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"Debate"
The topic of the debate is "Is it better to laugh or cry?"
I think this topic is pretty good. I don't know if it will satisfy you. Request,
If you think it’s acceptable, just accept it. If you think it’s not good enough, just treat it as just an opinion from me. Haha
Host: Dear audience friends at the scene and in front of the TV, hello everyone. Here is the final of the Pentium New Era Cup Debate Competition hosted by Intel Corporation. After the game, if you think the positive side has won, please show the palm of your hand; if you think the negative side has won, please show the back of your hand. If everyone agrees with my proposal, please applaud it. Thanks! (Bow, then walk to the chair) Okay, before the debate officially begins, let me give you a brief introduction. Sitting on my right is Zhengfang: the Needlepointer team.
Fang 123: Hello, classmates!
Host: Sitting on my left is the opponent: Dai Paier’s representative team.
Opposition 123: Hello everyone!
Moderator: Today’s debate topic was proposed by me. The positive point of view is that laughing is better than crying, and the negative point of view is that crying is better than laughing.
(Both sides started "pre-war meetings" separately)
Moderator: (Ringing the bell) Silence! Now let me do a simple interview. (Walk to the side of front 1) Hello, Qiu Dongdong.
Positive 1: Hello, Chairman.
Host: Are you nervous now?
Positive 1: Don’t be nervous!
Moderator: Why?
True 1: I have participated in court debates!
Host: Oh, you have been in a lawsuit!
Positive 1: Yes!
Moderator: What was the result?
Positive 1: Lost.
Moderator: Lost? Then you have to work hard today!
Positive 1: Don’t worry! We will definitely win this lawsuit today!
Host: Okay, okay, (go to the opposite side) Hello Zhang Jin.
Anti-1: Hello, Chairman.
Moderator: Is this your first time participating in such a debate?
Anti-1: Yes, the first time.
Moderator: Are you confident in your debate?
Anti-1: Yes!
Moderator: Why?
Reverse 1: I often quarreled with people when I was a child!
Host: Quarrel! ? Then our debate today is not a quarrel! (Walks back) Okay, debaters, please pay attention! Seize the time and concentrate, let's... well, this is a bit quarrelsome, and our eyes are as wide as buns! Relax! Okay, I declare that the debate has officially begun. First, I would like to invite the affirmative to make an opening statement!
Positive 1: Chief Judge! Judge people! Eyewitnesses! defendant! ...
Host: Hey, you have to go, you have to go, you have to go... Okay! Are you still using this place as a court?
Positive 1: Then what should I do...
Moderator: You should call me the chairman and call them the opposing debate partners!
Positive 1: Oh, that’s right.
Moderator: Start again!
Positive 1: Chairman, comrades in the audience, hello everyone! Today, we discuss the better question of laughing or crying at this grand awards night. Our point of view is clear: laughing is better than crying; but the opponent’s debate partner insists: crying is better than laughing. Let me ask my fellow debaters, since crying is better than laughing, then when you go on stage, why do you still smile? Why do you still look at each other and smile? (Shaking head)
Audience: (Applause)
Moderator: This word is sharp.
True 1: As we all know, laughter is good for health. Therefore, as the saying goes: Smile and save ten years! On the contrary, Sister Lin in Dream of Red Mansions is sentimental and melancholy, often crying over trivial matters.
In the end, she became frail and sick and left us prematurely (crying).
(Applause)
Moderator: Wow, this person still has a soft spot for Lin Daiyu...
True 1: I remind the other debater to pay attention, According to reliable sources, people who cry all the time and are depressed for a long time get diabetes! Which in turn can turn into: pleurisy! Emphysema! Hepatitis! Stomach perforation! Often spasms! Bone hyperplasia! Nosebleed! Half crazy! Gallstones! Uremia! Mad cow disease!
(Applause)
Positive 1: Above, I compared laughing and crying physiologically! There are both human witnesses and physical evidence! The evidence is solid! What else can the other party argue? I would like to advise the opponent’s fellow debaters: The French Open will be open, and no omissions will be missed! Only by changing your past mistakes can you be a new person! There is a saying that a prodigal son never changes his mind for gold. If you don’t want others to know, you have to do nothing unless you do it yourself! Leniency if you confess, severity if you resist! If you resist to the end, (knocks on the table) you will die!
Host: (Ringing the bell) I said wake up, it’s time! Now we invite the opposing side to speak!
