Interesting swearing sentences

1, you waste air alive, land dead, and RMB half dead!

2. Seduce my man? I just think of you as an old bitch in spring.

You know, Una County is full of money.

4. Before, I only knew that pigs could hum when they couldn't talk, but I didn't know that you were better than pigs until I met you. I was just talking about you, and you were humming!

5. Has Sister Furong seen it? That's a beautiful one. You can compete with her.

6. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

7. When you have no money, your wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

8. If you are cool and handsome, human beings can only reproduce asexually. If you are cute, you can solve the problem of population expansion in an instant.

9. Don't make me add verbs or nouns between me and your family.

10, you look like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and so weak.

1 1, I find you look a bit like a star! Really half like Wu Bai!

12, wandering astray, signing before sitting on the ground will be extended to the whole.

13, the snowman abandoned the baby on Mount Everest, and the septic tank blocked the murderer.

14, how much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

15, take a mirror to look at your appearance and see if you can be a singer when you grow up. Hehe, I'm not praising you. I'm talking about gorillas in Colombia. It's really similar.

16, when you can talk about civilization and quality, I think I should be born again.

17, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

18, it is not difficult to drive, and I am afraid that there will be new people.

19, you haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a person.

20. An old lady loved playing mahjong before her death. After her death, her children offered to send mahjong to be buried with her, but a woman was very worried: what if she came to call us if there were not enough hands?

2 1, God created men to make him lonely, and women to make him more lonely.

22. God created you because of his creativity, and it is your courage that you can continue to live.

23. Girls can be divided into three types according to their looks: one is from heaven, the other is from the people, and the other is from the underworld.

24. Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

25. Life with incomplete evolution and aliens with gene mutation.

26, alas, if this person is not straight, even the headache is partial.

27, hey! Have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning?

28, you pervert, don't forget to look back at your mother when you are born!

29. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

30, your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good.

3 1, beating is kissing and scolding is love, don't always scold your mother, it's almost emotional with your mother.

32. When I like you, you are what you say. When I don't like you, what do you say you are?

33. You are stupid enough! You can see a shit fool at a glance!

A successful man earns more money than his wife spends. A successful woman is looking for such a man.

35. You are the * * * of society, the parasite of feces, the excess fat of human body, the lowest creature and the scum of men.

I want to kick you when I see you, because you look like a ball.

37. The international face is universal.

38. Don't pretend to be happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

39. Farmers speak Northeast dialect, intellectuals speak Shanghai dialect, and the rich speak Guangzhou dialect.

40, dressed like this, you are afraid that the whole family is not mainstream, your mother is socks and your father is tin foil!

4 1, you little garbage are unique, at least all mankind doesn't want another one.

42. In this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

43. The mouse walked away with tears in her eyes when she saw you!

44. look at you Look at your back. You are in a hurry, and you scare away millions of lions as soon as you turn your head.

45, you are not ugly, but the beauty is not obvious!

Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth. Don't think I'm talking to you just because you don't eat shit, you born idiot.

47. Some people are destined to wait for others, while others are destined to be waited for.

48. No artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool.

49. Although a mistress needs a new one to be interesting, an old friend is better.

50. The hippo was crushed by Noah's Ark and a new volcano erupted.

5 1, in order to leave you, I want to immigrate to Mars.

52. God, it's so * * * that my heart is going to turn out.

There are more and more animals in today's society. I forgive you for doing more animals in order to maintain your noble status as an animal.

54. You look like a bird, just like a string made by Chihuahua and Beijing Ba. It's small, but it's impure and stinks, only the size of a pocket. I really want to slap you.

55, if I hadn't stayed and fucked you.

56.whose dog are you? How ugly! Won't you be embarrassed? Or are you used to being ugly?

57, rats, you do this unjust thing, not afraid of being struck by lightning?

58. Higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as long life, and long life is not as good as happiness.

59. Better fight with wise men than talk to * * *.

60, it must be the best in * * *, the beast among beasts. Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig!

6 1, if you are thick-skinned, it should be difficult for mosquitoes to book you. Mosquitoes struggled all night and felt bored.

62. Before the discourse is told, you are the master of the discourse, and after the discourse is told, you become the slave of the discourse.

63. Don't always ask others why they don't want to talk to you, or don't want to talk to you because it's too difficult to talk to you. Can you believe it?

64. scold me? You are an imaginary enemy who stole your business, aren't you?

65. I can have a good talk with you, but I won't put in a good word.

Spilled saliva is more deadly than SARS.

67. Your father is in the 72nd Army, isn't he? I don't understand virus research, so I study you.

68. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

69. The smell of inferior perfume is still coming to men all day. Who gave you another look?

70. If the teacher loves you, you should love yourself and don't be shameless.

7 1, you are a cucumber, you were not photographed. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed

72. Beggars are people who tax your conscience.

73, you are invincible, hanging on the wall to avoid evil, hanging on the bedside contraception!

74. It's my fault that I have no vision and treat you like a human being. If I knew, I would buy a dog chain around your neck.

75. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly (next88) to find out that you are really ugly.

76. Living wastes air, dying wastes land and dying wastes RMB.

You are the biggest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

78. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men.

79. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

80.* * * can be your teacher, even the mentally retarded can teach you to speak.

8 1, your face looks like an Italian plate.

82. Only one piece of shit can be played in TV series.

83. You are not by my side, which makes me feel so painful, just like when you are by my side.