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Inspirational stories told at the morning meeting in the workplace.

Lead: Telling some inspirational stories at the morning meeting can stimulate employees' fighting spirit. Each story has different feelings and can make people think deeply. The following is an inspirational story told at the morning meeting of the workplace. Welcome to read:

1: Job-hopping Party A said to Party B, "I want to leave this company. I hate this company! "

B suggested: "I raise my hands in favor of your revenge! This broken company must give it some color to see see. But now is not the best time for you to leave. "

One question:

B said, "If you leave now, the company will not lose much. You should take advantage of the opportunity in the company, try your best to attract some customers for yourself, become independent figures in the company, and then suddenly leave the company with these customers, and the company will suffer heavy losses and be very passive. "

A thinks what B said is very reasonable. So he worked hard and got what he wanted. After more than half a year's efforts, he has many loyal customers.

When we meet again, B asks A: It's time to jump, so hurry up!

A smiled indifferently: the boss talked to me for a long time and was going to promote me to be the assistant to the general manager. I have no plans to leave for the time being.

In fact, this is also the original intention of B. A person's job is always just for his resume. Only by giving more than receiving,

Let the boss really see that your ability is greater than your position, so you have more opportunities to create more profits for him.

Inspirational story told at the morning meeting in the workplace 2: Doctor A doctor was assigned to a research institute and became the person with the highest academic qualifications.

One day, he went fishing in the small pond behind his unit. It happened that the director and deputy director were around him and were fishing.

He just nodded slightly. What are these two undergraduates talking about?

After a while, the director put down the fishing rod, stretched himself and walked briskly across the water to go to the toilet.

The doctor's eyes are about to fall off. Floating on the water? Really? This is a pond.

When the director came back from the toilet, he also floated back from the water.

What's going on here? Doctoral students are not easy to ask, they are doctoral students!

After a while, the deputy director also stood up, took a few steps and floated across the water to go to the toilet. Now the doctor almost fainted: no way, go to a place where Jianghu experts are concentrated?

Doctoral students are also very anxious. There are walls on both sides of this pond. It takes more than ten minutes to go to the toilet opposite, and it's too far to go back to work. What should I do?

Doctoral students don't want to ask the two directors. After holding back for a long time, they got up and stepped into the water: I don't believe undergraduates can pass, but my doctoral students can't.

The doctor fell into the water with a bang.

Two directors pulled him out and asked him why he had to go into the water. He asked, "Why did you walk there?"

The two directors smiled at each other and said, "There are two rows of stakes in this pond. Because it rained these two days, the water just rose below the surface. We all know the location of the stake, so we can step on it. Why don't you ask? "

Education represents the past, and only learning ability can represent the future. People who respect experience can take fewer detours. A good team should be a learning team.

3. Three Golden Men Once a small country came to China and presented three identical golden men, resplendent and magnificent, which delighted the emperor. However, this small country is not kind, and at the same time a question arises: who is the most valuable of these three gold people?

The emperor thought of many ways to ask the jeweler to check, weigh and watch the work, all of which were exactly the same. What shall we do? The messenger is still waiting for a return. A vast country, you don't even understand this little thing?

Finally, an old minister who abdicated said that he had an idea.

The emperor invited the emissary to the main hall, and the old minister confidently took three straws and inserted them into the ear of the first gold man. The straw came out of the other ear. The straw of the second gold man fell out directly from his mouth, and the straw of the third gold man fell into his stomach without any noise. The old minister said: the third gold man is the most valuable! The messenger was silent and the answer was correct.

This story tells us that the most valuable person is not necessarily the most talkative person. God gave us two ears and one mouth, which was supposed to make us listen more and talk less. Being good at listening is the most basic quality of a mature person.

Incentive story 4 told at the morning meeting of the workplace: Ma Ma, who used to wander freely in the mountains, drank some mountain spring water when she was thirsty, and slept on the ground in the sun when she was tired, carefree. However, since the appearance of Bole, the fate of horses has changed. Put a cage on its head, a saddle on its back and tie it. The death rate of a horse is already 23/0/0. If you force it to carry things, force it to walk thousands of miles a day, and nail iron palms on its feet, the death rate of a horse will be more than half. A horse is an unruly and useless animal. Let it absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, the aura of heaven and earth, and it will be useless and inaction. You can also enjoy its life, educate it and let it know manners, but it will harm its life.

Isn't that what people do? Under the constraint of rules, have we lost our id, followed the etiquette formulated by others all day, and forced ourselves to do things we don't want to do? How much is left in our limited life?

5: The story of steel and glass A farmer, who only attended junior high school for two years, had no money to go to school at home. He dropped out of school and went home to help his father cultivate three acres of thin land. /kloc-when he was 0/9 years old, his father died, and the burden of his family was all on his shoulders. He must take care of his poor mother and grandmother who is paralyzed in bed.

In the 1980s, farmland was contracted to households. He dug a puddle in the pond and wanted to raise fish. But the village cadres told him that fish could not be raised in the paddy field, only crops could be planted, so he had to fill up the pond again. It became a joke. In others' eyes, he is a silly man who wants to get rich.

