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What are those in the two-part allegorical sayings Come on! Come on!
Eating in the middle of the night-I don't know the head and tail
Ring the bell half naked-a blockbuster
Empty as a game.
Crossing the wooden bridge in the middle of the night-be careful step by step
Playing sparrows in the clouds for a long time-air to air.
Hang a Japanese bag in the cloud for a long time-pretend to be crazy (Phoenix)
Lighting a lamp in the cloud for half a day-ingenuity (Figure)
Horse racing in the clouds for half a day-revealing the clues
I can't sneeze for a long time-I feel sick.
Flipped for a long time in the cloud-it will land eventually.
Hang the spatula in the cloud for a long time-the noise (guess) turned over (flew away)
Catch the wind and catch the shadow for a long time-an empty talk
Fly) for a few days
Riding a crane in the clouds for half a day-fly away
A torch in midair-great
A small difference in a day-an endless beginning.
Halfway through, Yang Paifeng-Mom's "R Head"
Frog with tied legs-can't jump.
Put sesame seeds on the scale-it doesn't matter.
Beat the duck with a stick
Beat Yuanyang with a stick-the two are separated
This stick is quite thin.
Metaphor is neither deep nor shallow, and you can't tell good from bad. )
Blow the fire with a stick-I don't know anything.
The stick is rough-one end will fall to the ground.
Bao Gong adjudicates the case fairly.
Bao Gong's hay cutter-denying the people
(metaphor is selfless. )
Bao Gong's yamen-easy to get in but hard to get out.
Bao Gong beheaded Bao Mian-Benevolence and righteousness are paramount.
Wrap a foot wrap around your mouth-it stinks.
Wash your face with a cloth-generous
Wrap jiaozi in rice noodles-you can't pinch a few.
There is sugar in the steamed stuffed bun-the stuffing is showing.
What you don't want people to know is exposed. )
Xiaolongbao and Xiaolongbao form a cage-everyone lives up to expectations.
The contractor supervised the work-he didn't start the work.
Skinned head-it's too explicit.
Settle down in the safe-for safety.
(metaphor to ensure safety. )
This sword is unsheathed-it's extremely sharp.
Baoyu became a monk and never came back.
Jump into the well with the silver ingot-put down your life instead of money.
Embrace the lute into the mill-play the lute to a cow
Watermelon is in your arms-as sure as a gun
The metaphor is very accurate or affirmative. )
Hold the pillow and have a good dream-an empty joy.
Dance with the pillow-have fun
Kiss the robot-you have feelings, he has no intention.
Give bamboo a temper-just blow it.
Fly with suona on your back-blow into the sky
Put seven dollars in two places-no three no four.
Seven strokes to the side-three vertical and four.
Seven know, and six know nothing.
Persimmons born in July-hard to chew; Can't chew
Master painters adjust colors-there are many modes.
Diamond cut diamond, neck and neck.
Blow the trumpet on the flagpole-Ming.
The cavalry won the battle-the horse won.
The cavalry fell into the river-the trip went wrong.
Riding a donkey and reading a songbook-we'll see.
Riding without a whip-kiss up
Ride a horse and look at the light-we'll see.
Ride to the judge-fuck it at once.
Riding a donkey to see the mountain view-we'll see.
Chasing a horse on an ox-far behind.
Count chickens on an elephant-high, high, low, low.
Riding a tiger is hard to see a beautiful woman-insatiable and not afraid of death.
Riding a donkey and watching tricks-we'll see.
Riding a camel and eating steamed stuffed buns-jumping stuffing with joy
Qi Huangong's Old Horse —— Lost and Return.
Hanging bamboo baskets by crane-nothing to say
The car caught fire-it didn't run; Can't run; Feel discouraged
The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.
Car horn-no need to blow; It's not blowing
Torch welding glass-unable to connect
Punch holes in balloons-frustrating
Avalokitesvara-Almighty
Jack.-Come on.
The millstone-there is no second thought
Send goose feathers a thousand miles away-courtesy is light and affection is heavy
The Millennium tree is a century-old pine-deeply rooted.
A thousand-year-old tree as a fire stick-a lout
One thousand days of management and one hundred days of prosperity-from practice.
Morning glory climbed up the tree along the pole.
Leading sheep into the photo studio-going abroad (sheep)
Hold on, hold on-Jiang is opinionated and refuses to persuade.
Guide cattle
Guizhou tigers eat donkeys-beating around the bush
The Tide of Qiantang River-Bullish.
Washing sheets in Qiantang river-great kindness and great compassion
The front foot does not leave the back foot-it is closely connected.
Forefoot and hind foot-never give up.
There is an ambush before, followed by pursuers-a dilemma; There is nowhere to escape; no
There is still room for turning back.
Hanging stones in front, chasing troops behind-a dead end
Putting a raft on the shallows-procrastination; Procrastination; Delay again and again
The gun hit the bull's-eye-a stone hit it a hundred times.
