Are there any jokes about China people and foreigners (laughing you to death)? A few more!

This joke used to rank first in the world.

An American is eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought a panlong shrimp, the American asked, "What should I do with the remaining shrimp shells?"

"Of course," said the waiter.

"no! Don't! No! " The American shook his head and said, "In our United States, we send the leftover shrimp shells to the factory, make them into shrimp cakes, and then sell them to you in China."

After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit. The American pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What do you do with the remaining lemon peel?" "Of course," said the waiter.

"no! Don't! No! "

The American shook his head and said, "In our United States, we send the leftover lemon peel to the factory to make fruit treasures, and then sell it to you in China."

When checking out, while chewing gum, Americans smiled and asked the waiter, "What do you do with the leftover gum?" "Of course, spit it out," said the waiter.

"no! Don't! No! "

The American shook his head and said proudly, "In our United States, chewed gum is sent to factories, made into condoms, and then sold to you in China."

The waiter asked impatiently, "Do you know what to do with used condoms in China?"

"Of course, throw it away," said the American humanist.

The waiter shook his head and said, "No! Don't! Don't! In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum and then sold to you in the United States. "

I saw a strange phenomenon, that is, people who read my post recently did the following things:

1, successful love;

2. The business is settled;

3, promotion and wealth;

4. I feel very comfortable;

5. Family harmony;

6. Good health;

7. Everything goes well.

This group of people is the brothers and sisters who look first and then look.

Chairman Mao taught us: "When you see a good sticker, you must top it!"

Chairman Mao's words are very reasonable.