Answer 1: Thank you, Chairman. Hello everyone, first of all, we would like to thank the other party for giving us a vivid medical clinical lesson! In the past, we only heard that there was a mad cow disease epidemic in the UK. After witnessing the performance of the opponent's first argument, we finally saw the symptoms of mad cow disease with our own eyes (super loud)!
(Applause)
Reverse 1: Laughter and crying are an external expression of people’s inner emotions, and each method has its own advantages. But if you analyze objectively and rationally, it is not difficult to find that crying is better than laughing! Whether life is brilliant or plain, it all starts with your own cries and ends with the tears of others. Friends on the other side, when you came into this world crying, no doubt you also chose to cry instead of laughing! Here, I would like to remind the opposing debater that the language your cries represent expresses a certain meaning. If you cry softly, you want to drink water, and if you cry loudly, you want milk. At this time, your mother will bring milk to your mouth. On the contrary, if you laugh loudly after you are born, not only will you not get milk, but you may have been thrown into the pickle jar long ago!
(Applause)
Reverse 1: In the process of human growth, crying is more beneficial to human health. The tears secreted by the tear glands contain a variety of enzymes, which can effectively remove dust, sand, and microorganisms. It can also play a certain immune role in our eyes. We all know that women in most parts of the world live longer than men. Why is this? This is because women cry more than men! However, some of us do not understand this truth and think that crying is cowardice, crying is incompetent, and not crying is a real man. In fact, this kind of person is not a man at all, but a typical stupid man!
(Applause)
Reflection 1: There are also two men among the other debate friends. Here, I want to sincerely warn you that for the sake of their health, in the future, You must cry more, cry often, cry all the time, and cry all the time. When necessary, we should cry until we beat our chests, scratch our ears and cheeks, cry until we lean forward and backward, and stagger around in tears! Finally, I sincerely wish the two male debate friends on the other side good health and a long life! Thanks.
(Applause)
Moderator: Okay, thank you to the opposition for your wonderful speech. Next, we invite the second defender of the affirmative to speak.
Positive 2: (Immediately interjected) Thank you, Chairman. Hello everyone, the longevity advice provided by the other party in the first debate was obviously summarized from the male debater of the other party. But after witnessing the image of the male judge on the other side, we have to doubt this longevity sutra. Look at this male debater: his face is sallow, his face is haggard, his eyes are dull, he is dying...
Reverse 2: (Punching the table angrily) Am I like that? !
Host: Silence!
True 2: It can be seen that the longevity secret recipe provided by the other party is only fake! Let me introduce you to a good fitness medicine, which is to be less sad and more happy.
Face reality and live with a smile! Laughter represents the youth of the heart and state of mind; laughter is the embodiment of people's optimism and self-confidence; laughter is people's positive attitude towards life; laughter is the day for the depressed, laughter is the sunshine for the sad, laughter is the sister of beauty, laughter is the The artist's daughter. From ancient times to the present, there is the softness of looking back and smiling; there is the heroism of looking up to the sky and laughing and going out; there is the majesty of laughing at the sky; an oil painting: Mona Lisa, which will last forever; a song: It’s better to laugh than to cry, and it’s still sung today! Friends, if you smile at life, you will become a strong person in life. If you smile at others, you will become everyone's friend! My fellow debaters, if you still don’t know how to laugh, then I can tell you that our beautiful planet is full of laughter, including smiles, beautiful smiles, smiles, silly smiles, laughter, talking and laughing, playful laughter, small smiles, and looking at each other. Laughing, laughing with flowers, laughing modestly, laughing with tears, laughing heartily, laughing to the sky, laughing in the hall, laughing without realizing it, no one is laughing to themselves, the clouds are laughing, and the tears are falling. Smile, smile broadly, smile without showing teeth, look back and smile, laugh out loud, smile calmly, smile sweetly, smile, smile back, and what you are doing now: you want to laugh but don’t dare to laugh! Thanks!
Host: It can be said that he is very sharp-tongued! Next, we have the second debate speeches from the Qing Dynasty and the Opposition Party!
Anti-2: Thank you, Chairman! Hello everyone! Due to time constraints, the opponent's second argument obviously did not explain all the types of laughter, so I will add that laughter also includes ridicule, ridicule, ridicule, teasing, miserable laughter, sneer, charming laughter, and silly laughter. A silly smile, a bitter smile, a cruel smile, a sneer; a sinister smile, a lewd smile, a sinister smile and a sneer smile! Excuse me, are these smiles good too? ! If the other debater thinks that these laughs are good, then we all should laugh for them with applause! Laugh at it!
Positive 1: (Stand up) Chairman! We protest against the booing by the other party’s fellow debaters!