I heard that raising chickens can make money, so he borrowed 500 yuan from his relatives and raised chickens. But after a flood, the chickens got chicken plague and all died within a few days. 500 yuan may be nothing to others, but it is astronomical to a family living on only three acres of wasteland. His mother couldn't stand the stimulation and died of depression.

Later, he made wine, caught fish, and even helped people dig holes in the cliff of the stone mine ..... but he didn't make any money.

At the age of 35, he had not married. Even divorced women with children despise him. Because he has only one adobe house, it may collapse at any time after a heavy rain. No one looks down on a man who can't get a wife in the countryside.

But he still wanted to take a chance, so he borrowed money everywhere to buy a walking tractor. Unexpectedly, less than half a month on the road, this tractor carried him into a river. He broke a leg and became lame. The tractor that was salvaged has become fragments, so he had to take it apart and sell it as scrap iron.

Almost everyone said that his life was over.

But later he became the boss of a company in my city, with assets of 200 million. Now, many people know his bitter past and legendary entrepreneurial experience. He has been interviewed by many media and described in many reports. But I only remember such a plot &; mdash& ampmdash

The reporter asked him, "Why did you never back down again and again in the hard days?"

He sat behind the big and luxurious boss's desk, drinking a glass of water in his hand. Then, he held the glass cup in his hand and asked the reporter, "What will happen to this cup if I let go?"

The reporter said: "It fell to the ground and broke."

"Then let's try." He said.

As soon as his hand was released, the cup fell to the ground, making a crisp sound, but it was not broken, but intact. He said: "Even if there are 10 people present, they will think that this cup will definitely break. However, this cup is not an ordinary glass, but made of FRP. "

Then, I remembered this classic and wonderful dialogue. Such a man, even if he has only one breath, will try to hold the hand of success unless God takes his life. ......

Opportunity A is a white-collar worker in a joint venture company, and feels that his ambition has not been appreciated by his superiors. I often think: if I can meet my boss one day, I will have a chance to show my talents! !

A's colleague B has the same idea. He went one step further and asked the boss when he got to and from work and figured out when he got into the elevator. He also took the elevator at this time, hoping to meet his boss and say hello.

Their colleague c went further. He learned about the boss's struggle in detail, made clear the school where the boss graduated, his interpersonal style and his concerns, carefully designed a few simple but weighty opening remarks, took the elevator at the calculated time, and greeted the boss several times. Finally, he had a long talk with the boss one day and soon won a better position.

Fools miss opportunities, wise men seize opportunities, and winners create opportunities. Opportunities are only given to those who are prepared, and the word "preparation" is not just talk.

A short story about encouragement told at the morning meeting in the workplace 7: the director is useless. There was a Lu man who was good at weaving straw sandals and his wife was good at weaving white silk. He wants to move to Vietnam. His friend said to him, "If you go to Vietnam, you will be poor." "Why?" "Straw sandals are used to walk, but Vietnamese people are used to walking barefoot; White silk is used to make hats, but Vietnamese people are used to long hair. Take your strengths and go where you are not needed. Is it possible to make yourself not poor? "

This story tells people that if a person wants to give full play to his expertise, he must adapt to the needs of the social environment. If it is divorced from the needs of the social environment, its expertise will lose its value. Therefore, we should decide our own actions according to the needs of society and give full play to our own specialties.

Inspirational story told at the morning meeting in the workplace 8: The mouse on the stupa A wandering mouse settled down at the top of the stupa.

Life in the stupa is really happy. Not only can you cross the floor at will, but you can also enjoy rich sacrifices. It even enjoys privileges that others can't imagine, and it can chew unknown secrets; People dare not face up to the Buddha statue, which is a free relaxation. When it rises, it can even leave some shit on the head of the Buddha.

Whenever a good man and a woman burn incense and kowtow, the mouse always looks at the intoxicating smoke and rises slowly. It sniffled and sniggered: "Funny human, your knees are so soft that you kneel!" "

One day, a hungry wild cat broke in and caught the mouse.

"You can't eat me! You should bow to me! I represent the Buddha! " The noble prisoner protested.

"People bow down to you only because of your position, not because of you!"

The wild cat sneered, and then it broke the mouse in half like a hamburger.

9: Madman and Idiot A psychology professor visited the madhouse to learn about the living conditions of madmen. After all, it's an eye-opener to think that these people are crazy and act unexpectedly.

Unexpectedly, when I was about to return, I found my tire dropped. "Some madman must have done it!" The professor thought angrily and began to get the spare tire ready to install.

This is serious. The man who got off the tire actually dropped all the screws. You can't get on without screws and spare tires!

The professor was at a loss. Just as he was in a hurry, a madman jumped up and sang an unknown happy song. He found the professor in trouble and stopped to ask what had happened.

The professor ignored him and told him out of courtesy.

The madman smiled and said, "I have an idea!" " He removed one screw from each tire, so that he had three screws to install the spare tire.

The professor was pleasantly surprised and very curious: "How did you come up with this idea?"

The madman smiled and said, "I am crazy, but I am not a fool!" "

In fact, many people in the world, because they find pleasure in their work, always show different fanaticism from ordinary people, which is hard to understand. When many people laugh at them as crazy, others may still laugh at him as a bookworm.

Stupidity and cleverness are especially a good attitude in China.