Scorpion on the wall-looking for seam drill
Hang curtains on the wall-no way; Nowhere to go.
Hang a calendar on the wall-change it every day.
There are ears on the wall-they can't hear.
Pigeons on the wall-look in all directions
Sleeping on the wall-it is difficult to turn over; Unable to turn over; Open mind.
Growing Chinese Cabbage on the Wall-Difficult to Hand over (Water)
Robbers are pioneers-thieves cross
The logic of robbers-push your luck
The robber's face-sly eyes
Robber's money-unknown source
The robber's desire-to fill the dissatisfaction
The robber knocked at the door-it would be bad luck to come.
The robber reached out his hand furtively.
Robbers steal stones and grind them-stupid thieves
Put the eggs on the seesaw-get out of here; Fuck off.
Silent wooden drum-heart is too solid
Knocking on wooden fish-from ear to ear; Open your mouth.
Knocking gongs to sell vegetables-one line per tube; One line each.
Knocking gongs to find children-beating boys is a shame
Knocking on the tiger in the mountain city-swearing; Bluff; not at all surprising
Knock nails-set.
The woodcutter sells firewood-sorrow at both ends (salary
Stick a pole in the bridge opening-can't afford it.
Horse racing on the bridge-desperate.
Catch turtles in buckwheat fields-as sure as a gun.
Clever starling's mouth-eloquent.
Coincidentally, his father met his mother-cleverness is cleverness.
Cutting a kitchen knife and shaving your head-it's a close call; Adventure; danger
Thieves break into the house-stealing the beam and replacing the column
Descendants of Qin Gui.-Good boy.
Qin jiao JIU JIU is hot to spicy.
There are many yellow fat horses in Qin Qiong.
Qin Shihuang built the Great Wall-an eternal miracle; Comments on advantages and disadvantages
Aoki as a pole-a hard thick stick
Olive with green skin-bitter first, then sweet.
Oil the bluestone board-it's slippery.
Bluestone nail-hard drill
The frog jumped into the pond-don't understand (plop
The morning sun-full of flames
Honest and upright officials judge cases-whether they are serious or not
Qingshui yamen-impeccable; No dust
Dragonflies hit cobwebs-wings are hard to fly.
Dragonflies fly into cobwebs-life is at stake.
Dragonflies shake trees-they don't move.
Take an umbrella on a sunny day-get ready.
It snows heavily on a sunny day-obviously; clear
The poor carpenter spoke-only one sentence (saw
The life of the poor-hard.
Clam mildew in autumn-only a few days to scream.
Looking at the head of the field after autumn-finding fault (stubble)
Pepper in autumn-black heart; evil
Autumn persimmon-purple red
Fishing carp with earthworms-suck big with small.
Earthworms climb the wall-the waist is not hard
Marry a wife and wear mourning clothes-ten miles of nostalgia is unusual
Throw stones into the spring pit-see the end at a glance
Flea-you have lost yourself; Lose yourself; be invalid
Husband; In vain; waste of money
Dog vigil, chicken morning-each has his own greed; try one's best
Lack of mouth and ears-deaf and dumb
The lame donkey drove the horse away-the farther you chase it.
The ass of lame donkey-evil (oblique) door
A lame frog met a blind mussel moth-he was my brother.
The lame wear patterned shoes-we'll see.
The lame as an officer-improper employment.
The lame man fell and broke his leg-he was depressed.
The lame climb the mountain-step by step is difficult; Take risks; unstable
Cripple hunchback-bow (back bow) knee.
Seven-foot scissors-no three no four
The seven fairies dream.-God knows
The seven main managers are all dead-there is no master.
Ride a donkey and read the books-we'll talk about it then.
Riding a donkey to see the sedan chair-less than the last one, more than the next one.
Snatching cold rice from a beggar's basket-unreasonable.
Cars climb trees-blind.
The car crashed into a ship-this is a rare situation.
Melaleuca as a cheek gang-cheeky
A horse pulling a plow-overqualified.
Thousands of people are in the same boat-* * * one life.
Penny is walking on a paper bridge-she can't get through it.
Count chickens with camels-high, high, low, low
Money in hand and food in mouth-it's hard to raise.
It's no use putting a bow and arrow behind a robber.
Robbers steal stones-stupid thieves
The robber met the thief's grandfather-black eats black.
Hard melon-not sweet
Angle-opening-evil (oblique) door
Swing with the wind
Sleeping on the wall-afraid to turn over
The landscape painting on the wall-on the surface, it looks beautiful.
Draw a tiger on the wall-you can't eat people.
Draw grasshoppers on the wall-you can't jump.
Draw a cat-an eye on the wall.
Hang a chessboard on the wall-you can't keep a penny.
The tortoise hanging on the wall-can't go to heaven, "the factory can't land."
Beauty on the wall-you love her and she doesn't love you.
Reed on the wall weighs more than root.
Silent wooden drum-heart is too solid
Knock gongs to catch sparrows-you can't catch any.
