Humor and interesting connotation jokes

1, the youngest son dares to fight with others. Once, the son asked his father, did you like fighting when you were a child? Dad said, "I dare not." The son said, "Why?" Dad said, "I can't beat others." The son said, "Then why didn't you call me!" " "

2. A couple who had been married for many years slept until midnight, when the husband suddenly turned around and hugged his wife tightly, saying: This life is too short. My wife woke up and shed tears. Mr. Wang went on to say: I can't even cover my feet!

Students are doing their homework in the physics self-study class. The teacher said, "Ask me if you have any questions!" A classmate went over and said, "Teacher, where did Newton perm his hair?"

4. My boyfriend went to the wedding and suddenly the power went out. Everyone is worried that someone is stealing vegetables, so they suggest clapping their hands and singing. Clap your hands, electricity suddenly came. When you look at it, a person is slapping himself with one hand and slapping himself with the other.