Imitate foreigners' jokes

A foreigner comes from a foreign country When he came to the market and saw someone selling a car-mounted pencil sharpener, he asked you how to sell the car. The man who sold the pencil sharpener said it wasn't called a car. It's called a pencil sharpener. The foreigner said, "Oh, it turns out that people in China call cars pencil sharpeners." Then he saw a tomato seller and asked you how to sell blood. The tomato seller replied that it was not blood. This is a tomato. The foreigner said, "Oh, I see. People in China call blood tomatoes blood tomatoes. " Then I saw a man and a woman cursing the man, and the woman cursing the man was March 8, and the woman cursing the man was called crispy rice. The foreigner said, "Oh, so people in China call women March 8th Festival, and men call them crispy rice." Then I walked and saw a male driver kill a woman with his car, bleeding all over the floor, so I quickly went to the police and said, "Come on, there's a twisted rice crust." The pen and knife killed a bitch who spilled tomatoes all over the floor! I hope I won't easily adopt so many words I typed.