Knocking gongs-putting on airs
Ring the bell without shouting slogans-making a living
Gai Lou on the top of the bridge-up and down.
A bridge is a bridge, and a road is a road-loud and clear.
Buckwheat blooms-white
Buckwheat peeled-single (kernel)
Buckwheat bran oil-out of thin air
Buckwheat skin on the boat-I don't know if it's goods.
Clever father, clever mother-cleverness is cleverness.
Hanging on an eggplant vine-it's hard to die
Qin Gui played the book-to greedy words.
Qin Qiong sells knives, but he has no money in his waist.
Qin Qiong worships michel platini-mistook one for another.
Firecrackers soaked in water-silence
Nail on bluestone board-hard drill bit
Sprinkle lime on the slate-one transparent (green) and two white.
The frog jumped over the threshold-squatted on his ass and hurt his face.
Frogs fall in love-noisy
Frog laughs at tadpole-forgets where he comes from.
Tomb-Sweeping Day went to coax the grave ghost.
Clear water mixed with iron ore-it doesn't work.
Clear water is different from turbid water-good and bad are separated.
Thunder on a sunny day-might as well (prevent
Invite wolves to visit-I'm tired of living.
Green bamboo poles dig holes-the more you dig, the worse you smell.
Poor as a paulownia tree in winter-a bachelor
The poor complain that they will lose.
The poor buy rice-just ask (L.
After autumn, I went to other places-to find fault.
Flies after autumn-there's nothing to live for.
Bonzi field after autumn-hard slag (stubble)
Luffa after autumn-stomach (silk)
Autumn fans-no one asked
Peeling jute in autumn-it's all a matter of wrangling
Chrysanthemums in Autumn-Withstand Wind and Frost
Dew in autumn-things in the morning
Pepper in autumn-black heart
Carp in autumn-so fat
Earthworms wear hats-rustic.
You can't marry a woman if you marry a daughter-in-law.
Marry a daughter-in-law and wear mourning clothes-wedding and funeral wedding
Marry a daughter-in-law-double happiness
Flea-it's yourself who suffers.
No root cutting Raft-I don't want you.
Shrimp without tail-can't lift big waves
The ass of lame donkey-the crooked road of evil (oblique) gate
Lame duck-can't fight.
The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other's strengths.
The lame take the mountain road-stagger.
Joke humor-> & gt xiehouyu
Uneven dyeing of cloth-unexpected
The cloth in the dyehouse-at the mercy of others; Be at the mercy of others
Dyers go downstream-at the mercy of big shots.
Let cantaloupe find bitter gourd-ask for it; Created for oneself
The chattering crow-full of the same old tune; hackneyed theme
Hot pot popcorn-jumping around; Look healthy and lively.
A steamer on a hot pot-so angry
Hot face meets cold towel-heartless
Hot hoofed horse-restless
People killed dogs-a strange thing; Strange thing
People wear fancy clothes when they are old-they are old and handsome.
People jump out of windows, not doors.
People ride horses, I ride donkeys, and there is a cart behind me-that's not enough.
Be content with the status quo and don't be aggressive.
There are countless hairs on people.
Scabies on the head-a problem
People are under the eaves-they have to bow their heads.
Satellite in the sky-missing; (of sounds) very loud.
Throw down the begging basket and beat the beggar-forget one's roots
Throw away the hammer and go ahead-choose the light one and be afraid of the heavy one.
The sun rises and the mountains and rivers flow backwards-an anecdote on earth; There are many strange things.
Buying and selling in the meat case-haggle over every ounce
Cook Yuanxiao with broth (meat) eggs.
The meatballs fell into the coal pile-it was dark.
Tathagata is empty (fart)-good air.
Tathagata palm somersault-can't jump out
Tathagata governs the Monkey King-the strong have the strong hand.
Bury sorghum-every day.
Sorghum in Autumn-Lao Laihong
Pomegranate in autumn-many ideas; Many ideas
A wimp got stuck in his throat-tongue-tied.
Persimmons on Soft Jujube (Black Jujube) Trees —— A Case of Small Things (Persimmons)
Dye vat of dyehouse-at the mercy of others
Dale's gift.-I can't get it.
Let the kidnapper deliver this letter-it's out of date.
Let the sheep see the vegetable garden-ask for it.
Duck in hot pot -Wobo
The steamer on the hot pot-I'm so angry
Stir-fried beans in hot pot-cook and jump.
Smoking charcoal in hot pot-snubbing
Hot water bottle temper-cold outside and hot inside
Tie the rope to the thermos-the water level is limited.
Pulling out a person's hair is harmless.
Artificial bezoar clothing supplies
Throw away the crutches and bow-brother, brother.
The sun rises in the west-impossible.
Meat buns hit dogs-never look back
Drumming with bones-it's a bit of a five-meat, six-vegetable flavor.
The palm of the Tathagata-no one can escape.
Ruyige's face-worthless
Turtles enter the market-when you have to shrink your head.
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