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The order in which Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden

●Chapter 41: Tea tasting in Cuicui Temple, plum blossoms, snow, Yihongyuan robbery and encounter with female locusts

Grandma Liu’s wine recipe was fresh and wild, making everyone burst into laughter. stand up. But Sister Feng still thought the teasing was not enough, so she took out a large set of cups and poured Grandma Liu a glass of wine. Fortunately, Mrs. Jia stopped her, but Grandma Liu was still coaxed to drink a large cup. Grandma Liu's trip was indeed an eye-opener. The eggplant served with more than a dozen chickens and all kinds of novel snacks were a real treat for her.

After drinking and eating tea, Jia Mu led Grandma Liu and others to Cucui Nunnery. Miaoyu cooked tea herself and served Laojunmei boiled in rainwater to Jia Mu. Then La Daichai went to the ear room and took out two precious cups for them to use, but gave Baoyu his daily green jade cup. Baoyu knew that Miaoyu loved cleanliness, so after leaving, he ordered the servants to carry water and put it outside the mountain gate for Miaoyu to wash the floor, which won Miaoyu's approval.

Grandma Liu drank a lot of wine and ate greasy food. After a period of diarrhea, she walked to Baoyu's bedroom in a daze. When she saw the exquisite bed tent, she leaned over and fell asleep. The fart smell spread throughout the room. Fortunately, Xiren found out and took care of things in time, so Baoyu didn't know about it.

●Chapter 42: Heng Wujunlan Fang solves doubts and indulges in Xiaoxiangzi's elegant banquet and supplements the fragrance

Because she wandered in the garden for too long, Jia Mu had a cold, so she He did not send Grandma Liu out in person. But Grandma Liu's trip was indeed in vain. She got more than a hundred taels of silver, a lot of clothes, silks and satin, fruits and snacks, and left satisfied. Before leaving, Grandma Liu named Sister Feng's daughter "Sister Qiao".

After breakfast, Daiyu was called into the room by Baochai to "reprimand" her. It turned out that Daiyu actually quoted words from "The Peony Pavilion" and "The Romance of the West Chamber" during the drinking ceremony yesterday. Baochai "teaches" Daiyu not to let her temperament be changed by miscellaneous books, "then she will be hopeless." Daiyu knew that she was wrong and humbly accepted Baochai's teaching that "it is virtue for a woman to have no talent". Then the two were invited to Li Wan's place and learned that Xichun had asked for leave from the Poetry Society because he was ordered to paint. Everyone traced the origin and complained about Grandma Liu. Daiyu had a clever tongue and jokingly called Grandma Liu "Mother Locust". She also teased Xichun that it would take two years to complete the painting, causing everyone to scold her for being naughty. Baochai's comments made Daiyu's mouth "narrow" to the extreme. She not only named Xichun's painting "Chewing Locusts", but also joked after Baochai gave Xichun a list of materials. She said that Baochai was making a dowry list, so Baochai pinned her down on the bed and tried to twist her mouth.

●Chapter 43: Having fun and saving money to celebrate your birthday. If you don’t have love, you can gather earth to make incense.

Jia Mu proposed to celebrate Sister Feng’s birthday. The method is to collect contributions. Mrs. Xing was also called. Jia Mu took the lead with twenty taels. Jia Mu ordered You to handle the matter with full authority. Youshi sympathized with Ping'er, Yuanyang, Aunt Zhou, Aunt Zhao and others, and secretly returned their shares to them. Sister Feng promised to help Li Wan in front of Jia's mother, but later refused.

Early that morning, Baoyu secretly went to Shuixian Temple on the outskirts of the city in plain clothes and burned incense to pay homage to Jinchuaner, who committed suicide by throwing himself into a well. What’s interesting is that although the young man Mingyan didn’t know who the victim was, he caught Baoyu’s feelings and said something silly, “May the second master become a girl in his next life, and don’t let such a man be born again.” Baoyu laughed. Baoyu went out secretly, which made the whole family extremely anxious and uneasy while listening to the play. They didn't feel relieved until Baoyu came back. Jia's mother threatened her by saying, "I'll beat you if I tell you."

