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love story
Author: Qiao Duan Type: Status: Full Edition Copyright: Jinjiang Original Network
When the whole planet decided that General Kader was dead, he came back. He was greeted by a lover who married someone else. Since the empire requires every woman to get married and have children, he can go to the system to pair one. Then! ! The world is in uproar ~ ~! Damn, he's so lucky! Begging for death ~ ~ My new article, click through ~ ~ Copywriting: Brother Gao Huan has skeletons in his closet. He dare not go to public toilets, public bathhouses, fall in love or even have intimate physical contact. He has been living in inferiority and caution. Then one day, someone discovered his secret, so ... hehehehehehe. ......
Update time: 2013-06-18:17: 59 hits: 7 10922 favorites: 6 126.
Mom, love wants a hug.
Author: Qigu Cool Type: Big Family Status: Serial Copyright: Tea Tianxiang. com
According to the dancer's family rules, 20% of men study, 22% set up a career, and 25% must have children, otherwise they will divorce the dancer for the rest of their lives. Joke, he has worked so hard and now he has everything. How can he give it away so easily? Besides, it's for people who hurt him all his life. So, have a baby. Then give birth, but the woman who comes to give birth to his child has to decide for herself. That lovely girl, Lolita, has big eyes, a drunken little face flushed and confused. I'm sorry, young master, I have a crush on you, so just give me a baby. Taking advantage of medicine, infatuated love and strong occupation, he decisively planted his own seeds. . It's worth trading a child for the freedom of your life. So when a fucking doctor shows up, "Mr Dance, the situation is very urgent now. Is it to protect your adults or ... ""Children, I just want children! " The rest, everything is just a cloud. . Exquisite and handsome face, cool and handsome dress. Blurred and attractive eyes, red and tender face, small and ruddy mouth. Whose child is this? It seems that I didn't invite such a lovely, fashionable and handsome little flower girl to attend my wedding ~ ~ Macey Wazhi walked up to her and pulled her snow-white gauze. "Mom ... dad said that it doesn't matter if Mommy doesn't want Dad, it doesn't matter if she doesn't want MengMeng, it doesn't matter if she doesn't want to be a dancer or a young lady, but you can't marry someone else as a married woman with children. That is bigamy, but it is illegal! " Introduce a ... as a bride, Su Xiaoxiao was surprised to see this baby exactly like herself. Whose child is this? Who will tell her why she looks like her? She never got married and gave birth to a baby BB. Mom, since I found you, I won't let you go. If you meet me, admit it! ...
Update time: 20 13-02-06 00:00:00 hits: 703202 collections: 367
The little queen is too spicy
Author: Little Candy Type: Time Shuttle State: Serial Copyright: Xiaoxiang Academy
Shit, is it easy to be an old lady? Act, act, act until the real time! I'm not making trouble, I'm just shooting a costume drama. Is there a dynasty similar to the script, or is it an unknown dynasty? Damn, I don't want to kill you. Take it well and don't play tricks. Hey, hey, you know. First, good, then strange, then soft, then hot. I won't be strange to my country unless I overthrow your harem. I will name the night after you. Whether you have 3,000 beauties or 30,000 beauties in your harem, it is more than enough to deal with. Explosions through, funny love. ...
Update time: 20 1 2-10-05 00: 00: 00 hits: 1044 collections:1.
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