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Say something about a girl coming to qq WeChat for a holiday.

1, even my period will leave before a woman gets old, let alone a man.

2, lying in the trough, do you think it is so simple for girls to bleed when they come to their holidays? Yes, she will have a stomachache and want to break bones.

3, I want to be a boy, how good it is to be a boy, no menstruation, no dysmenorrhea, no bra. How nice!

4. There is a kind of regret called sadness and a kind of beauty called menstruation.

If you menstruate again, you will be fired.

6, the exam is like a big aunt, sometimes it will be postponed for two days, but it will definitely come.

7. It's so sad in broad daylight. . . Don't believe what girls say when they come to their period.

8. Honey, why are you menstruating again?

9. Girl, find someone who will take care of you, love you and love you in the future. Remember not to eat cold and spicy things when menstruation comes. Someone who can tie your shoelaces.

10, the mouse said that he was depressed every time he came to his period. Unfortunately, I am also very sad today. ...

1 1. Every time I have my period, I feel like a balloon holding a cup of hot water forever. My brain is closed and I only know how to stuff things into my mouth.

12, it's easy to leave me, unless you are full of leucorrhea and amniotic fluid from other women, you will stay with me.

13, Auntie, why did you choose Children's Day?

14. Why do they have their period every time they come out?

15, the person who loves you the most is my aunt, who will come to see you every time.

16, it seems that I will have my period, too. One second I feel like a tiger saving the world, and the next I feel like the world's number one. I choose not to play.

17, oh, how many times have I explained my period to you? I'm a woman, and so are you. Why are you pestering me?

18, the day after tomorrow, I will have my period today to catch up with high-intensity training. It was eleven o'clock yesterday. What time is it today? It is really dizzy to hear that the Spring Festival Gala will be held again this year. It's really about getting together.

19, dress casually, don't be jealous of your boyfriend, don't worry about your period, don't worry about being fat, and don't care about how ugly you are.

20. No matter how powerful a woman is, she is not as powerful as her menstrual period.

2 1, the silly and nice man bought you sanitary napkins and diapers when you had your period.

22. I don't know what happened early in the morning. Not looking in the mirror? Why don't you clean yourself up when you are already a dirty thief? If you don't look in the mirror, why did you buy it? It's really puzzling. It's rare that I didn't lose my temper during my menstrual period this time, and insisted on deliberately finding gas for me in the last two days.

23. My aunt's face is so bloodless and sad.

I am the hero who eats ice cream with menstruation.

25, well, my period is coming, but I still endure the pain, driving in the wind and rain and drinking milk tea with my girlfriends!

26. Red blood stained the sheets. Don't think it is menstrual blood.