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Did Song Renzong really give Bao Zheng a sword?
Is this Bao Qingtian really bold? Bao Qingtian can't cover the sky, after all, he doesn't have the guts. There is a play called "Playing the Dragon Robe", which is very interesting. Aren't you selfless in Bao Qingtian? This time, there was a big problem: Queen Li ordered Bao Zheng to punish the emperor.
Bao Zheng's face is black again, and no one can recognize him. Did you defeat the emperor? However, Queen Li is the mother of the country. How dare she disobey the mother's orders? It's really close. However, Bao Zheng is a resourceful and flexible advocate. No matter how black his face is, he will never go all the way to black, knowing which is more important. So he took off the emperor's robe and whipped nervously. This is the origin of the dragon robe.
Obviously, the purpose of Bao Zheng's playing dragon robe is nothing more than to prevaricate with Empress Li and cope with the errand. Who knows, she flirted with Queen Li, boasting that Bao Zheng's "attacking the dragon robe is attacking the king", giving him the rank and title, and giving him a sword. Queen Li is so stupid that Bao Zheng can't fool her? No, Queen Li didn't really want to whip the emperor's son. She just made a show to the whole world, just like Liu Bei who had a fight. Where on earth did she want to kill her son?
This is what Bao Zheng is good at. He is good at understanding the intentions of leaders and knows where to be serious and where to behave. The queen Li took a fancy to Bao Zheng and gave him an injection with confidence. If Bao Zheng doesn't know the inside story and really fights the emperor, it's strange that Queen Li doesn't fight recklessly with him.
At that time, Chiang Kai-shek also pretended to abdicate and asked which vice president, Mr. Li Zongren, to handle it at the front desk. Who knows, Li Zongren thought he was really in charge, but forgot to ask for instructions and report something. He was so angry that the chairman swore that he was "serious" Do you think he will have good fruit?
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