumn-there's nothing to live for.

Bonzi field after autumn-hard slag (stubble)

Luffa after autumn-stomach (silk)

Autumn fans-no one asked

Peeling jute in autumn-it's all a matter of wrangling

Chrysanthemums in Autumn-Withstand Wind and Frost

Dew in autumn-things in the morning

Pepper in autumn-black heart

Carp in autumn-so fat

Earthworms wear hats-rustic.

You can't marry a woman if you marry a daughter-in-law.

Marry a daughter-in-law and wear mourning clothes-wedding and funeral wedding

Marry a daughter-in-law-double happiness

Flea-it's yourself who suffers.

No root cutting Raft-I don't want you.

Shrimp without tail-can't lift big waves

The ass of lame donkey-the crooked road of evil (oblique) gate

Lame duck-can't fight.

The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other's strengths.

The lame take the mountain road-stagger.

Joke humor-> & gt xiehouyu

Uneven dyeing of cloth-unexpected

The cloth in the dyehouse-at the mercy of others; Be at the mercy of others

Dyers go downstream-at the mercy of big shots.

Let cantaloupe find bitter gourd-ask for it; Created for oneself

The chattering crow-full of the same old tune; hackneyed theme

Hot pot popcorn-jumping around; Look healthy and lively.

A steamer on a hot pot-so angry

Hot face meets cold towel-heartless

Hot hoofed horse-restless

People killed dogs-a strange thing; Strange thing

People wear fancy clothes when they are old-they are old and handsome.

People jump out of windows, not doors.

People ride horses, I ride donkeys, and there is a cart behind me-that's not enough.

Be content with the status quo and don't be aggressive.

There are countless hairs on people.

Scabies on the head-a problem

People are under the eaves-they have to bow their heads.

Satellite in the sky-missing; (of sounds) very loud.

Throw down the begging basket and beat the beggar-forget one's roots

Throw away the hammer and go ahead-choose the light one and be afraid of the heavy one.

The sun rises and the mountains and rivers flow backwards-an anecdote on earth; There are many strange things.

Buying and selling in the meat case-haggle over every ounce

Cook Yuanxiao with broth (meat) eggs.

The meatballs fell into the coal pile-it was dark.

Tathagata is empty (fart)-good air.

Tathagata palm somersault-can't jump out

Tathagata governs the Monkey King-the strong have the strong hand.

Bury sorghum-every day.

Sorghum in Autumn-Lao Laihong

Pomegranate in autumn-many ideas; Many ideas

A wimp got stuck in his throat-tongue-tied.

Persimmons on Soft Jujube (Black Jujube) Trees —— A Case of Small Things (Persimmons)

Dye vat of dyehouse-at the mercy of others

Dale's gift.-I can't get it.

Let the kidnapper deliver this letter-it's out of date.

Let the sheep see the vegetable garden-ask for it.

Duck in hot pot -Wobo

The steamer on the hot pot-I'm so angry

Stir-fried beans in hot pot-cook and jump.

Smoking charcoal in hot pot-snubbing

Hot water bottle temper-cold outside and hot inside

Tie the rope to the thermos-the water level is limited.

Pulling out a person's hair is harmless.

Artificial bezoar clothing supplies

Throw away the crutches and bow-brother, brother.

The sun rises in the west-impossible.

Meat buns hit dogs-never look back

Drumming with bones-it's a bit of a five-meat, six-vegetable flavor.

The palm of the Tathagata-no one can escape.

Ruyige's face-worthless

Turtles enter the market-when you have to shrink your head.