Positive 2 and Positive 3: (stand up at the same time) Yes! We protest against the booing by the other party’s fellow debaters!
Moderator: The protest is invalid! Opposite side, continue!
Reaction 2: Here, I want to remind the other debaters that you are just confused by the appearance of laughter, but you have never explored the true meaning of crying! When Hong Kong returned to the motherland, the old overseas Chinese cried. They said with tears: Hong Kong returned to the motherland, washing away the century-old humiliation of the Chinese people; Zhan Tianyou cried when he stepped onto the motherland from the north shore of the Pacific; when Gao Min ascended the leadership of the Olympic champion She cried on the podium; when Jiujiang floods were successfully blocked, our flood-fighting heroes also cried! These are enough to show that crying is the most sincere and noble expression of human emotions! Crying gives birth to life. Crying watered success. Cry to build up your self-confidence. Cry and release the power! The opposing debater should know the story of Meng Jiangnu crying at the Great Wall. Please remember (suddenly loudly) that the Great Wall was built by crying, not by laughing! If Meng Jiangnu laughs, I dare say that not even the hood of a carriage, let alone the Great Wall, can be brought down! (waving) Thank you!
Moderator: OK! Time's up! We will have a free debate during the interview. Time for each side: 1 minute and 40 seconds. Please speak first!
True 3: I would like to ask the other debater, your argument is that crying is better than laughing. So our audience is laughing, so why is there no one crying?
Reverse 3: The opponent’s debate partner should understand: rare things are more valuable. Good medicine can cure diseases. Do you take it every day? You are happily married, do you get married every day?
Positive 2: We often say that we should laugh at life, but have we never heard of crying at life?
Reflection 2: The other debater has obviously made a mistake of changing the concept. Does smiling life mean laughing? I'm laughing out loud now, am I just going to live with a smile on my face?
True 1: Friends on the other side of the debate should not forget that Balzac said this! (Ask 2 quietly) What did he say?
Positive 2: I... I didn’t know, you said it was yours!
Positive 1: Yes! Balzac said: I don't know, you said it!
Audience: (Applause and laughter)
Moderator: This is not what Balzac said!
Reverse 3: The opponent’s fellow debater doesn’t know, but I can tell you.
Balzac said: Victory and tears, this is life!
Positive 3: Einstein also said this: Real laughter is optimism about life, happiness at work and confidence in career!
Reverse 3: Shakespeare said: Crying can alleviate deep sorrow!
Positive 3: Dadai said: The most noble social interaction is undoubtedly one who is full of energy and smiles!
Reverse 3: Henkert said: Tears are the angels of the soul!
Positive 3: Yu Lingzi said: The relaxed and happy feeling is expressed in one place, that is laughter!
Reverse 3: Weiss said: Tears are my telescope, through which I see heaven. ”
Positive 3: Laughing is better than crying anyway!
Contrary 3: Crying is better!
Two people: (Confusion arose: Laughing is better than crying , Crying is better than laughing)
Host: (Ringing the bell) I said, you two are fighting here? You can’t be the only ones talking about the debate! Sit down and let the others continue!
Pro 2: I would like to ask the opponent’s debate friends to pay attention to the topic of the debate. It should not just be limited to crying and laughing on the surface, but should go deep and explore the results.
Contra 2: The opponent’s debate! Friends have repeatedly emphasized the topic of our debate. Today is the 59th anniversary of the founding of the People's Republic of my country. When this festive day comes, facing the rising five-star red flag, will you cry or laugh?
Yes? 1: Of course we are laughing!
Reverse 1: So, how much do you laugh?
Positive 3: We are smiling happily!
Reverse 2 : You are too general!
Positive 2: We laughed so hard
Reverse 3: Not specific enough!
Positive 1: We laughed so hard! Tears in my eyes!
Reverse 1: Good! The other debater finally agrees with our point of view!
Positive 1: Who agrees with you?
p>Reverse 1: So, what is the explanation for why you cry with joy when you are happy? This shows that crying is the extreme of laughter, crying is the sublimation of laughter, and the highest state of laughter is crying!
Positive 1: Crying with joy is nothing more than tears of laughter, but it is also laughter after all! This is just like the morning mist cannot be without dew, the sun cannot be without sunspots, and the braised pork cannot be without MSG!
Reverse 1: The opponent obviously knows little about cooking techniques. We can still make braised pork without MSG!
Positive 3: Can braised pork without MSG be delicious?
True 2: We can use other seasonings instead of MSG.
