What are the ten jokes with deep urban routines?

Ten jokes with deep urban routines are:

1, the city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside! Today is a long experience! My TV set is broken again. I found a home appliance repairman nearby and sold me a plan for 80 yuan. The plan is: call after sales!

2. I heard two parents chatting outside the test center in the last game of the college entrance examination this afternoon. One said, the last game, I'm not used to him tomorrow! The other said, oh, tomorrow? I won't get used to him tonight!

I talked about a long-distance relationship, and my mother didn't agree. My girlfriend came to see me by plane for more than two hours, but she left me outside the door. My mother said with a runny nose and tears, Aunt, please leave our family alone!

The corn in the market is so old recently that I don't want to buy it at all. I bought peppers and tomatoes. Did the vegetable seller say he wouldn't buy corn later? My corn is the most tender and fresh, and then I will pay! Sure enough, as long as others tell me more, I am confused.

I just went on a blind date. After meeting, the girl said to me: Sorry, I didn't wear makeup today. I responded with a smile: beautiful girls don't need makeup. The girl said shyly, thank you. I quickly waved my hand and said that you misunderstood. I mean, you'd better put on makeup.

6. I wore a white fairy's sweet dress that didn't suit my style today. I asked my friends, do they look like fairies in the sky? He said, don't think that you can become immortal by wrapping yourself in a mosquito net. Do you think it is appropriate for a woman to walk in the sweet wind? All right!

I just established a relationship with my new girlfriend. When editing nicknames, she said she didn't want to be called baby, dear, wife. She wants a unique nickname, which must be close to me. I thought about it and edited it: corpse collector.

8. My classmate was ill and went to the hospital to see him. That guy saw me coming and spit out a long sentence: there is nothing to entertain you here. Why don't you go to the hospital to get some oxygen? It's quite fresh. Then he inserted the oxygen tube into my nose.

9. A man is eating with relish in a restaurant. Suddenly, he found a dog staring at him in the corner. "Why does he keep staring at me?" He asked the waiter. "I don't know, unless you use the plate he usually eats." The waiter replied.

10, never catch up with colleagues. I'm dizzy from hunger, and I've lost a catty and a half. My heart is full of joy. Before I went to show off to her, she came running with a big smile and said that she had lost three pounds again.