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How to write the script of Havoc in Heaven
I am a sixth grade student and I don’t know how to write a script. Please give me some advice!
Havoc in Heaven (script)
Characters: Zhu Bajie, Sun Wukong, Sha Monk, Tang Monk, Announcer, Taibai Venus, Jade Emperor, Guanyin Bodhisattva, two dancing girls
Scene 1: The four masters and disciples of Sun Wukong came to the Tiangong and had a big meal in the Tiangong. The Jade Emperor was furious
Sun Wukong: Oh, how boring! I miss the flat peaches in the Heavenly Palace so much!
Zhu Bajie: (smacks his lips) After you said that, I’m really hungry. Why don't we go to Tiangong and have a good meal! (Rubbed his belly)
Sha Seng: What a great idea! What should I tell Master?
Zhu Bajie: Just tell Master that the Jade Emperor wants to talk to us!
Sha Seng: Alas, as soon as you see the food, you will have more ideas!
Sun Wukong: Let’s go talk to the master quickly! My grandson can’t wait any longer!
Scene 2: The three of them went to talk to the master
Sun Wukong: Master, the Jade Emperor wants to talk to us. Let’s go and come back!
Zhu Bajie: (swallowed) Master, why don’t you just go and eat something, drink...
Sun Wukong: (hit Zhu Bajie back with a golden cudgel) Hello. Eat, go back!
Sha Seng: Second Senior Brother is saying to eat something before going later, so as not to be hungry later and beg for food there!
Tang Seng: Well, okay then! (The three of them were delighted after hearing this) But... the poor monk also wants to see the rare treasures in the Heavenly Palace! (Coquettishly) (After hearing this, the three people turned from joy to sadness and fell to the ground)
The three people argued: Sun Wukong: There is nothing good in the Heavenly Palace! Sha Seng: You'd better take a shower and go to bed early at home! Zhu Bajie: Uh-huh (nods vigorously)
Tang Seng: Are you doing something bad? Why don’t you take me with you? (acting like a baby)
The three had no choice but to agree
Scene 3: The four came to the Heavenly Palace
Zhu Bajie: Master, please take a walk around first, we Go for a convenience and be back soon!
Tang Seng: Okay, go and come back quickly!
Scene 4: The three of them sneaked into the kitchen and had a big meal. At this time, someone came in and they hid (Zhu Bajie didn’t run away because he ate too much). The person saw Shocked
Informer: Yeah! Whoever stole something from the imperial kitchen should get out of here! (Walks around the table) (Grabs Zhu Bajie’s ears and pulls them out)
Zhu Bajie: Ouch! Ouch! Let go!
Announcer: Let’s see if you still want to eat secretly. Come on, follow me to see the Jade Emperor!
Sun Wukong; this idiot! Sha Seng: What can we do? (Very anxious) Sun Wukong: Let’s go find Guanyin Bodhisattva to help us!
Find Guanyin Bodhisattva and explained the situation to him
Sun Wukong: Guanyin Bodhisattva, please help us get rid of that pig idiot! He stole something from Heaven and was captured by the people there!
Guanyin Bodhisattva: Alas, why is he so greedy! Take me to see it quickly. Maybe your master will be implicated!
Several dancers are dancing for the Jade Emperor
Announcer: Your Majesty, there are several little monsters who stole the food in the imperial kitchen. One of them was caught, and the other two escaped. .
Jade Emperor: (angry) Bring it up! I want to see who dares to be so bold!
Zhu Bajie: Oh, my dear Jade Emperor, please spare me! Woohoo...
Notifying staff: Don't move!
At this time, Guanyin and three others rushed over in a hurry
Tang Seng also heard the sound and rushed over. Tang Seng: You, you guys! well!
Sun Wukong: Let my junior brother go!
Notice personnel: Did you let this person go just as you asked?
Sun Wukong: Take a stick from me first! Guanyin quickly stepped forward to stop them
The two men stepped forward and started fighting. The reporter, Porcupine Bajie, pushed him aside. Zhu Bajie sat down on the ground and yelled, "Ouch, my butt." He spanked a few times. After the round, Sun Wukong broke a lot of things, and the Jade Emperor was furious
Jade Emperor: Call Taibai Jinxing quickly!
Dancer ①②: Yes! Taishang Laojun is here!
Jade Emperor: Stop everyone!
Taibai Jinxing: You two, don’t get excited, let’s compete in strength. I think you two are equal, so let’s compare your intelligence! Why don't you come and compare your narrative skills? Next, let’s play the game of “who is the undercover”, like okay!
Sun Wukong and the informants all said in unison: OK! (The two looked at each other)
Taibai Jinxing: Then the Heavenly Team will send Guanyin, the Jade Emperor, and you! Tang Monk Team will send you four masters and apprentices! In the end, whichever side has more people left, that group will win, provided that the undercover is always there. If the undercover is eliminated, then I lose with the lower group! Let’s get started!
First round: Hamburger and Roujiamo (Undercover: Sun Wukong) The undercover wins. Reporter: I am not convinced, I ask for another round! Taibai Jinxing: Okay, let’s start the second round!
Second Round: Laptop Computer Desktop Computer (Undercover: Reporter) Undercover Wins
Jade Emperor: Taibai! I see that everyone is having so much fun watching it, why not let everyone play together!
Taibai Jinxing: Yes! Then let the two players from each team choose two teammates!
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