True 2: What other seasonings do you use instead?
Reverse 3: We can add flour and sugar!
Positive 3: Flour and white sugar are the seasonings for shredded apples!
Reverse 1: Can shredded apples not be shredded?
(A quarrel broke out)
Host: (Ringing the bell) What are you doing in the kitchen? You are off topic!
True 2: All the debaters on the other side are willing to watch Mr. Zhao Zhongxiang host the show. Mr. Zhao’s smiling host brings artistic enjoyment to the TV audience. If Mr. Zhao sobs or bursts into tears as soon as he picks up the microphone, you are welcome. Are you still willing to watch Teacher Zhao preside over it? Is it better to cry than to laugh?
Reverse 3: But when you encounter difficulties and need help from others, crying does not help. If you want to borrow money from me, I will lend it to you if you cry, but if you want to smile, I will definitely say: stay away from me!
True 1: Don’t treat the other party as a villain! The heart of a gentleman measures the belly of a gentleman! When encountering difficulties, we will not cry! Crying is useless!
Reverse 1: Friends of the opposing debater should not forget that Liu Bei cried the most among the Three Kingdoms, but Liu Bei won three points of the world.
How do you explain this?
True 1 True 2 True 3: Liu Bei hasn’t been... (before he finishes speaking)
Host: (Ringing the bell) True, time’s up! Opposite side, continue!
Reverse 1: Cao Zhi shed tears in a seven-step poem to avoid being killed. Isn’t it good to cry?
Reverse 2: Cao Cao was defeated by Huarong Dao, and Sanxiao almost died. But when he cried to Guan Yu, the danger was saved. Isn’t it good to cry?
Reverse 3: Crying is a way to survive!
Reverse 2: Crying is the use of softness to overcome strength!
Reverse 1: Crying is retreat in order to advance!
Counter 2: Crying is a weak enemy against a strong one!
Reverse 3: Fellow debaters on the other side, let’s talk about it! You want to muddle through, but you can't!
Reverse 2: You want to pretend to be deaf and dumb, but there is no way!
Reverse 3: If you don’t raise your hands and surrender, we will never agree!
Reverse 1: Fellow debaters on the other side, you are right!
Reverse 1, reverse 5, reverse 3: Say! explain! explain! (aggressive)
Moderator: Say it!
Positive 1: (Quietly) Chairman, their time has not come yet?
Host: Hey, good! Time's up, sit down! Now, we invite the affirmative's third defense to make his final argument!
Positive 3: Thank you, Chairman. Hello everyone, the competition is now, it’s time to see who has the last laugh. I reiterate our point of view again: laughing is better than crying! Finally, let us sincerely wish the audience friends to smile and laugh often in the days to come!
Moderator: OK! Now, we invite the affirmative's third defense to make his final argument!
Reflection 3: Thank you, Chairman. Hello everyone, we have just explained the physiological and psychological aspects of crying, and have come to a conclusion that not everyone knows, that is, crying is better than laughing. My friend, maybe you have cried, but that is by no means cowardly. Tears are the first clarion call to challenge life. My friend, maybe you have never cried, but please cry when you are unhappy. Tears can melt the coldness in your heart. Frost and cleanse your soul. Finally, let us sing "Crying is Better than Laughing" in unison!
Reverse 1, reverse 2, reverse 3: (stand up at the same time and sing in the tone of "Laughing is Better than Crying") Oh my friend, do you like to laugh or cry? Ah, let me see if you can cry or cry. Cry, cry, cry (5 cries), crying is better than laughing!
Positive 1 Positive 2 Positive 3: (Also stood up at the same time) Laughing is better than crying, laughing is better than crying!
Reverse 1, reverse 2, reverse 3: Crying is better than laughing!
Positive 1 Positive 2 Positive 3: Laughing is better than crying, laughing is better than crying!
Reverse 1, reverse 2, reverse 3: Crying is better than laughing!
Positive 1 Positive 2 Positive 3: Laughing is better than crying, laughing is better than crying!
Pros and cons: (He yelled in confusion: Laughing is better than crying, crying is better than laughing)
Host: Time’s up! Dear audience friends, the debate is over. The debaters on both sides were going back and forth and quarreling with each other. So who loses and who wins? Now ask our judges to show the palms and backs of your hands!
(The audience showed their hands one after another, the positive side asked the audience to show their palms, and the negative side asked the audience to show the back of their hands)
Host: OK! I declare, the palm of the hand is the same as the back of the hand! The judgment has a clear point of view! The result of the game...neither lost nor won.
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