●Chapter 44: An unexpected incident occurs and Sister Feng throws jealousy and Ping'er is overjoyed

Only Daiyu has a slight guess about Baoyu's sacrifice to Jinchuaner, so she takes advantage of the opportunity. Huantouer, who was watching the show, ridiculed him. Sister Feng's birthday party continued, and everyone from Youshi, the sisters, and the girls toasted her. She couldn't refuse, but she drank too much, so she wanted to go home and rest for a while. Unexpectedly, Jia Lian was having an affair with Bao Er's wife. Although he sent a little girl to look out, she was still caught by Sister Feng. Sister Feng was so jealous that she took it out on Ping'er first and caught the two Bao's fighting. Jia Lian was furious and chased Sister Feng with a sword. Jia's mother scolded her and left Sister Feng to spend the night at her place. Ping'er was also taken to Yihongyuan. Baoyu first apologized to Jia Lian for her fault, and then took out the rouge jewelry to wait on Ping'er to do her makeup.

Early the next morning, Mrs. Xing took Jia Lian to Jia's mother to apologize. Jia Mu forced him to apologize to Sister Feng and He'er respectively, and scolded him a few more times before they reconciled and went home. He also heard that Bao's second daughter-in-law had hanged herself, so Jia Lian secretly sent away two hundred taels of silver. Fortunately, Wang Ziteng helped, and the matter was resolved.

●Chapter 45: Jinlan Qi mutually dissects Jinlan language. Wind and rain evening suppresses wind and rain poems

Sister Feng was comforting Ping'er when she suddenly saw Li Wan and his sisters coming to visit. They nominally asked Sister Feng to be the censor of the poetry club, but Sister Feng understood that they were asking her for money, so they had to agree to contribute fifty taels. While everyone was talking and laughing, the mother of the housekeeper Lai Da came to invite Jia Mu and others to go to her house to drink and watch a show because her grandson had been promoted. By the way, she begged Sister Feng for Zhou Rui's erring son.

Because Daiyu traveled a few more times this autumn, her cough became worse than before. Baochai came to see Daiyu and asked her to see a doctor. Daiyu said, "Life and death are determined by fate, and wealth is in heaven." It cannot be done by human power. Baochai thought that her prescription was too hot and she should eat some bird's nest. Daiyu was deeply moved and told Baochai about the inconveniences caused by her sojourn. Baochai understood Daiyu's troubles very well and took some from her own home. Give her the bird's nest. The long autumn night made Daiyu feel something in her heart, so she composed a poem named "Wind and Rainy Evening in the Autumn Window" after "Moonlight Night on the Spring River". Just as she put down her pen, Baoyu came to see her wearing a raincoat and a hat. Seeing that it was getting late, Daiyu hurriedly urged him to go back and rest before falling asleep herself.

●Chapter 46: Embarrassing people are bound to be embarrassed. The Yuanyang girl vows to never marry her.

Jia She didn’t know when he fell in love with Yuanyang, so he ordered Mrs. Xing to ask Jia’s mother for her. Be a concubine. Mrs. Mrs. Seeing that Mrs. Xing was a little unhappy, he thought of a way to ask her to speak on her own, while Sister Feng made excuses to avoid herself. However, what puzzled Mrs. Jia's mother was furious and deeply hated her son's greed and his wife's stupidity.

After Mrs. So when Yuanyang's sister-in-law was sent to be a lobbyist, she was offended not only by Yuanyang, but also by Xiren Ping'er.

●Chapter 47: The Dumb King flirted and was beaten, and Leng Langjun was afraid of the misfortune and left his hometown.

Everyone was at Jia Mu’s place. When they heard that Mrs. Xing was coming, they all knew what was going on. avoided. Jia's mother was still angry, so she reprimanded Mrs. Xing for "three obediences and four virtues" and "being too virtuous", explaining the importance of mandarin ducks to herself, Mrs. Wang and Sister Feng. After scolding her for a while, Mrs. Xing did not dare to reply and just stood aside to wait. It wasn't until Sister Feng, Aunt Xue and others played cards with Jia Mu and told a few jokes that the old lady's mood improved. It happened that Jia Lian came over to invite Mrs. Xing, but Jia's mother saw him and scolded him. Jia She "lost a handful of rice when he failed to steal the chicken", so he reluctantly spent 800 taels of silver to buy Yanhong as his concubine.

