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Chinese character joke
"Hey" said to "Qu": Brother, did you sell fake wine? Why is industry and commerce closed again?
"Convex" said to "concave": Although our rooms are different, the area is not bad.
"Bye-bye" said to "Fen": Why does an official have a shelf and his little hand is still carrying it?
"Ugly" said to "Niu": Live well with her. It's not easy to find such a woman.
"Towel" said to "coin": son. If you put on a doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times.
The "ruler" said to "do": Sister, the results have come out. You are pregnant with twins.
The minister said to the giant: the same area as you. I have three rooms and two halls.
Jing said to Pin: Didn't you decorate your house?
Lu said to Chang: Compared with you, my house is a fence.
"Zi" said to "Mu": Did your company lay off staff?
"Qian" said to "Sun": It's sunny, why not wear a straw hat?
"Man" said to "Man": Unlike you young people, you can hardly walk without crutches.
"Do" says to "Do": Balance is the last word!
"Bing" said to "Qiu": You see how cruel the war is, and both legs are blown off!
"Zhan" said to "Dian": Did you buy a car?
"Dan" said to "Dan": timid, but also hire bodyguards?
"Da" said to "Tai": It's actually very simple to do hernia surgery.
"Tian" said to "Yue": It's time to lose weight.
Man said to Cong: Why haven't you had the separation operation yet?
"Earth" said to "Ugly": Don't think that wearing a shawl will look good, but it is still old-fashioned in the bones.
"Inch" said to "Guo": Grandpa, did you buy a recliner?
"You" said to "A": Is it tiring to practice one finger meditation like this?
Mu said to Shu: If you have a mole on your face, consider yourself a beautiful woman.
The fork said to you: When did you get your face fixed? What is the mole on your face?
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