Are there any jokes about hillbillies? It's a joke featuring a hillbilly ~ urgently needed! ! ! Thank you. . .

After graduating from college, A Gou was assigned to work in a big factory in Shanghai, and he did a very good job. He also found a beautiful local wife, and the unit also allocated a two-bedroom apartment. Everything is going well.

I want to take my dad to Shanghai to see the world and let him enjoy the life in a big city. So I sent the money to my hometown and asked my father to buy a train ticket. My father is an honest man, he has never been out of the house in his life, and he doesn't know what the train looks like.

After his family helped him get on the train, he wondered: This thing is all iron, how can it run so fast? I can't walk a few steps under the pressure of 100 Jin, and besides, I'm still in running all the way. Wouldn't it be faster if it stood up and ran?

I arrived in Shanghai in a blink of an eye. When I got off the bus, I looked around for my son because the letter said that his son would meet him at the station. However, waiting left and right just can't see my son. All the guests got off the train, but my son still didn't come. Just when he didn't know what to do, a female conductor came up and asked, "Comrade, my son said he would pick me up. Why hasn't he come yet? "

The conductor said politely, "Grandpa, does your son know when you will arrive?"

"Yes, he promised to meet me here."

"Really?" Said the female conductor, taking the old man's ticket and looking at it. "Ha ha, grandpa, this is your ticket to Shanghai East Railway Station. Why did you get off here? " This is the West Railway Station. "

"What? This is Shanghai. " It turned out that the old man didn't understand that this Shanghai Railway Station was divided into East Station and West Station, and he got off at the wrong station.

The female conductor thought for a moment and then asked, "Do you have your son's phone number? I'll tell him to pick you up. "

"Yes, but is that all right?" With that, he handed the note to the female conductor.

"Yes, I can call him and tell him you are here."

"Is this mobile phone fast?"

"Fast, very fast, faster than the train" the female conductor smiled.

"Then don't dial, I won't bother you. Isn't it better for me to take a mobile phone? "

"Ha ha ha,,,,, you can't sit here, you can only talk."

Finally, I went to my son's house. The next day, because my son and daughter-in-law had to go to work and didn't want to disturb the rest of the old man, I put a very delicate piece of soap and a basin of warm water on the chair beside his bed for the old man to use when he woke up.

When the old man woke up, he saw a very delicate piece of soap and a basin of warm water on the chair, and happily said to himself, "It's still a filial son. Knowing that I have never eaten anything delicious in my life, he made me such a delicate cake for breakfast, but he was afraid that I would choke when I was old, and he prepared such a big pot of water for me that I couldn't finish it all. "

Thinking about it, I picked up the soap and ate it. While eating, I muttered, "The cakes in this city are different from those in my countryside. It smells good, but I'm not used to it. It's strange that it can keep bubbling. If it weren't for my son, I wouldn't have eaten such a high-grade cake in my life. "

My son gets off work at noon. I want my father to go to the mall, but I have to go to work in the afternoon, and I'm afraid my father will be bored at home. So I gave my father dozens of dollars, wrote the phone number and address in the old man's pocket, and explained it several times before going to work.

The old man wandered around the street for a long time and felt a little stomachache. He wanted to find a toilet, but he didn't know where it was for a long time. There is really no way to ask an old man who looks familiar. People politely told him that the toilets in big cities are not on the roadside, but in tall buildings, and they have to buy tickets.

As soon as he heard this, he went to the place where he bought the ticket. After several rounds, he saw that there were tickets for sale, so he bought them and went in. When he went in, he saw so many people here. How dare you? He is very anxious. While he was thinking, the light suddenly went out. "Oh, the original light can only be pulled. This light bulb is out, and no one can see anyone. The residents of this city are in the countryside with me. " He immediately returned his trousers, which made his popularity worse. As a result, he was kicked out and only fined dozens of yuan.

On the way back, I felt bad. My stomach hurts again when I walk, which is more painful than before. He didn't care that much. When he saw an empty lane ahead, he pulled his pants. While he was having fun, a policeman came and gave him a fright. He immediately took down the grass and covered it. I'm afraid of being fined by the police because he has no money on him. Simply take the initiative to call: "Comrade police, I caught a bird under this rake. Please take a look at it for me. I'll go back and get the cage."

The policeman smiled and agreed.

The police waited here, but the old man did not come back. They still have tasks and can't stay here for long, so they thought, I'll catch them first and give them to him when he comes. So I put one hand on the grass and the other hand reached down and grabbed it carefully. "Hey, what kind of bird is this? It stinks, so it's still sticky. " I touched it again and it was wrong. I hit back and said, "Ah, why are the old farmers playing black humor with me now? Alas, the world has really changed. "