The next day, Jia Mu and others visited Lai Da's house. Baoyu met Liu Xianglian there and talked about building Qin Zhong's grave. And Xue Pan knew that Liu Xianglian was suave and had always wanted to seduce him. Finally got the chance today. Liu Xianglian felt insulted in her heart, but remained calm and made an appointment with Xue Pan to meet on the bridge outside the north gate. Xue Pan arrived excitedly, but was beaten by Liu Xianglian for a long time. His clothes were in pieces and his face was swollen and bruised. Only then did he realize that he had recognized the wrong person. Aunt Xue wanted to sue the officials to arrest Liu Xianglian, but Baochai persuaded her to stop her.

●Chapter 48: Indiscriminate love and mistaken thoughts about entertainment Muya Nuya’s collection of bitter poems

Xue Pan’s injury has gradually improved, but he still pretends to be ill and refuses to see his relatives and friends. . One day, it suddenly occurred to me that pretending to be sick is not a long-term solution. It would be better to go out for a year and a half and then come back in the name of doing business. Aunt Xue was afraid that he would cause trouble and didn't want him to go, but she couldn't resist, so she agreed. After Xue Pan left, Baochai begged her mother to bring Xiangling to the garden to keep her company. As soon as Xiangling arrived at Hengwuyuan, she met Ping'er who was looking for medicine to cure stick sores. It turned out that Jia She was interested in some ancient fans passed down from Shi Duazi's family and ordered Jia Lian to get them.

It's a shame that the stone idiot refused to sell it, but Jia Yucun later blackmailed him into arrears of official silver, so he got the fan. Jia She therefore complained that Jia Lian was incompetent. Jia Lian muttered a few words and received a good beating from his father.

After Xiangling settled in the garden, Daiyu volunteered to teach Xiangling how to write poetry. Xiangling was originally a savvy person, and he studied hard and thought hard, so he was quite good at reading poetry. Because the first and second poems were not done very well, I went crazy and actually got eight lines of poems in my dream.

●Chapter 49: The Glazed World: White Snow, Red Plums, Fat and Pink, Xiangwa cuts fishy meat and eats mutton

Early the next morning, Xiangling wrote down the words she had learned in her dream. Received unanimous approval from everyone. While they were talking, the girls heard that a group of relatives had arrived. It turned out to be Mrs. Come together. Everyone was very happy, especially Baoyu, who was even more excited and sighed. Jia's mother especially loved Bao Qin and forced her wife to recognize her as her goddaughter. Everyone thought this would arouse Dai Yu's jealousy, but Dai Yu was unaware of it. When Bao Yu asked for the reason, she realized that the suspicion between Dai Chai had been resolved.

Due to the crowds and the first snowfall in winter, everyone decided to set up a poetry club in Luxue'an. It was snowing heavily, and except for Xiuyan, everyone wore the same color cloaks of red gorilla felt and feather satin, which looked very neat. Xiangyun and Baoyu were even more creative and even grilled and eaten raw venison. Ping'er was also lucky enough to join, but the bracelet she took off was strangely missing one.

●Chapter 50: Luxue'an's couplets and poems, Nuanxiangwu Yazhi's spring lantern riddles

Everyone came to the pit room and started to couplets according to the title. Although Sister Feng has never been very illiterate, she made a good start with the sentence "The north wind blew hard all night." Then everyone rushed to show off their talents. Especially Xiangyun, Daiyu, and Baoqin, they were fighting for each other without giving in. As a result of the evaluation, Baoyu naturally failed again, so Li Wan sent him to Caocui Temple to ask for a red plum from Miaoyu. Baoyu lived up to expectations and brought a large branch of plum blossoms. So Xing Xiuyan, Li Wen, Bao Qin, and Bao Yu each composed a song "Ode to Red Plum Blossoms". In the midst of the excitement, Jia Mu came over and led everyone to Xichun's house to keep warm and play riddles. It's a pity that Xichun's painting is still unfinished, and Jia Mu is urging her anxiously. Later, Sister Feng and Aunt Xue came over, and everyone joked for a while. Just as Baoyu and Baoqin came back from picking plum blossoms under the snow, Jia's mother asked Baoqin's birth date, which seemed to mean Baoyu's marriage. Aunt Xue tactfully told Jia Mu that Bao Qin was engaged. The next day, everyone gathered in Nuanxiangwu again and played a game of guessing lantern riddles.